A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the demon running the stand:
"Hey, got any grapes?"
The demon said, "No we only sell lemonade, but it's cold and it's fresh and it's all homemade. Would you like a glass?"
The duck said, "I'll pass."
And he waddled away.
And he waddled away.
And he waddled away.
Until the very next day.
When and angry Daemonium went up to a lemonade stand and he said to the demon running the stand:
"WHERE THE FUCK IS MY 3DS YOU SICK BASTARD!?"
The demon said, "Look, I-"
Before he could continue to advertise the beverage Daemonium lifted him up by the collar like a bully in a high school movie. His left hand then grabbed the guy by the neck, effectively strangling him even more.
"Where the fuck," Daemonium growled. "Is my 3DS!?"
"The game thing right?" The lemonade salesman makes it clear he can't breathe. "I sold it."
"Tell me who you sold it to and I'll allow you to live."
"Mr. Partum."
"Don't lie to me."
"Okay," Daemonium said, dropping the guy. Then he waddled away.
Then a duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the demon running the stand:
"Hey, got any grapes?"
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Daemonium wasn't a fan of this. Mr. Partum was quite a famous guy, but his house was in an entirely different country. While that country was under Daemonium's rule that didn't change the amount of distance that had to be covered to get there. Lucky for him he didn't have to walk. He could just board a trip through the community portal to get through. Of course, portal trips were expensive and Daemonium didn't bring any change with him. That didn't matter if you were angry enough to threaten them.
Of course, you are probably thinking not so nice things of Daemonium after hearing that he got so angry because of a game. If you aren't, you are either someone who would do the same or you just figured it was more than a game to him. And yes, this is more than just a game to Daemonium. It was given to him by an old friend after all, but revealing more would probably be spoilers. Besides, this world isn't advanced enough to make game consoles yet, so that 3ds is certainly valuable.
Daemonium went through the portal and found himself in the country of Anihc. The country is reminiscent of an Asian festival, with ornamental lights and red and gold colors far around. While it looks quite festive this country is actually known for its great manufacturing industries. The many species of shadow people around are quite intelligent and hard workers, which allows them to produce a large number of material goods for trade on the global market. This is why most material goods in the stores of this world will say that they are made in Anihc.
Among the hard-working and smart Anihcians is a stalker named Mr. Partum. No, he's not a stalker in the creepy spying on people's sense. Remember the gods in that one intermission with the bladed hands, green skin, and spider legs on their backs? Those are stalkers. Mr. Partum is a quite notable one, famed for the invention of staffs, portal technology, and potato chips. His home can be seen in the distance as a large white and gold mansion atop a hill that looks like it doesn't belong in a country like this.
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That mansion was the Partum estate, and Daemonium's next location. But before he could take a step two beings known as Green Daemonium and Dead Daemonium have decided to pin him down in a hug.
"Dammit, Sebastian!" Daemonium was quite pissed his two doubles weren't being safely cared for in the castle.
After a bit of a struggle, Daemonium eventually got the two to get off of him. He attempted to get them to go back but Dead Daemonium ignored and Green Daemonium couldn't even understand him so it was a lost cause. He eventually gave up and just allowed them to follow him as he walked towards the Partum estate.
A few hours of walking later and Daemonium arrived at the door to the estate. Well, it was less a door and more the gate to the fence that keeps people from breaking in, as well as a few guards just to make sure you can't just storm in because storming in would be a dumb idea. So you know what Daemonium did?
He stormed in.
He was promptly defeated and thrown out.
After a few tries of that Daemonium finally calms down just enough to try a different tactic. He transforms into one of the guards and walks over, pretending that he is just a staff member. It seemed like it'd work until the guards blasted him with some spell that instantly made him revert to his original form. And with that, he was kicked out yet again.
Daemonium's next idea was to just wait there and blast some Lovely Pheromones until the guards had some interest in him. He continued to spread it for about an hour until he tried to walk in. However, it turned out their mental strength was a bit too high to get them to fall in love, so it was back to square one.
"What's this ruckus about?" After a few more tries Mr. Partum decides to reveal himself. He looks just like the gods in that intermission I referenced earlier, only with shorter finger blades, darker skin, and bright orange eyes. "It's two in the morning, who is making all this noise?"
"You," Daemonium said in a low growl. It would look more menacing if Green Daemonium and Dead Daemonium didn't bounce happily behind him. "You have my 3ds, don't you?"
"Wait a minute," Mr. Partum said. "Are you THE King Daemonium Rex!? The one who's ruling the continent right now!?"
"Yes."
"You should've told me sooner!" Mr. Partum's face lights up and he motions for Daemonium to come. "You should come inside majesty! If you needed anything you should've contacted me!"
Daemonium is led inside, followed by the two copies. The place is well decorated and furnished, looking just like a mansion that one would see on TV or in a movie. Well, it technically was a mansion, but it still looked impressive.
"So then," Mr. Partum said as he sat on one of the couches in the expansive living room area. "Is there anything I can help you with?"
"I want my 3ds," Daemonium said, sitting on a couch opposite of where Mr. Partum was. "It's a unique thing. Foldable like a book, with a blue outside. Two reflective surfaces on the inside and if you press the button they will show pictures and-"
"Oh, you mean that blue gaming book I bought a few days ago," Mr. Partum said. I'm sorry, but they are currently being shipped out to Ocixem. Unfortunately, it looks like you will have to wait for a few da-"
"It's okay," Daemonium said with a smile. "I'll just go there myself."
Before Mr. Partum could object Daemonium left the estate, with Dead Daemonium and Green Daemonium following.
"He could've at least asked where it was being sent," Mr. Partum mumbled.
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General Info Stats Spells Name: Daemonium Dissimulato Rex STR 24 Amare Species: 50% Demon + 50% Succubus DUR 27 Lovely Pheromones Lovely Kiss Age: 16yrs 58days INT 32 HP: 3/40 SPE 33 Level: 11 LCK 94 Exp: 1269/4096 CHR 154 Spells Known: 2