That Time I Got Sent to Another World Where All of the Girls Are Super Hot and Super Into Me Because I Am Super Strong and Have Very Powerful Abilities that God Gave to Me Because Me and Them Were Friends When I Was in Grade School and God Is Actually A Loli Who is Also in Love with Me Because I Am A Super Epic Person Who Will Defeat The Demon Lord Who Threatens The Entire World but the Demon Lord Actually is in Love With Me and the Demon Lord is a Super Hot Busty Babe Who is Actually Just Trying to Get My Attention Because I Have a Cellphone That Can Contact the Internet and Can Get Anything Shipped To Me Within 2 Days But I Barely Need It Because I Am Actually the Most Strongest Guy Alive Because I Have Super Strong Powers Like Being Able to Lift Your Mom Really Easily Which is Nearly Impossible Because Your Mom is So Fat But is Actually A Secret Anime Busty Babe Who is Really into Me Because I Am Super Cool and Better Than Your Dad Because He is Super Lame Which I Am Not

Avast 2.34 - That time I was reincarnated into another world and fought a bunch of pirates

I shot out of the castle gates, jumping into the air while a part of my heart ached at the fact that there was too much sand to ride my skateboard right now. That would have been so much cooler as an ollie instead of some lame hop.

I looked out at the village. This was way worse than I thought! There were more of those mansharks swarming all over the beach, attacking elves at random. This wouldn't be such a big deal, but they were also attacking the hot elf babes as well! This... this wouldn't stand!

Screams filled the air, and the sound of fighting rang out. Somewhere in the distance, an elf Wilhelm Screamed as an explosion pitched him off the village walls. There were bakers dozens of sharks everywhere! With this many enemies... it seemed like the perfect time to test out some of my other [Skills] and [Artes]!

I quickly reached out towards the nearest shark as it ran at me.

"[Summon Egg]!" I shouted. A chicken egg flew from thin air in front of my hands, breaking on the shark's face.

"Heh..." I said, grinning a smile. "Looks like you've got egg on your face."

The manshark responded by stabbing me in the stomach with his cutlass. I nodded and absorbed his sword using my [Gluttony] skill, instantly consuming it on a quantum level to heal myself. (TL Note: quantum means amount or quantity)

I reached out and ripped the shark's head off with my bare hand, sighing. I guess not all of my [Artes] were that useful... [Gluttony] hadn't even given me any powerups, just healing and restoring my MP and SP!

"ENEMY SLAIN!"

I powerwalked towards the next closest shark, but noticed that Bonbon was fighting it. It swung wildly at her, and she ducked below the blade, before catching its gaping maw on her [Unbreakable Apron]. She reared back with one fist, activating an [Arte] that I hadn't realized she had.

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"[Fire Punch]!"

Her fist erupted into flames, and she shoryukened the Shark with a rising uppercut, knocking it backwards into the sand. It was kind of cool, but probably would have been a lot cooler if the shark hadn't been immune to [Fire Damage]. She dropped onto it as it tried to get up, stabbing it in the eye.

Tch... I turned towards another shark, which was chasing a few elf children. Oh no! If a child died onscreen, it'd be terrible for our rating! The slower and weaker of the elf children tripped, falling face-first into the sand. The shark lunged forward, swinging their sword! Not so fast!

I reached out, activating the bonus effect of my [Space Folder] skill! His 3D coordinates shifted, shifting him 5 feet away from the children, and spinning him 360 degrees to further disorient him.

"Get rotated, idiot!" I taunted him, dashing forwards. He turned in surprise and lifted his sword up to parry my blow as I swung at him! I activated [Energy Blade], turning my katana into a legally-distinct saber of light. I sheared through his sword and then the rest of him.

"ENEMY SLAIN!"

That was one down...I looked about the beach and my stomach twisted. I quickly realized that there were still more sharks than I could count on both hands and feet combined. While I could take my time finessing my way through these rank and file enemies with increasingly elaborate trickshot kills, was that really the sort of thing a hero would do?

Yes, I decided, it definitely was. But there was something even more important for the hero to do!

"You take care of these mooks!" I ordered my harem members. "I'll go take on the big boss!"

That's right... The role of the hero... was to be the most important person in the scene! If I wasted time on all these small fry, that big pirate guy might get away! He's definitely worth the most EXP and if I was the one to take him down, I'm sure the [Beach Elves] would be so amazed, they'd forget all about the fact that I'd killed the guy impersonating [King] Chad!

I rushed through the streets, using [Kill Anything in One Punch] to Dim the Mak out of a few more sharks!

"ENEMY SLAIN!"

"ENEMY SLAIN!"

"ENEMY SLAIN!"

In practically no time at all, I'd cut my way through the crowd, and made it up to the massive pirate ship. A ship-board cannon in the shape of a dragon turned and blasted me with a beam of destructive magic, capable of leveling at least 3 garden sheds in a row. I closed my eyes as it slightly warmed my skin against my [Absolute Invulnerability]. The blistering ray fizzled out and I stared at the pirate manning the weapon for a second or two to psychologically damage him, before physically damaging him with an [Explosive Shot] from a bow I manifested using one of my other skills. I activated [Swooce Supremacy] and launched myself horizontally through one of the portholes, casually murdering my way through the dark undercabin of the ship.

"ENEMY SLAIN!"

"ENEMY SLAIN!"

"ENEMY SLAIN!"

"ENEMY SLAIN!"

I burst onto the deck of the ship, pointing a finger into the sky and rotating around until it was successfully pointing at the ghost pirate.

"How dare you attack these people that I've known for several hours!" I shouted at him. "As a [Hero], I'm pretty sure that's not a cool thing to do!"

I shed a tear at the thought of all those poor, hot busty anime elf babes that had perished in his attack. Plus all the other guys too, I guess.

"Murder... killing... these things are never acceptable!" I declared, wiping the shark blood off my hands onto a handy bandana that was resting on top of one of the decapitated pirate heads I'd brought to throw at him in case I needed a ranged attack.

He looked down at me, blinking. "Yarrr.... ye think yourself a hero, do ye boy?" he said. I stared up at him sternly, but secretly I was delighted that he talked just as stereotypically as I had been hoping. I raised my katana, staring at him with grim determination.

"I think a lot of things," I lied, readying myself as he drew a ghostly cutlass, before launching forward to meet him in pitched combat.