I was hoping they were asking me for helping the elf guys be more active and bringing them and the elf chicks together but that's not what he meant… He wanted me to help out in producing how he names it ‘offspring’. The village had 4 times more females than males. Raishin would love this place. Maybe I should just steal this flower and run. I sat opposite to the elf elder Tyrone. It seemed to be an unusual name for an elf but his deep voice made him sound more like a Tyrone. I have no idea what a Tyrone sounds like but I think this guy pulls it off quite well.
“And that is the plan.” The deep voiced Tyrone said while giving me a hopeful stare.
Oh shit, I didn't listen. I might get into deep shit if I answer inappropriately. How about getting men from the other elf forests?
“They are also experiencing the same problem but not as bad as we do.” So why me? Lopahz is not too far and for those interested, there are enough humans.
“But we’re helping you out too, you’re race is also low on numbers, right?" Ooh shit is that what you're going for?!
“Not a bad idea, right?!” Find another 9t fox!
“As I understand the females outnumber the males in like 20 to 1 in your race so it's unlikely that we will encounter another male-tailed fox.” Look theoretically that sounds like a good plan but personally, I’m not a fan of this plan.
“You don't want a bunch of hot elven chicks?” …
“So, you do!” That's not the point! I have nothing against elves or the chicks here it's just... This plan has a low success rate. My mother was a phoenix and a 9t, I have 2 older siblings that are just a phoenix. I’m the only hybrid.
“And that's why you will take more than 1!” Right, I will stop you right there. I have a hard time dealing with people in general, a harem isn't going to magically make that disappear it's just going to get worse. I will decline but I appreciate the offer.
“Hmm, too bad, you seem like a nice guy. The fact that you're not jumping at this opportunity makes me want to push this idea more. I will discuss this with the other elders. Excuse me but we can’t give you the flower yet. Enjoy your stay in the village.” This is not some scheme to make me stay here and possibly fall in love or something?
“Who knows.” Tyrone flashed a malicious smile and disappeared to the back of the big tree.
I stepped out and sighed. I wonder if I should [Transform] into a chick the next time I visit an elven village. I snuck around and climbed into a tree on the edge of the village. I ate some fruit while sitting on a branch. I fed Nilah some too while observing the village. 7183 elves of which 5491 were women. I forgot to ask, why don't the elf guys just take more chicks, problem solved. I saw the guys interact and they seemed odd. Géor, seemed to be the only one acting normal.
I went through my archive and looked at what I could find about elves. Hmm, the males seem to have a low sex drive. I looked at Géor who seemed like a normal dude. The other elf guys seemed uninterested. Oof this must suck for the chicks.
So, if I can make these guys act like Géor, the problem is solved, but how? I need Greg if it’s a love potion or another type of potion. Whatever idea I came up with would probably turn me into a criminal. Then again, it's either that or I have to give up on this flower. I should've asked them where they found it but I don't think they will tell me at this point… I should have just pretended to be a dwarf or something. I sighed. My 9th tail had an idea though.
9th tail, are you insane? They will never let me back here if I do that. My 9th tail countered my argument that the alternative is that I help the elves repopulate by taking a harem… Very persuasive 9th tail! I will observe the situation for a bit longer until I take action. They are so going to ban me for doing that though.
I spent days chilling in this tree and observing the villagers. By the second day, it looked like they were looking for someone. They even sent elves out into the forest to look. I had hidden my scent as I was hiding under their noses. I enjoyed the slight chaos.
By the 5th day, it was obvious that they were looking for me. Magic flew out to scan large areas. I covered myself in illusions to be undetectable to them. I got found the next day because I was laughing a bit too hard at the panic some of them were in.
“So, this is where you were, were you here the whole time?” Hahaha! Sorry, you guys look like headless chickens.
“The other elders want to talk to you, will you come with me?” I nodded and followed Tyrone. I shocked and embarrassed a large part of the elves when they saw I was hiding in the village all along.
I entered a room with important looking elders. Tyrone was the only guy, I guess that makes sense. 2 of the other elders seem to have the hots for him but he was trying to keep it professional. Why is every immortal race such a mess? Isn't there one that's normal?
“So, you are Agnis Hourai?” A beautiful elf with light blue hair in a single braid addressed me.
“You do resemble her a bit, how is your mother?” Uhm, I would like to know that too.
“What do you mean?”
I sighed and told the story of what happened to Hourai. 2 elders started to cry and the rest was shocked.
“Noo! Wh...why isn't this more known?!” With all due respect, it is quite hard to find these things out if you guys stick to your forests, I met an elf last year and her reaction was the same but she knows because she went out in the world. As far as I know, only me and 2 of my friends have escaped. I think that elf went to her elders in the east elven forest but they didn't want to listen.
“You! You have no…”
“Calm down Tyria, he has a point. The elders in the east forest are hard-headed… do you have the name of the elf you met? We might want to hear her story.” Sylvana, I don't know if you guys have surnames or how to find the correct one.
