That Time I Got Sent to Another World Where All of the Girls Are Super Hot and Super Into Me Because I Am Super Strong and Have Very Powerful Abilities that God Gave to Me Because Me and Them Were Friends When I Was in Grade School and God Is Actually A Loli Who is Also in Love with Me Because I Am A Super Epic Person Who Will Defeat The Demon Lord Who Threatens The Entire World but the Demon Lord Actually is in Love With Me and the Demon Lord is a Super Hot Busty Babe Who is Actually Just Trying to Get My Attention Because I Have a Cellphone That Can Contact the Internet and Can Get Anything Shipped To Me Within 2 Days But I Barely Need It Because I Am Actually the Most Strongest Guy Alive Because I Have Super Strong Powers Like Being Able to Lift Your Mom Really Easily Which is Nearly Impossible Because Your Mom is So Fat But is Actually A Secret Anime Busty Babe Who is Really into Me Because I Am Super Cool and Better Than Your Dad Because He is Super Lame Which I Am Not:
S1E28 - That time I was reincarnated into another world and woke up from an Arte-related coma
My eyes shot open with a start. Wanda was standing over the bed, staring down at me. Whoah! She was so close! I blushed at the thought of having a girl in my room, staring at me with a blank expression while I slept. Wait... slept?
I looked out the window used [Mental Sundial] to determine that it was 7:16 AM. Had I fallen asleep somehow?
"How long was I out?" I asked my hot anime dog-girl slave companion. (TL Note: He means Wanda)
Wanda blinked as if she had just come out of a twelve-hour anime binge, and looked at me as if she was surprised that I had talked. I wasn't sure why, as I was pretty sure I had talked in front of her before.
"About three days, wan!" She replied. "I thought you might have died, wan!"
I rubbed at my head. Three days? I usually only slept for a portion of a day at most. I guess that [Artes Catalogue] had taken longer to read than I thought. Still... I looked over at Wanda. Was she standing there the entire time?
"Were you standing there the entire time?" I asked.
"Most of the time, wan!" Wanda replied, refusing to elaborate further.
"Huh," I huhed, sitting up and activating [Perfect Hair]. My bedhead instantly unbedded, popping back into my perfect generic Isekai protagonist hairstyle, a short shaggy haircut with bangs. I was excited to start my second day in this badass fantasy LitRPG Isekai world! Not only did I have a companion now, but I also had an Adventurer's Guild Trading Card, and was officially a [Bronze Rank] Adventurer! And I had picked up a few Artes from the [Artes Catalogue] as well! I checked my status:
Name: Hiro ♥ Protagonist
Level: 2
EXP: 94/125
Skill Points: 74502
Gold Stars: 51
Gacha Coins: 1,000,000,099
HP: 69425/69425
MP: 1337/1337
SP: 9999/9999
FP: 1/1
Attributes:
Stranth: 20000
Dexterity: 20000
Swoleness: 20000
Magic: 20000
Karma: 510
Mojo: 99999
Luck: -99999
Skills:
