That Time I Got Sent to Another World Where All of the Girls Are Super Hot and Super Into Me Because I Am Super Strong and Have Very Powerful Abilities that God Gave to Me Because Me and Them Were Friends When I Was in Grade School and God Is Actually A Loli Who is Also in Love with Me Because I Am A Super Epic Person Who Will Defeat The Demon Lord Who Threatens The Entire World but the Demon Lord Actually is in Love With Me and the Demon Lord is a Super Hot Busty Babe Who is Actually Just Trying to Get My Attention Because I Have a Cellphone That Can Contact the Internet and Can Get Anything Shipped To Me Within 2 Days But I Barely Need It Because I Am Actually the Most Strongest Guy Alive Because I Have Super Strong Powers Like Being Able to Lift Your Mom Really Easily Which is Nearly Impossible Because Your Mom is So Fat But is Actually A Secret Anime Busty Babe Who is Really into Me Because I Am Super Cool and Better Than Your Dad Because He is Super Lame Which I Am Not:

Legend 1.50 - That time I was reincarnated into another world and finally discovered the plot

"A god..." I whispered. My blood was boiling! Becoming a god was the natural progression of all of those Isekai stories! If I collected a few random pieces of junk, I could become a god myself? That definitely seemed like a pretty worthwhile goal! Although...

"Is a god..." I asked, hesitating, "Stronger, or weaker than I am right now?"

Bonbon seemed taken aback, giving me a concerned look. "Umm. Yes." she hesitated, scratching her cheek. "I mean, probably."

Wow! I'd been considering training earlier, but now that I knew I could buy and/or steal my way into power, I discarded the notion entirely. I had to get my hands on the rest of these artifacts!

"Where can I find the rest of these things?" I asked.

"They're safe, for now, " Bonbon explained. "I don't know the full story myself, but after discovering that the [Demon Lord] was actively hunting them down, a coalition of nations formed, to gather the remainder and hide them away. The Divine Hound is still unaccounted for, but all the rest have been found. They were split up so that each nation is charged with the protection of one."

She nodded towards The Princess, before doing a double-take and paling as she realized that I'd taken it out in public and was looking at the underwear again. I arched an eyebrow at her she quickly looked away

"But... um," she continued, resuming her loredump, "The closest one would be under the care of the King of Badass Isekai LitRPG Fantasy Kingdom. We should bring the Icon there, for safekeeping."

The King? Wait a minute! I had almost entirely forgotten, but I already had an appointment with the King, to bang his daughter! This was perfect! I could kill two birds with one stone!

"My princess!' I shouted, banging the side of my fist against my palm as I remembered. Bonbon leaned back from my raised voice, raising her hands as if telling me to stop, which was a really bad defense against sonic-based attacks.

"Okay, I get it," she told me. "You don't want to give it away. That's fine, p-probably."

I shook my head. "They would have to pry it from my cold, dead hands, but that's not what I meant." I pointed my finger in the direction that I thought the Capital probably was in. "I beat another [Elite Four], which means I'm probably going to hit [Gold Rank]. I still haven't forgotten about adding a Princess to my harem!"

"Oh, right," Bonbon sighed. "That."

"But you haven't even added us to your party, wan." Wanda said, pointing at me with one finger, the rest clutched around her pitcher of beer.

Huh? She could say that, but I definitely did that. They were both traveling with me, weren't they? I quickly used [Mental Encyclopedia] to look up [Party], and spent five minutes watching 'Top Ten Epic Keg Stand Fails' before realizing that I wasn't any closer to finding out how a [Party] worked. I guess I'd just ask - urp!

I looked up to see Bonbon and Wanda both staring at me expectantly. U-uh oh. I couldn't let them know that I didn't know how to make a [Party]! I stretched casually and stood up. "Whee-ow," I said, acting as casual and normal as possible. "I'm gonna saunter on over to the ol' counter to get my [Gold Rank]. Uh, stay here. Do not follow me. I'll be right back."

I walked backwards, keeping an eye on them to make sure they weren't about to suddenly sprint at me. Bonbon went back to eating her pizza, while Wanda stared at me, her eyes dilating. Perfect. They didn't suspect a thing. I turned and started walking towards the Guild Counter. The big-titty receptionist was there already, and looked over to see me approaching. She gave me a wince of delight, before grabbing the bell for some reason and hiding it behind the counter.

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"Hello," I said as I approached the counter, "I'm here for my [Gold Rank]."

