Maso materialized in the main lobby of the God Realm, slowly appearing in a ball of light after a long time away from the place. Well, it was really only a few days as his older brother was close to recharging his promotion ability at the time, but it felt like forever to him. At least he was able to spend that forever having quality time with his brother. Oh, Maso enjoyed how much he was able to get slapped, beat, abused...

You ascended to godhood!

You are now the god of masochism!

The update interrupted his line of thought. He had now fully materialized in the God Realm's lobby. There wasn't really much here except a few hallways with the gods' personal rooms. That said, they were made to specifically suit your tastes, so many gods quite enjoyed staying bottled up in their rooms. So Maso decided it was probably in his best interest to find his room.

He went over to room JBC-597, but inside wasn't the room he was normally used to. He instead seemed to walk into a room that was completely underwater. It seemed to be held together by some sort of magic, as none of the water poured out when he opened the door. The scenery looked like one that would be found on the ocean floor, with coral lining the bottom and various types of fish swimming around.

"Probably a new Ocean God," Maso said as he went back out and closed the door. He was quite salty that his room got taken but that meant he had a new room somewhere. If only he could find it...

Come to think of it, wasn't he supposed to be notified of where his new room was when he came back? Maybe it had something to do with how he was a god before. When you just start godhood for the first time the update is much more in-depth, explaining various things about the new situation you're in. Since he was a god before, that update was unnecessary. Then again, it should've at least told him about it.

Maso had then realized that he was just aimlessly walking around in the hallway now and had probably gotten lost.

Well, at least it couldn't get any worse.

He then saw the Goddess of Getting Lost Perdita walk towards him.

Okay, it got worse.

God Skill:

Wandering Soul

Disorients all beings in a five-foot radius. This causes dizziness as well as an inability to get to the intended destination for 30 minutes.

In case you didn't realize, that was Perdita's God Skill. This short red-haired klutz was always getting lost, which ended up with her becoming this specific job. Unfortunately, she never seemed to want to turn her God Skill off. Maybe she secretly enjoyed watching others suffer from the confusion it causes, but whatever the case Maso needed to go the other way.

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However, in the other direction was Molestus.

Well, this was troublesome.

Molestus was the God of Annoyance for a reason; he could make the most unemotional or the toughest guys cry begging him to stop. Molestus knew exactly how to make Maso cry for his mom several times over, and could just as easily make him boil to the point of eruption. This was clearly a bad situation, what would a poor Maso do in this situation? Well, there were doors all around him he could go through so it wasn't really that much of a problem in the first place.

He steps inside to find a small room that seems similar to a young girl's bedroom. The walls are colored pink and plastered with hearts with clothes cabinets by the side and a bed with a young woman on it in the corner. She appeared to be a young teenage girl with ginger hair and casual clothing.

"I think I ended up in Amare's room," Maso thought to himself. "Now to wait for them to pass..."

"Eeeek!" The blonde human girl on the bed had finally noticed him. "It's a pervert! That god from the Depravo family!"

Maso tried to explain but the girl found a book lying around and threw it at him. He tried to continue by she found a lamp and threw that at him. He kept his mouth shut and she found some random hard object that clearly wasn't in the room before and threw it at him.

At this point, she was just getting hard objects and throwing them at him.

Maso wasn't the biggest fan of this, but it seemed this was just the way of the world or something dumb like that. His eldest brother was notorious for his accounts of sexual assault, and when his family's way of living got released to the public his family was condemned as a group of sexual predators. Some of them decided to embrace it and use it as an excuse to act like that in public like the youngest brother Pan. Some tried to deny association with their eldest sibling, only to fail time and time again. And some-

Maso's train of thought was interrupted by a small moan.

He then realized it was his moan.

The girl had been throwing so many things that Maso started to feel relaxed and quite pleasured by the familiar sensation of pain. What else was a young masochist to do but enjoy the sexy bits when sexy bits cum? I meant "come" of course but you get what I mean.

"EEEEEEK!" The young goddess screamed even louder than before. "PERVERT!"

"Where!?" yelled a concerned Perdita and a slightly amused but a bit dizzy Molestus. Upon seeing Maso on the ground they proceeded to throw random hard objects that they seemed to be pulling out of thin air at Maso as well.

Maso just decided to sit still and take the abuse. It's not like he could get demoted if it's other gods that kill him so he was definitely in the clear. Sure he wasn't the most popular or well-liked, and he was certainly lost, but here he felt he could be happier than he was back home.

"Come on May-suh Play-suh," Molestus said. "Stop being ze pervy wervy and get out of the love-zee dove-zee room."

As long as Molestus wasn't involved that was.