[Jumping Supremacy - Lvl 10] [Hopmeister] [Running Supremacy - Lvl 10] [Windrunner] [Climbing Supremacy - Lvl 10] [Cliffwalker] [Crawling Supremacy - Lvl 10] [Crawldad] [Swimming Supremacy - Lvl 10] [Motorboat Legs] [Cooking Supremacy - Lvl 10] [Godly Chef] [Divine Heavenly Chef] [Punching Invulnerability] [Slashing Invulnerability] [Projectiles Invulnerability] [Stabbing Invulnerability] [Crushing Invulnerability] [Toe-stubbing Invulnerability] [Burning Invulnerability] [Lightning Invulnerability] [Fish Invulnerability] [Shadow Invulnerability] [Surprise Invulnerability] [Light Invulnerability] [Heavy Invulnerability] [Greater Invulnerability] [Wind Invulnerability] [Water Invulnerability] [Earth Invulnerability] [Sleep Invulnerability] [Pain Invulnerability] [Silence Invulnerability] [Curse Invulnerability] [Emotional Damage Invulnerability] [Seduction Invulnerability] [Wisdom Invulnerability] [Shame Invulnerability] [Heat Invulnerability] [Cold Invulnerability] [Itching Invulnerability] [Discomfort Invulnerability][Alcohol Invulnerability] [Drug Invulnerability] [Spicy Invulnerability] [Cringe Invulnerability] [Absolute Invulnerability] [Arrest Resistance - Lvl 1] [Plot Armor] [Indomitable Will] [Greater Maneuverability] [Swooce Supremacy] [3D Maneuvering] [4D Maneuvering] [Noclip] [Greater Fisticuffs] [Fisticuffs Supremacy] [Kill Anything In A Single Punch] [Elemental Punches] [Flaming Energy Ball] [Stunning Blow] [Poisoning Blow] [Silencing Blow] [Surprising Blow] [Fisherman's Fist] [Cursing Blow] [Stunning Slash] [Poisoning Slash] [Silencing Slash] [Surprising Slash] [Fisherman's Blade] [Cursing Slash] [Sexpert] [Ultra Fabio] [Expert Swordsman] [Dual-Wielding] [Triple-Wielding] [Sword Saint] [Energy Blade] [Expert Spearsman] [Spear Extension (All natural supplement)] [Triple Thrust] [Expert Hammersman] [Ultra Crush] [Whirlwind Smash] [Expert Archer] [Multishot] [Homing Shot] [Penetrating Shot] [Ricochet Shot] [Curving Shot] [Splitting Shot] [Returning Shot] [Explosive Shot] [Dual-Wielding (Bows)] [Instant Reload] [Tennis Master] [Ultra Serve] [Devil Serve] [Hell Rally] [Dakimakura Supremacy] [Dakimakura Expert] [Bar Fighting Supremacy] [Brawler] [Drunken Master] [Expert Staffsman] [Spinny Boi] [Crushing Staff] [Helicopter Staff] [Acrobatic Flipwaltz] [Fishing Supremacy] [King Angler] [Snap Cast] [Casting Supremacy] [Casting King] [Handsome - Lvl 10] [Perfect Hair] [Imbue Weapon] [Enhance Weapon] [Create Weapon] [Repair Weapon] [Sell Weapon] [Photographer Mastery] [Woodworking Basics] [Bureaucracy Supremacy] [Trick or Treat Room] [Time Slow] [Time Stop] [Win Almost Everything But Not Everything] [Win Everything Else] [Speak With Animals] [Speak with Plants] [Speak with Monsters] [Speak with Idiots] [Speak with Walls] [Greater Speaking] [Appraisal (but secretly infinite knowledge)] [Greater Vore] [Shield Supremacy] [Shield Saint] [Dual Wielding (Shields)] [Dual Welding] [Arch Welding] [Godly Welding] [Instantly Learn Skill] [Regeneration] [Super Regeneration] [Ultra Regeneration] [Max Regeneration] [Ultra Max Regeneration] [Clown Resistance] [Smoke Ring Basics - Lvl 2] [Steal] [Burgle] [Purloin] [Stealth] [Greater Stealth] [Sneak King] [Invisibility] [Demon Lord - Lvl 10] [Hero - Lvl 10] [Sidekick - Lvl 10] [Evil Vizier - Lvl 10] [Greater Stranth] [All Natty] [Greater Dexterity] [Skanda] [Greater Swoleness] [Bloatlord] [Greater Magic Casting] [Greater Magic Perception] [Greater Magic Intuition] [Greater Magic Licensing] [Greater Magic Conscription] [Parliamentary Recess] [Height of Occultism] [Greater Flame Magic] [Heat Miser] [Greater Wind Magic] [Tornadist] [Greater Ice Magic] [Snow Miser] [Greater Earth Magic] [Rockhaver] [Greater Light Magic] [Dayman] [Greater Dark Magic] [Nightman] [Greater Surprise Magic] [Magic