"Huh?"

I handed her my [Adventurer's Trading Card], wiping off some blood and/or ketchup with my shirt before passing it over.

She arched an eyebrow curiously at me before [Appraising] the card. She scanned through it, before letting out a quiet gasp. She turned the card over, frowning, before [Appraising] it again as if to confirm what she'd seen.

"Y-you beat...?" She shook her head. "E-excuse me. I'll need to check with my manager really quick."

"Sure," I told her, "But before you go:" I leaned in close and whispered to her chest, "how do I create a party?"

She crossed her arms, giving me an irritated look for some reason. "Just open your [Status] menu and select [Party]. You can create a new party, join an existing one, or make changes to a party you already have created."

I nodded, immediately ignoring anything else she might have to say as I opened up my status:

Party:

Current Party: [None]

[Create Party] [Enter Party Code] [Search Party Lobby] [Settings]

I mentally selected [Create Party], and was prompted to enter a name. I sighed and entered "Hiro", annoyed that it couldn't automatically fill in my name. The menu proceeded, taking me to the next screen:

Party:

Current Party: [Hiro]

Party Leader: Hiro ♥ Protagonist

Members:

Hiro ♥ Protagonist [Leader]

[Invite Members] [Eject Members] [Party Charter] [Upgrade to Faction (50 Gold Stars)] [Disband Party]

Hmm... there was a lot to take in here! I wasn't sure what a Party Charter was, but when I selected it, it looked like all kinds of complicated terms of service stuff, so I just ignored it and went back. For now, let's just invite Wanda and Bonbon!

I looked over at them, selecting [Invite Members], and saw the option load for a moment before filling in with their information.

[Invitation Sent!]

I nodded to myself and looked back at the Guild Desk. There was a small area in the front for the receptionists to stand behind the desk, and a short hallway that led to some kind of employee-only office. The receptionist was in there, talking animatedly to somebody. I could only catch a few words of what she was saying, but didn't activate any of my listening skills to eavesdrop further. They might be discussing something really boring, and I couldn't risk it.

Suddenly, I heard a fanfare inside my head, and felt a rush of energy shoot through me.

QUEST COMPLETE:

Find a Princess

-Your harem isn't complete without a princess! Ask around town and find one to pad out your party!

Rewards:

-150 XP

-Unique Achievement: "Royal Cuisine"

-New Party Member

I grinned a smile. I'd completed my quest? I felt like it was a little early, but that could only mean that my [Gold Rank] had been approved! Now all I had to do was go see the king and collect my princess!

I gave a thumbs up to Bonbon and Wanda, before turning to see the receptionist coming back, wearing a nervous smile.

"Congratulations on your victory, [Adventurer] Hiro," she said, her words stiff. I gave her a sage nod. She was probably trying to contain herself from tearing her and my own clothes off, so I was glad that she was showing such restraint.

"If you wouldn't mind... would you come this way?" She gestured back to the office, the inner employees-only sanctum. H-huh? She was inviting me back to her room? T-this... was this really happening? My heart was pounding in my chest, and my throat was dry, all of the moisture suddenly rushing to the palms of my hand, somehow. Quick, I needed to say something witty and clever to seal the deal, like "I'd be happy to" or "I'll come any way you want!"

"I'd be come," I told her, giving what was probably a winning smile. Nailed it.

She winced in arousal, giving me a delighted rictus smile.

"That's... fantastic," she replied. "Just, just really great. This way, please."

I started to follow her, but hesitated, suddenly. I'd just officially added Bonbon and Wanda to my party, and by extension, harem. If I went off to do s-stuff with this big-titty receptionist, would they get jealous? There was really only one solution to this.

"Can my party members come to?" I asked, indicating them with a casual wave of my hand. The receptionist looked past me, and nodded.

"Yeah, that'd probably be best, actually."

My mind froze. I couldn't believe this was actually happening! I quickly used the [Party Ping] feature in my [Party] menu, hitting it several dozen times to notify them that I requested their presence.

Bonbon clutched at her head, probably still sore from her fight with Juan, but the two of them stood and followed as the receptionist led us towards the office.

I couldn't believe that I was actually going to get to have sex with one or more women! This was a dream come true! The receptionist walked past several magi-photocopiers and regular fax machines, leading us to a second door. She smiled and opened the door, gesturing for us to enter.

"Right this way, Hiro-san."

Smiling and unbuttoning my shirt, I stepped through the threshold.