:: Dear Diary..... Due to the incident with the manticore, I realized two important things. One, I leveled up. Sharing a party with Nello gave me a small percentage of the experience he acquired in defeating the enemy. Since it was Lv 20, I've received a considerable amount of experience points to let me skip several levels. Second, I'm still weak. Despite receiving so many points, my base stats are still the same as I had started out adventuring. Even with a higher level, a basic slime could easily defeat me. I wonder if there is a glitch in the system. Hmm. I think I'll pay a visit to that nice lady with glasses back at the guild. She looks smart, maybe she could explain to me what is wrong with my character sheet. ::
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<< You have entered the Capital City of Londonbabi. Would you like a Tour (Y/N)? >>
=> (B) No. << You entered the Adventurer's Guild Hall. Would you like to register? >>
=> (B) No. << If NO, please type in the comments as to why you reject the offer >>
COMMENTS: I'm already part of the guild. Please read my Registration before asking me such stupid questions. What is wrong with your systems!?!?
“Welcome back, how did your adventure—Guugg!? Wh-why the h*ll do you smell like wet dog!?”
“I came across a Manticore. Long story.”
“D-don’t try and fool me, young woman! I’ve been working here since my mother carried me in her womb, so-so I’m used to hearing all sorts of lies! If you have a fetish for dogs, just say so, his city doesn’t judge.”
“THAT’S NOT WHY I SMELL LIKE THIS!"
Pastrache had returned to the capital city, where she had registered her name. The guild she was now working for was located in the center of the city, standing in front of a public fountain that was also a monument for a previous great war the pronvince had survive from.
The streets were made of stone tiles, the buildings made of lime stone, and the roofs had a lovely terracotta color decored with fresh green vines. Even when this city was in the middle of a landlock, it felt like the Half-Elf was living in a Mediterranean village.
Anyway, back to the situation at hand. No need to promote the capital’s beautiful public parks and national librarys for a tourist attraction (#AdNotSponsored).
“H-huk! Hack! Cough, seriously, Miss Adventurer! You should at least have a decent bubble bath after your fun time with the dogs!”
“Sh-shut up! I already threw myself in the local river about 6 times. I even used up all of the soaps I had left in my inventory! It’s not my fault Manticore brain and intestine smell this terrible!!…Sniff, sniff Gaaah! Th-the scent still wreaks in my hair! Th-this is a tragedy!”
“Sigh. You should at least look decent enough. I mean, what would a man think if they walk by you. The second he picks up the scent of a rat plague, he’ll think all the girls in the city are rubbing it on their bosom as a new fashion fad. It would make us look bad. Now, come here, I hope you’re not allergic to any ingredients used in this perfume.”
“Nyaaaah! S-stop pulling on my corset! Gaaaagh! Wh-why are you dumping an entire bottle of lavender oil down my body! Nayaahh! S-stop! I-I don’t like this slippery sensation!”
Pastrache was hoping to seek out help in order to fix her character stats problem. As much as she would like to stay with her friend Nello, or having him come along with her, it was impossible.
Nello was a tank, and his width alone would surely smash through those narrow wooden gates as if it was a child’s cardboard fort. The amount of collateral damage counting up in her head would surely bankrupt her life as an adventurer. Even if she sold her body to work on a farm as an indentured servant, five generations would not be enough to compensate for the damages.
Hence why she came into the capital alone. At least she thought she was safe to this Dwarf Lady who manned the main counter of the Adventurer Guild she was registered too.
"S-stop thrashing you little girl! H-how else can I splash every nook and cranny on your body and clothing if you keep pulling away like a child who won't take his medicine!"
"S-screw you! I-I have super sensitive skin! I-I never once consented for you to stain me in your colored cologne or whatever the cr*p smell you're painting on m--Nyaaagh♥! Wh-why at my pants!?
The woman that was pulling on her neck and dumping the contents of an expensive looking aroma bottle was about 4 feet tall. No higher than Pastrache’s waist. A woman wih a mature look and long blue hair tied up in a dame's bun, sporting a pair of spectacles that made her look important in her position as a Guild Clerk. Almost everyone who entered and exist, be they new recruits or old veterens, would always, always say hello to this clerk lady, or at least a nod in greeting.
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Anyone caught not properly introducing themselves to this small woman, would be kindly escorted into the Staff Lounge #3 to have their @ss kicked with an iron boot.
The same iron boots the Dwarf Clerk was wearing right now.
