Hello!

No chapter today, but I do have a couple of announcements! First and foremost, we were (briefly) on top of the Rising Stars list for Satire, which is amazing! We've also recently hit 20,000 views! I can't believe that I've gained enough success to have 20,000 people each read a single chapter, or one person read my chapters 20,000 times, or some arbitrary amount in between.

As a reward for your hard work, and for my own unstoppable ego, I've commissioned a NEW COVER!

This cover was commissioned by the very talented Curry, and will kick into use officially tomorrow! Check it out, in all its glory below:

Did you know this story is from Royal Road? Read the official version for free and support the author.

[https://i.imgur.com/DQkHqDa.jpg]

In addition, we have a few new emotes over on the Official Discord, as well:

[https://i.imgur.com/gGsNnvH.png]

[https://i.imgur.com/RnU7ciH.png]

If you have any burning questions about the DEEP LORE of my rich and obviously well-thought-out setting, feel free to pop into the Discord and ask! There's a good chance I'll just say "that's spoilers", but maybe you might find out something cool instead!

As always, thank you for reading! Please remember to leave a rating and a follow, and tell all of your friends to go check out this cool story!

Thanks,

MezzoCatorce