Magician] [Greater Dimensional Magic] [Space Folder] [Greater Death Magic] [Overlord] [Lesser Flavor Magic] [Psionics] [Greater ESPer] [Mind Bullets] [Telekinetic] [Telepathetic] [Teleportation (Minor)] [Instant Transmission] [Greater Mojo] [Funklord] [Bargain Hunter] [Dealsmith] [Hagglemeister] [Greater HP Regeneration] [Automatic Resurrection] [Lesser MP Regeneration] [Greater SP Regeneration] [Greater FP Regeneration] [Dragon Power] [Dragon Breath] [Dragon Wings] [Greater Fursona: Dragon] [Ninja] [Divine Blessing] [Mental Dictionary] [Mental Rolodex] [Mental Thesaurus] [Mental Encyclopedia] [Mental Almanac] [Mental Coloring Book] [Mental Powerpoint] [Mental Sundial] [Brain Cell Phone] [Inter-dimensional Cell Phone] [Demon Eye] [Evil Eye: Curse] [Evil Eye: Killing] [Evil Eye: Poison] [Evil Eye: Itching] [Evil Eye: Surprise] [Evil Eye: Silence] [Evil Eye: Cringe] [Evil Eye: Laser Beams] [Binocular Vision] [Telescopic Vision] [X-Ray Vision] [Heat Vision] [Clairvoyance] [Periscope Vision] [Supervision] [Expert Hearing] [Double-Ear] [Long-Range Hearing] [Expert Smelling] [Sniff Supremacy] [Expert Taste] [6 Foot Tongue] [Skeleton Detection] [Manifest Wings] [Manifest Horns] [Manifest Extra Arms] [Shapeshifter] [Trainer] [Personal Trainer] [Slave Owner] [Slave Friend] [Monster Tamer] [Monster Friend] [Monster King] [EXP Share] [Monster] [Instant Change (Outfit)] [Greater Color Coordination] [Wrath] [Pride] [Lust] [Greed] [Envy] [Gluttony] [Sloth] [Chastity] [Temperance] [Charity] [Diligence] [Kindness] [Patience] [Humility] [Defy Gods] [Defy Parking Ticket] [Flying] [Greed is Good] [Greater Monologue] [Monologue Supremacy] [Instant Monologue]
Titles:
[Emperor] [Ollie King] [Jump King] [Climb King] [Running King] [Crawling King] [Mystery Chef] [Angler King] [Ultra Mage] [Seven Deadly Sins Master] [Seven Heavenly Virtues Master] [Super Mage] [Great Warrior] [Demon Lord] [Hero] [Champion of the Sun] [Karate Master] [Evil Vizier] [Good Vizier] [Sword Saint] [Spear Saint] [Shield Saint] [Hammer Saint] [Bow Saint] [Fashion Police] [Monster Trainer] [Monster] [Tennis Master] [Furry] [Dragon Slayer] [Dragon] [Coward] [Bully] [Cad] [Thief] [Staff Saint] [Expert Driver] [Ace Pilot] [Horseman] [Heretic] [Anti-Pope] [Pope] [Double Jesus] [Photographer] [ESPer King] [Inventor] [Gourmand] [Entrepreneur] [Ultrapreneur] [Enchanter] [Drunkard] [Small Business Owner] [Cell Phonetrix] [Sk8r Boy] [Ultra Sk8r Boy] [World Savior] [God's Favorite] [Skeleton Killer] [Slaver] [Slave Tycoon] [Emancipator] [Great Emancipator] [Human Killer] [Artes Master] [Bronze Rank Adventurer]
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Sword Artes:
[Double Slash] [Triple Slash] [One Thousand Slashes of Light] [One Thousand Slashes of Darkness] [Clothes-Cutting Slash] [Clothes-Cutting Slash (PG-13)] [Space Trimmer] [That one move where you cut something and then sheathe your sword and it doesn't look like you cut it but you really did and you like turn around and then it falls in half]
Culinary Artes:
[Summon Egg] [Precision Serving] [Acquire Taste] [Smell-o-vision] [Convert Food: Delicious]
Cell Phone Artes:
[Minesweeper] [Internet Browser] [Calculator] [Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2] [Sahara Prime] [Monster Catching] [Camera] [Dating App] [Future Diary] [Cell Phone Sword] [Status HUD] [FoodHut] [Infinite Wallet] [UPC Scanner] [Pocket Storage] [Affinity Chart] [Headphone Jack] [Infinite Battery] [Solitaire] [Snake]
