:: A-Anne. Wh-what should we do now? B-Big Sis ran away to go after Lily Tiger. A-and I couldn’t fit through these tight roads. I-I’m scared I’ll get stuck and never come out… That’s worse than having a puppy pee on my head… Uwa-uwa. And this city is very scary. I-I have no idea how are we going to get out of here. I-I don’t want to die, Anne. I-I want to help Big Sis to build a big house for five people. I-I really am looking forward to my own bedroom… Y…you’re right Anne. W-we can’t be scared anymore. I-I’m all grown up…So…So I have to be brave!.. So… could you please stop kicking my legs? OW! ::
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"Bafuuu! Bafuuu!"
"N-now, I know your hungry, but this is hardly the time and place for me to unbotton my blouse for you to have milk. Come along now Clementine!"
Amy Oakley bit her lip, hard enough to keep her senses on high alert but not too sharp or else her Vampire fangs will pierce through the skin. The last thing she wanted, was to get distracted by the taste of her own blood.
The last time she cut herself while cooking... she realized she had been sucking on her finger for more than six hours.
One of the many problems of being a vampire, in her point of view.
"So far so good. The coast is clear and noe one is the wiser. We might be able to get out of here."
"...Bafuu?"
"... No, Clementine. I should have told you this earlier but we're really not going to shop for food and go home. We're leaving this place."
"............................"
"P-please don't look at me like that, little one. This was last minute decision for myself too! I-I'm already anxious abandoning my own home. I-I may have been a rebel in my youth, b-but this is too big of a leap!"
"...........Bafu?"
"Because, if I don't take you away from this terrible place, the others...... they'll..."
Amy Oakley bit her lip again. The moment she felt her fangs about to break the skin, she slacked her jaw before blood was drawn. It was a bad habit, and it was made worse with her Vampiric Blood. She had to change it to something else, like nail biting, that was healthier... Wait no, that would mean disfiguring her fingers. She prized her hands, as much as her other womanly features.
Not to mention, she was on a tight schedule. There was no time to dawdle.
"Bafu? Fu-fu?"
"... I won't let anyone hurt you. That's all I want. So just stay close to mama and everything will be alright."
"GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! HALP! HALP! SOMEONE HAAAAAAALP!"
"... Odd. I never knew you could speak Clementine... also. Why do you sound like a little boy? You're a girl, right?"
"... Bafu?"
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By the time Amy Oakley tried to figure out the mystery like the heroine of a mystery novel, the answer came skidding across the road in front of her.
A T-34 Russian Tank screeching to a dead halt.
"...What in Tarnations is that?"
"...Ba?"
"AAAAAAGH! MY NOSE! THE CAT IS RIPPING MY NOSE! HAAAAAAAAALP!"
The Vampire Riflewoman watched as this large monstrosity called a World War 2 Tank was flailing about on the road, like a stuntman on fire. The vehicle may not have been exactly set ablaze, but what it was trying to get rid off from its body was close to that effect.
Essentially, it was wildly waving around hits cannon nose... a stubborn looking Hellcat grabbing on its barrel like a tree branch. It looked like a mean sucker... but at this point, it was hard to tell who was the true victim of this situation.... Oh yeah no, the Hellcat was mean as f**k. It's spitting acidic flames from its mouth and punching in the poor Tank's nose with its armor bashing claws.
"OOOOW! OOOOOW! M-MY NOSE IS GOING TO FALL OFF! I-IT HURTS! IT REALLY HURTS! BIG SIS! BIG SIS! PLEASE SAVE ME FROM THIS BAD CAAAAAAAT!"
"..............................Clementine. Could you please cover your ears?"
"Baff!"
Little Lily Tiger nodded and the Werewolf Pup cupped her paws over her doggy ears. With a nod, a pat on the head, Amy Oakley pulled her rifle off her shoulder, pulled the lever to load a bullet into the chamber... and turned around.
Holding her mirror out for better accuracy.
*BANG!* *SLICE!*--*FLOP!*
<< OAKLEY used WINCHESTER on Hellflame Cougar. Dealt -1000 Piercing Damage. >> << Hellflame Cougar's Status is now Prone and Disarmed. Player have Advantage over it. >> << Hellflame Cougar's HP is -500. It is permenantly dead. All buffs deactivated. >> << OAKLEY gained +2000 EXP, and Bonus +800 EXP for Trick Shot Award. >>
"AAAAAAH! AAAAAAH! AAA--Oh......It's gone... did the cat give up?"
Nello blinked... or... if he had a face he would have blinked. Because he felt whatever was grabbing his cannon became lighter, as if it wasn't there anymore. So it adjusted its DT Machine Gun eye to look down his barrel. Only a pair of Hellcat arms were left stuck in the metal, but they eventually fell off. The monster cat was no were to be seen... obvious with two front legs missing but that's a story for another time.
"Hello there Sugar. You lost?"
"...Um...D-did you just save me?"
"I might have. Would you kiss me if I said yes? Ha-ha. Just joking, little one."
".....Thank you so much Hat Lady. I-I really appreciate it! For a second, I thought that cat was going to eat me!"
"................................I highly doubt them Hellflame Cougars would adopt a taste for metal... even if they did, they would most certainly get iron indigestion by the time they finish nibbling your legs first."
"No! Not my legs! Y-You can't take them!"
"Not me. The cats, I...never mind."
Amy Oakley holstered her rifle and put away her mirror into her bag. She stared at this odd vehicle, in her eyes a form of armored wagon that need not horses to move. By the way it fidgeted back and forth on its iron tracks, she deduced it was some kind of magical construct of some kind.
If only Nello was that elaborate.
"Are you a Golem?"
"That word again. To this day, I still don't know what it is."
"Odd. Even if Golem's aren't that bright and all, they should be able to recognize they are one."
<< OAKLEY used VICIOUS TONGUE on Nello. Dealt -800 Psychological Damage >> << OAKLEY's Relationship with Nello has decreased by 10%. Please seek counselling. >>
"..........Hat Lady. I feel like you're calling me stupid."
"No, no. Of course not sugar. In fact, you're rather cute."
"Uwaaaah. Hat lady praised me."
<< OAKLEY used HONEYED WORDS on Nello. Dealt +1000 Psychological Damage. >> << OAKLEY's Relationship with Nello has increased by 500%. Congratulations, You're now BFFs. >>
The small Werewolf girl watched, as this 23 ton machine turned its turret head to the side and lowered its cannon barrel. The same way a litlte boy would look away with a red face. Deep down, it p*ssed her off.
Lily Tiger believed, she was the cutest child in the Wild Wild West.