Nello: "Big Sis! Big Sis! Did you hear the news! I'm going to be the star of a very cool action movie that's coming out next year!"
Pastrache: "...What's a movie, Nello?"
Nello: "Y-you know, th-these big screen things where you see people running around and doing impossible stuff! I-I wonder if the person playing me will be that super important man!....Cruise...Missile was it?"
Pastrache: "I don't understand what you're saying. But I'm happy your excited about moving."
Nello: "Movie."
Pastrache: "...Yes. Of course, I was paying attention to you. Cough."
Nello: "Oh! Oh! Also, someone gave me the trailer! Want to see it!? They put the movie up on something called the YuppieTube."
Pastrache: "A-are you sure it isn't called Ethereal Net Drive?"
Nello: "...Something like that. Want to watch?"
Pastrache: "...Well... it's not like our job request in finding lost chickens have a time limit. Alright, let's take the day off from adventuring and watch this moving theatre of yours!"
Nello: "Movie."
Pastrache: "Shall we watch it together now~♪?"
Nello: "Uwaaaah. B-big Sis has this scary look on her face! D-don't hit me with your shaking fist, m-my body will break!"
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Pastrache: "....Holy sh*t, Nello! You're super cool in that moving theatre projection! H-how did you learn how to drive like a drifting wagon!?"
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Nello: ".........................Uwaaaaah...Wh-why am I fighting so many Tiger tanks... th-they're the scariest ones in the Battle of Stalingrad...A-and I had no ammo to begin with while they chase after me.....Uwaaaaaaaah. I-i'm so glad I'm protecting Big Sis now in another world."
Pastrache: "What are you talking about!? Now that I've seen you in action back at your old world before your transmigration, th-think of all the possible missions we could take on! Eradicating Giants! Battling the Orc Army in the South! Why, you could be the hero of the Next Kling'ing Wars!"
Nello: "...H-heh? B-big Sis, y-your eyes are sparkling dangerously!"
Pastrache: "Hu-hu. I can see it. A cr*p ton of experience points and reward money for taking on next to impossible quests! Hu-hu! We'll be rich! I'll live in a manor and have an army of maids at my disposal! I can have every time of bathtubs I want from ivory, to arcanic electric, to even the fancy ones that shoot bubble jets in the right places in your body☆!"
Nello: "B-big Sis. Big Sis. Y-your excitement and drooling is scaring me!"
Pastrache: "Come here, Nello! Let us go out and create a new world order! Every beast that tries to make me bear their children will suffer the wrath of your unstoppable fire nose! Nyaaa-haa-haa! Let's rule the world with military might!"
Nello: "H-heh! Is Big Sis going to become this super evil conqueror who is bent on unifying a fractured nation!? Th-that's super scary! E-especially if she is going to be drinking wine from a fake skull like a Vodka cup! G-give me the original Big Sis back! Pleeeaaaaaase!"
Pastrache: "Ha-ha-ha! Onward ho! For a new empire! Nyaa-haa-haa!"
Nello: "WAAAAAIT! BIG SIS! PLEASE DON'T PULL ON MY NOSE! IT HURTS! IT HUUUUUUURTS!"
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[This is not a canon chapter. Dah.]
~~GreenFlame000