Slave Artes:
[Boost Attributes (Physical)] [Skill Synergy: Dragon Forme] [Skill Synergy: Pro Skater Forme] [DLC Costume Shop] [Gladiator Spirit]
Board Artes:
[Kickflip Slash] [Eternal Grind] [Biggie Head Mode] [Double Ollie] [Summon Board] [Grind on Air] [Triple Ollie] [Ultimate Board Arte: Kickflip]
Musical Artes:
[Play Any Instrument] [Ballad of Bravery] [Sonata of Stranth] [Ditty of Dexterity] [Serenade of Swoleness] [Karmic Klezmer] [Melody of Magic] [Musical Mojo] [Lullaby of Luck]
Magic Artes
[Spell Conversion: Casting Time] [Spell Conversion: Duration] [Spell Conversion: Effect] [Spell Conversion: Distance] [Spell Conversion: Delay] [Spell Conversion: Mana Cost] [Spell Conversion: Target] [Flaming Spell] [Frostbitten Spell] [Radiant Spell] [Gloomy Spell] [Electric Spell] [Rocky Spell] [Wet Spell] [Draconic Might: Spell] [Funny Spell] [Piscine Spell] [Toxic Spell] [Spell Blade] [Double Cast] [Triple Cast] [Endless Font of Magic] [Spell Improvement] [Blood for Mana] [Research Spell] [Ultimate Magic Arte: Quadruple Cast]
Arte Artes
[Use Two Artes at Once] [Meta Arte: Fire] [Meta Arte: Ice] [Meta Arte: Light] [Meta Arte: Darkness] [Meta Arte: Earth] [Meta Arte: Lightning] [Meta Arte: Air] [Meta Arte: Water] [Meta Arte: Surprise] [Meta Arte: Clown] [Meta Arte: Fish] [Arte Learning] [Artes Catalogue (Recursive)] [Recursive Arte] [Repeat Arte] [Copy Arte] [AI Generated Artes] [Ultimate Arte Arte: Unlimited Arte Works]
Spells:
[Blaze Ollie - Lvl 10]
[Thunder Grind - Lvl 10]
[Frost Tycoon - Lvl 10]
[Malamphosicet's Greater Illusion of 1000 Blades: Sword Art: Spell Sword: Magic Slash: "The Dusk Calls Me At Last, Onwards (Requiem) - Lvl 10]
[Wind - Lvl 10]
[Warp Reality]
[Dimension Box]
[Greatest Healing - Lvl 10]
[Resurrection - Lvl 10]
[Lightning Spear - Lvl 10]
[Dark Blast - Lvl 10]
[Dark Lash - Lvl 1]
[Self-Destruct - Lvl 10]
[Earthquake - Lvl 10]
[Explosion - Lvl 10]
[Dispel Curse]
[Add Curse]
[Unslave]
[Charm Person]
[Mind Lash]
[Spirit Bomb]
[Deus Ex Machina]
[Meteor Storm]
[Biscuit Hammer]
[Cloudkill]
[Summon Dakimakura]
[Light]
[Make Cube]
[Create Shadow Clone No Bunshin]
[Force Cage]
[Create Food]
[Bestow Flavor: Spicy]
[Bestow Flavor: Umami]
[Cloud of Cinnamon]
[Create Scrumptious Reagent]
DLC Perks:
[Vending Machine] [Gacha Emperor] [Cosmetic Pack 1] [Cosmetic Pack 2] [Battle Pass (Fall 2069)] [Alternate Costume: Clown] [Alternate Costume: Heavenly King] [Alternate Costume: Sexy Maid] [Doggirl Companion] [Companion Costume: Sexy Cowgirl] [Companion Costume: Sexy Maid] [Companion Costume: Sexy Shinobi] [Companion Costume: Sexy Nun] [Companion Costume: Sexy Actuary] [Companion Costume: Sexy Hazmat Suit] [EXP Boost] [Warp Reality]
I had gotten all of the [Magic Artes] because I wasn't sure what would be useful, and had gotten all of the [Arte Artes] because that sort of stuff was bound to be useful! Beyond that, I wanted to get every skill, but after I had bought a few, I realized that I was spending my Skill Points! That was no good! At that rate, I may have not had enough Skill Points to buy everything I wanted, which was everything in the catalogue.
I resolved instead to horde my points and never use them unless I was pressed against the wall and needed to pull a bullshit ability out of nowhere to win.
