That Time I Got Sent to Another World Where All of the Girls Are Super Hot and Super Into Me Because I Am Super Strong and Have Very Powerful Abilities that God Gave to Me Because Me and Them Were Friends When I Was in Grade School and God Is Actually A Loli Who is Also in Love with Me Because I Am A Super Epic Person Who Will Defeat The Demon Lord Who Threatens The Entire World but the Demon Lord Actually is in Love With Me and the Demon Lord is a Super Hot Busty Babe Who is Actually Just Trying to Get My Attention Because I Have a Cellphone That Can Contact the Internet and Can Get Anything Shipped To Me Within 2 Days But I Barely Need It Because I Am Actually the Most Strongest Guy Alive Because I Have Super Strong Powers Like Being Able to Lift Your Mom Really Easily Which is Nearly Impossible Because Your Mom is So Fat But is Actually A Secret Anime Busty Babe Who is Really into Me Because I Am Super Cool and Better Than Your Dad Because He is Super Lame Which I Am Not:

Meal Deal #32 - That time I was reincarnated into another world and beat a boss battle

I won! I couldn't believe it! I'd gone up against a monster that was way stronger than me, but had somehow managed to scrape through! It'd taken all of my wits and a fraction of my power, but I felt a strange sense of tired pride at my victory!

And, I'd even leveled! Twice! If this was the sort of thing that came from endangering yourself and others, I'd have to resolve to do it more often! I wonder if the Badass LitRPG Fantasy Isekai Starter Town had a hardware store...

I looked over at Wanda, who had extricated herself from the slime and was now shoveling handfuls of the substance into a glass jar. I furrowed and unfurrowed my brow several times, partly to express my confusion, but also to practice my cool determined hero face for later. I cleared my voice and spoke to Wanda, drowning out Robo-Kamiko's voice informing me that I had just gained [Furrow Browsics].

"Why are you collecting the slime?" I asked her, "We need complete [Slime Asses], not a bunch of [Slime Molasses]."

"Wan!" she explained, "You can dry [Slime Molasses] out, and if you treat it properly with [Remedy Potion] and [Diamond Dust], it becomes a potent..." She glanced over her shoulder at me, hesitating.

"Wan! It's a [Crafting Material], wan!"

C-crafting?! Just when I thought this Isekai badass fantasy Gamelike world couldn't get any better! Crafting and collecting worthless junk that could only be used with crafting could only improve any game or game-like experience! My mind buzzed with excitement as I wondered what kind of cool shit I could make! I'd better make sure to hoard as much of this useless goo as possible!

I activated all of my Magic skills and a couple of my Magic Artes at random, casting [Dimension Box]. A small box the size of a small box appeared in front of me and opened up, revealing a pitch-black void within. I walked around and it followed me, staying in the same position relative to me. As it passed, it eagerly slurped up the slime on the ground around it, like a sorority girl drinking her fourth jello shot.

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"I can't wait to see what kind of recipes I can unlock!" I told Wanda excitedly. "I hope I can make brown bricks. Buildng brown bricks is my favorite thing to do in Min-"

"Master, wan!" Wanda interrupted, holding up her jar of slime. "Can you put this in there, too?" I don't have pockets anymore, wan!"

Huh? Didn't have pockets anymore? I wondered if she was speaking in some kind of zen animal-folk metaphor, and looked over at her. Whaaaaa-!?

I reeled back in shock! It looked like the slime's acid had done a real number on her, and that number was PG-13! All of her clothes had dissolved from the slime, leaving her in tatters that worked together with her hair and bits of slime to strategically cover anything that might get us in trouble with the censors.

"W-Wanda-chan!" I gasped, blushing and turning away as my head literally exploded from the fanservice. "You're n-n-n-n-naked!"

She gave me a curious look, which I could see despite being turned away by using my [Periscope Vision]. She examined herself, shifting and moving her limbs this way and that, causing the camera to rapidly shift to bizarre and obscured angles in order to safely interpose things titward and assways.

"I think I'm fine, so long as I keep my arms and tail down, wan." She replied. "Besides, Isekai Badass LitRPG Fantasy Starter Town doesn't have any public obscenity laws."

I scratched the back of my head, equally impressed with Wanda's civic knowledge and embarrassed at how blasé she was being about something as unnatural and shocking as a nude (demi-)human body.

"S-Still!" I insisted, crossing my arms. "You can't very well walk around town naked, can you? Doesn't that seem, um, y'know, immodest?"

"Shame is the conceit of one afraid to truly live, Hiro. Why willingly be shackled by the hypothetical judgements of others? Why allow it to keep you from your desires?"

"Huh?"

"Wan! It doesn't bother me!"

I furrowed my brows again, faster and more efficiently thanks to my new skill. "Well, it bothers me!" I declared. "Besides, you said you wanted pockets, anyways."

I carefully opened up the [DLC Costume Shop] Slave Artes, and equipped Wanda with a [Sexy Maid Outfit]. That should do it! I gave a nod and glanced over at Wanda, who had now magically changed into most of a French maid outfit.

"There," I told her proudly. "Now your dignity is intact!"

She glanced over the outfit, which largely looked like somebody had taken a proper maid uniform and trimmed off the bottom half of each piece, while also strategically replacing several non-load-bearing parts with partially translucent lace. I wasn't sure if covered any more than her tatters before, but it was actual clothing, and that was what really mattered!

"Is it, wan?"

I scratched under my nose, hoping I looked appropriately humble after my incredible display of generosity and kindness. All things considered, that fight had gone better than I'd hoped! Plus, the [Slime King] had dropped 10 more [Slime Asses], so we had completed our quest!

"Alright, Wanda!" I told her, grinning a smile as I pointed towards the city. "Let's get back there and claim our reward!"