“You mentioned that she had been an adventurer for some years, not many elves should fit that description so I think it should be fine.“ I see, well there you have it, I’m sorry but you guys can’t afford to sit in your trees and be angry at humans anymore. A jungle dragon name Vinny has been going around doing stuff you guys should do. It is just a matter before he burns out be it 300 years, 500, or 1000 because he also needs to do actual dragon stuff.
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“Hey, Agnis, are you interested in an experienced elf?” A blonde elf said with an... interesting expression. It reminded me of Hisui's love crazed expression...
“Yrynn! Behave yourself!” This is such a clown fiesta…
“Ignore the ladies for a bit, so who else have you told this?” Tyrone seemed to be the only elf that could behave. Uhm, Vinny the jungle dragon, Sylvana, and 2 humans that I trust and are quite disgusted with humans themselves.
“Ok, I would recommend keeping this hidden from the western elves but the shadow elves will probably help you the most. It’s just that they clash often with the eastern elves. To be honest, the shadow elves are the only ones taking what you described seriously.” What's wrong with the western elves?
“They are insane…” Fantastic… anything else I should know?
“How about you take my daughter?” How about no, I do know a guy who might be interested, a six-tailed lightning tiger.
Tyrone put up a complicated face. Shit, so you know.
“Yeah, not the best partners but I will consider it if we're truly desperate.” The fact that you know and are considering it already proves that you're desperate…
“Anyways what would make you take at least one?” You want this badly, eh? That is actually a very good question and I don't have an answer because I’m busy, on a tight schedule, and too immature to be stuck to a lifelong commitment so the best answer I could give is: give me 20 or so years and ask me again.
Now I’m hoping they have shitty memories and will forget.
“Did you write that down?” Tyrone said as he looked to the elf secretary.
“Yes, I did!”
Shit, I guess my future me has to deal with this problem. I think I’m safe for now. I should have gone with 100 years… Nothing worked to energize the men?
“We tried everything. Even illegal drugs, nothing worked long-term.” Whoa! Ok, I guess you did try. Alright, I have a plan but I won't tell you because you might not like it but it’s going to be 100% effective. I will understand that you will ban me from the village if I explain it but at this point maybe that’s for the better…
“And why are you telling us this?” Tyrone asked.
I flashed a malicious smile. Because you can't stop me. If you give me the flower, I will help you guys with your problem. You got 3 days; I will be in the tree.
“Hey, maybe continuing to push a tailed fox wasn't a great idea… Strange things happen when you do.”
“He said he would help us; we might like how he would do it but maybe that’s the correct solution. A viewpoint from outside our race!” They continued to argue and I hopped back in my tree and started to run simulations. I wanted my plan to have a maximum effect. I will never tell anyone what will happen here.
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2 days passed and Tyrone hopped on the branch and handed me a bunch of flowers that had magic on them to preserve them. Thanks, this is only for you, if you want to see and remember anything that will happen at the end of the next day, I will advise you to sit in this tree.
“Uhhm sure it will help us, right?” It will, you might not like it though.
“We discussed this and the future is more important than the current, whatever you do now might be something we might not like but if it secures a better future, we will take it. I think I will be watching.”
I will prepare for being banned from this village.
Tyrone jumped off the branch and I continued to simulate.
The day came. A portion of the elves seemed to be nervous, others seemed excited. Too bad for them, they will have to wait.
Night fell and the full moon appeared. I created an 11-layered illusion over the whole village and shattered it and collected the [Illusionary Dagger]. The simulations were to stretch the time of this special 9t mode and another skill I was going to use.
“Are you going to start?” Tyrone appeared next to me.
You are just in time. I stabbed one of my tails with the [Illusionary Dagger] and it left 8 copies behind. I stabbed my other tails and entered the special 9t mode. The moon seemed to glow and become larger. I then used [Elgard Overload]. My simulation kicked in and stretched its duration to 40 minutes.
“What... what are you doing?” Near infinite layers of illusions fell on the village.
I can’t permanently alter reality but I can do something that has permanent effects. I used [Elgard Overload] to force all the elvish men and women to become extremely horny. The guys had 40 minutes to procreate.
“This… this… I see why you said we wouldn't like this.” The scene of the elven village turned into an 18+ rated scene.
You can join them if you jump off the tree.
“I think I will stay…” The elves didn't care for the location. They were doing their best to bring their numbers up. My eyes started to hurt but I had to give them enough time to do their deed. I also made sure they could keep going.
“Is this what happens when you push a tailed fox?“ Yup! I accept being banned from the village after this, they won’t remember any of this afterward though, only you will. Although, they might get dreams about this night.
“Terrifying…”
The 40 minutes had almost passed. I made them clean up and return them to their clothes and homes in the last 5 minutes. My 9t mode dropped, my vision went dark and I fell out of the tree. Tyrone caught me.
Ugh, I will be useless for a day, you can ban me after that. Nilah was giving me mana. I couldn't use any 9t stuff nor my eyes for a whole day. I decided to sleep for a whole day.
I woke up early, picked up Nilah, and fled the scene. I don't know how well elves respond to amnesia but probably better than humans. They might not remember now but maybe in a month, a year, 10 years etc.
I returned to Nelfim and decided to stay there for a bit. I can expect the elven population to boom in about 7.5 months. They surely will be confused about why that happened.