I looked at Wanda, and made a face that looked concerned.
"Are you going to be okay? If you've been standing there most of the time, you probably didn't get much sleep."
"I'll be okay, wan!" Wanda said, flashing me a confident grin. "I had some bath salts earlier!"
I nodded to myself, relieved. A nice bath could really energize you and relieve your stress! I added a personal quest to my [Mental Quest Log], which comes to you by default whenever you Isekai. I'd have to make sure to find some cool Isekai Fantasy Outdoor Hot Springs when I had the chance. Ideally, at a time where I could dedicate an entire episode to it! Plus...
I looked at Wanda. She was a great companion, and a super cute and hot anime babe, but I couldn't help but feel that one babe wasn't enough. Someone as cool as me really needed his own harem, that I could bashfully interact with and get into ecchi situations while constantly being too chickenshit to attempt to initiate a relationship with any of them until the very end of the show, where I'd probably pick the tsundere childhood friend and/or the first girl I met.
"Wanda," I asked, "How do I meet more girls?"
Wanda opened her mouth, then closed it. She gave me a meaningful look. "Do you want... actual advice, wan?"
I nodded in the affirmative, and my dog-girl companion flopped to sit on the edge of my bed. "Waann... it really depends on what it is you're after. Personally, a raw and animalistic affection is enough for me. I can't see a dedicated relationship being as fruitful as many smaller ones, wan. Time brings ruin to all things, and the pain from losing somebody you've given your soul, whether through sickness or accident or even the cruel ravages of a love gone cold... it's too much to even consider, wan."
She sighed, looking a bit wistful. "But you asked for advice, wan, so if you want to meet somebody you can make a real connection with, the best way is to aim for compatibility above raw attraction. The best first step is to expand your social network. Find clubs or groups that celebrate an interest of yours, and introduce yourself to their ranks. Most successful relationships are often introduced by a common friend, or otherwise have some tie to a social gathering, wan. If you interact with others who share your interests and hobbies, some of those will inevitably be girls, and you will already have a shared love. If your hobby is an interactive one, all the better, because you'll be doing something you love while you're with the girl, wan! That will let you relax and keep your mind from fixating on her. If you only focus on the girl and getting her to be your girlfriend, you'll get obsessive and clingy in a way that makes them uncomfortable, wan! If you're desperate, people can smell it on you like a sickness. Consider those buskers in the market, who call out to you and try to sell you something you have no interest in. You don't want to buy anything, but it's awkward to brush them off, and there are too many witnesses to stab them. That awkward feeling, of knowing that they want something from you, and their persistence, it is quite offputting, is it not? I've met many such men..."
She looked over at me, and my heart pounded, sending blood rushing to my cheeks. Whatever she'd been talking about sounded important, but I couldn't focus, when she was s-s-s-sitting on my bed! My eyes moved assward from her face, and I heard her sigh. She stood up off the bed again. She looked down at me, and seemed sad somehow. Maybe she had skipped breakfast.
"Wan! Master is handsome! He'll probably find lots of girls anywhere he goes, wan!" she replied.
I chuckled to myself. I guess she was right. I was pretty handsome and rich and powerful. I'd read online that that was the main thing that girls care about, so it was only a matter of finding girls. What kind of stereotypes did I want my next harem member to have?
"Hmm..." I mused. Wanda was a high-energy, innocent slave-girl. Maybe I should go for something different. A princess! Maybe a stuck-up princess who was still tsundere for me, probably with drills or twintails. I nodded to myself. Now all I had to do was find one.
"Oh yeah!" Wanda declared, her ears perking up suddenly. "Bonbon was asking for you! I told her you were in a coma!"
"Who?" The name wasn't ringing any bells for me.
"Bonbon A. Petit?" Wanda asked, furrowing her brow. "The elf cook from the Lucky Duck? The one you taught those recipes to?"
Oh, her. I rolled my eyes. I didn't have time for cooking right now, I already did that several chapters ago. Right now, I wanted to focus on finding a princess! I wasn't sure where I would be able to find one, but one thing I was certain of: it wouldn't be in town!
"Wanda!" I declared, grinning a smile. "Let's go on an adventure!"