“Please! S-stop shoving the bottle down my clothing! How d-do you expect me to fight without worrying the glass becoming shattered after a punch to the gut!? A-also, it would be extremely awkward if it fell under my skirt and the enemy sees it in the open.”
“Easy. Tell them you have a bladder issue.”
“F**K YOU!”
Pastrache ‘kindly’ shoved the Dwarf Clerk’s hands away from her chest and rummaged through her corset in order to pluck out the foreign aroma bottle out from her clothing. All the while, the said Dwarf Clerk could be seen sighing as she took a moment to wash her hands with a bottle of sanitizing gel sitting on her desk (orange scented).
“Anywway, how may I be of service to you, fellow Adventurer?”
“Now you talk business? Compensate for my mental damages you reckless woman!”
“If you came to get a job, please go over to the request board and pick one out. If you want to acquire intelligence of a certain individual in the city, our information broker is sulking in the corner and drowning his sorrows from losing his 10th girlfriend this month. If you wish to pick a fight wth me, the Staff Lounge #3 is open for you.”
“...N-never mind. I-I’ll get back to business…Gu-gulp.”
“Wise choice. Now, how may I help you today?”
The Dwarf Clerk said those words with a soft sigh, but it was clear she wasn’t at all happy with that sharp look in her eyes. Even when she had those expensive looking glasses shielding her gaze, Pastrache could definitely feel hot daggers plunging into her throat for the wrong reasons.
“I-I need you help regarding about my Character Sheet Data. I think it’s broken.”
“Oh? How so?”
“Well. I’ve increased my base power to level 8, however my stats haven’t moved that much. Also, I think I’m missing some skills I should be receiving when I was to reach level 5 and 6. Could you explain to me what’s the matter?”
“……..Pardon me?”
“D-didn’t you hear me. I said I’m level 8 now and my stats are still level 1.”
“No, no…just the first half of your statement.”
“Didn’t you hear me. I said I’m level 8 now. Period.”
“Impossible. Simply impossible. Is this some kind of prank? You’ve only registered with us for about five days. Even if you accomplished eradicating an Level 10 Orc Raiiding Party by chance, you shouldn’t have skyrocketed to Level 8 so quickly.”
“………..I’m not lying.”
“Says the girl who is hiding her fetish for dogs.”
“I-I DON’T HAVE A FETISH FOR ANIMALS YOU GOD-D*MN…lovely clerk lady.”
Pastrache wanted to yell, at the top of her lungs and make an epic scene that would properly end with her being dragged out the front door by two burly men. Instead, she decided to cut her future plot short upon seeing this killer red glint dancing across the rim of the Dwarf Clerk’s glasses. Would it be strange to say she still had this smile of a professional on her small face.
“Regardless if you are using a Cheat Code or Rare Candy in order to level up your current status, your ability to improve your character scores shouldn’t be affected by a bug or glitch. Have you been manually updating your information as you level up?”
“…………………………………………..Yes. B-but it still had zero effect.”
“Miss Elf, please look at me when you try to lie. Stress sweat is forming on your cleavage.”
“W-wait th-that’s a weird spot to be detecting whether or not a girl is lying!”
Pastrache swallowed her saliva when the Dwarf Clerk stared at her intently, as if she was caught in the middle of an interrogation. She tried to change the subject by going on about how the weather was, or forming her line of defence by poking her fingers together like a child done wrong.
It had no effect on the professional Guild Clerk who kept smiling while standing on a 10 inch soap box behind the counter (#DwarvesHaveItRough).
“I told you to properly listen to the Tutorial Classes. It’s completely free to attend upon completing your initial registry. Are you suggesting that your Intelligence score is too low for you to understand that common sense?”
“D-don’t make me call on Nello to run you over, you evil—Lovely clerk who has lovely bosoms.”
“……..If you were a man, I would have slapped you with my mace. Now, let’s begin your tutorial. I will be your teacher for the day.”
“Gulp.”
<< Dwarf Clerk E. Cogez has invited you to a Private Study Session. Do you accept? >>
=> (A) Yes. << Your relationship with Miss Cogez has increased to 0.1%. You two are Negotiable. >> << Your Status is: Absurd Fear. Please seek counselling . >>
“Why are you so nervous, little Elf? Just because this Dwarf has a reputation of crushing impolite recruits, doesn’t mean everyone has to be afraid of me…right?”
"Ugii (OxO)!!"