"Yo Sanguisa," Daemonium said as he walked into the blight. "Are the zombies done killing the adventurers?"

"Yep," Sanguisa replied. "We've got 10 new zombies from it as well."

Sanguisa pointed to the group of ten zombies behind her. Most of them were tall and muscular, which was the ideal body type for most adventurers. There were two that were quite skinny, and one of those two at least had bid boobs. The other one just looked pathetic.

"Well then," Daemonium said. "Step out for a moment, I'm going to spread my Lovely Pheromones all over these zombies. Be sure to take Green Daemonium with you."

"Green Daemonium?"

"Oh yeah, I never introduced you. This is Green Daemonium. Green Daemonium, this is Sanguisa."

Sanguisa looked behind Daemonium to see that the slime had followed its love into the blight. It was now mimicking the appearance of Daemonium in an oversized shirt and a pair of shorts, which Daemonium was now wearing.

"Daemonium," Sanguisa said, with a face that seemed to be asking him something along the lines of what the fuck.

"Look, I'll explain later," Daemonium replied. "Just get Green Daemonium out of here. The blight might be dangerous for it."

Sanguisa sighed and decided to do as he said. She attempted to grab the slime and drag it away, but when she grabbed it her arms went through the slime as if it were water. She tries this again only to have the same result.

"Um," Sanguisa said. "How am I supposed to move it?"

"I don't know, get a bag or something."

Sanguisa walked out of the blight and returned with a large shopping bag. She slowly lifted it over Green Daemonium's head and quickly brought it down to scoop up the large slime. Green Daemonium, surprised, squirms around the bag as much as it can to see its love again, but Sanguisa ties the bag closed and walks out of the blight with it.

"Thanks," Daemonium said before flooding the zombies with many Lovely Pheromones. It usually took quite a large amount to get them to fall in love so he would often stand there for quite awhile pouring the pheromones. He would then make use of this period by figuring out names for all of the zombies.

"You can be Ben," he says as he points to one. "You can be Nate. You can be Alex. And you..."

Daemonium stopped when he pointed at one of the shorter zombies. With the small wings and slight horns, it appeared to be a demon succubus crossbreed like Daemonium. Well, before it became a zombie it was.

A grin grew on Daemonium's face as he thought of a name for that zombie. "You," he said. "Your name will be Dead Daemonium."

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He named the others relatively quickly. The names weren't so spectacular this time. For those who want to know, their names were Tim, Tom, Mack, Karl, Wood, and Adolf Hitler the Second. For those who didn't want to know, too bad.

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"It's done," Daemonium said as he walked out of the blight with Dead Daemonium behind him. "You can put the zombies away now."

Sanguisa was sitting in front of a tree with the bag in her hand. As soon as Daemonium made his presence known Green Daemonium broke out of it and hugged the original while tackling him down to the floor.

"So," Sanguisa said. "Now can you explain what this is? And why did you bring a zombie out here?"

"Don't disrespect Dead Daemonium like that," Daemonium yelled. "Dead Daemonium isn't just a zombie!"

Sanguisa groaned internally after hearing that. "Anyways," she said, trying to keep her cool. "Why do you have multiple creatures tha-"

"You can't call them something as dehumanizing as creatures! They have feelings too you know!"

"Well then," Sanguisa said, forcing a smile so that her annoyance doesn't show. "What should I call them?"

"Green Daemonium and Dead Daemonium of course."

"Okay then," Sanguisa says with gritted teeth. "Where the fuck did Green Daemonium and Dead Daemonium come from, and why do they exist!?"

"When a mama Daemonium and a papa Daemonium love each other very mu-"

"TELL ME RIGHT NOW!" Sanguisa lifted Daemonium up by the hair and shook him out of annoyance.

"Alright," Daemonium started to plead. "I'll tell you! Just put me down!"

After he was put down Daemonium sat down and tended to his sore scalp.

"So," he started to explain. "After I encountered this slime I had an idea. There are many tales of demon kings before me having great and large harems that would kneel to them. Most popular would probably be Nyarth Daemos Rex with the largest amount of catgirls for any demon kings harem or Stix Wudden Rex who was the first to have an entirely male harem. And that was when I realized that in order to be a great demon king I needed a harem unlike any other. And after I charmed Green Daemonium here, I realized that while they all had unique harems, no demon king so far has had a harem filled with alternate versions of themselves. Thus, my goal shall be to charm at least 20 versions of myself in order to have one of the greatest harems in history!"

"You still believe you're the demon king? Grow up," Sanguisa said, still not believing he was royal after all this time.

"Well I'm not going to concern myself with your ignorance," Daemonium said. "After all, once I make sure my people are okay I shall go on a journey to find as many different versions of me as I can!"

Daemonium looked left to see Green Daemonium admiring him again. Daemonium just smiled a patted its head, to which it rubbed as if it were a puppy.

"Also," Daemonium said. "Wouldn't you of all people find them cute?"

"N-no," Sanguisa said, averting her gaze and blushing.

Daemonium just smiled and continued to rub Green Daemonium's head, while Dead Daemonium looked jealous. They tried to shove Green Daemonium but has their hands go through it. Determined to get their own headpats Dead Daemonium pushed their head through Green Daemonium's head and lifted it up, which resulted in Dead Daemonium now getting headpats and Green Daemonium left to realize what happened.

"Didn't know you wanted headpats as well," Daemonium said, wondering why Dead Daemonium was so eager to be pat. After all, it never felt too exciting when Sanguisa did it. Maybe it was just her long nails scratching his face at times, but he never thought of headpats as something he'd fight for.

As he was doing that he never took his hand off of Dead Daemonium's head, which annoyed Green Daemonium. Making itself more solid, Green Daemonium pushed Dead Daemonium away from under Daemonium's hand (that was a lot of Daemoniums). Shocked and angry Dead Daemonium tries to pull the same trick as before only to end up with their head bouncing off of Green Daemonium. Unfortunately for Green Daemonium though, that meant that Dead Daemonium was able to just push it away. It pushed back and soon the two Daemonium's were having a brawl as they tried to kill their love rival.

If this arc is going to have the word Daemonium said so many times the next chapter might as well be named Daemonium Daemonium Daemonium.

Daemonium just looked at the two confused. "Sanguisa," he called. "What's so important about a headpat?"

"O-oh," Sanguisa said, trying not to squeal at how cute she found the situation. "You know what, I need to put the zombies away, can you stay here as I do so?"

Before Daemonium could answer Sanguisa ran off to find a place to squeal in delight. And Daemonium just wondered what was so great about a headpat.