JohnWillStab walked out of Harry's room, he felt neither qualified nor obligated to try and help him.
In through the door marched Alex, Jordan and Rootin'.
"Did you get him?" asked Alex.
"Sort of... turns out some guy called Arthur was the one pulling the strings secretly..." John explained.
"And what about Harry?" asked Rootin'.
JohnWillStab filled them in on what happened.
"That's a weird twist..." Alex said looking at the crack in the floor.
"I was certain Harry would be some crazed tyrant..." he added.
"Right..." Jordan nodded.
"Furthermore, from the looks of it, the potion maker was Arthur all along..." John sighed remembering the blue potion.
"Was this all a trick to get me here? What did he achieve anyway?! Didn't he say he had something in mind for me?" he thought.
"This Arthur guy is giving me a bad feeling..." John said.
"In any case... the discovery of the friends-list is something helpful..." Rootin' said.
"Yeah!" John recalled the vision of HaremHarry using the friends-list to locate his wife.
"Friend-List, add friend, Jordan, Alex, Rootin'" said JohnWillStab with his hand outstretched.
He looked to the trio.
Alex outstretched his hand.
"Friend-List, accept friend! JohnWillStab!" he exclaimed.
"Friend-List, accept friend, JohnWillStab." Jordan followed.
"Friend-List, accept friend... 'JohnWillStab'..." Rootin said performing air quotes when saying his name.
"No wonder nobody figured it out until now, it's so specific!" thought John.
"Friend-List, find friend, Alex!" John saw a black compass-tattoo appear on his hand, it pointed at Alex.
"Nice!" exclaimed John.
"What now?" asked Jordan.
"I'd like to go find my friends, I'm sure they can help me get my dick back and help you get your bro into the game!" John exclaimed.
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"Phew... for a second I thought you'd stick to your original plan and leave me to figure out a way out myself!" Jordan breathed a sigh of relief.
"I am sticking to my plan, I said I'd leave you if we didn't have a plan!" John exclaimed.
"But we do! We find a way to hell, possibly with the help of a demon-king and get satan to teleport me to Lorb who will totally do what I ask!" John exclaimed.
"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... I'm in..." Alex said.
"By the way, I kind of promised Thal I'd let him out - so we may need to find me a different weapon," Alex said awkwardly.
"YOU WHAT!?" John exclaimed.
"That's right! I got his word that I will be freed and will once more rain death and despair over the people of this land!" laughed Thal.
"On second thought... I'm pretty low on mana... so you know... I could feel a little light-headed when I leave," Thal explained.
"Plus I can't leave -" in a super quick burst of syllables, Thal said "Buddy" - "AHEM -Alex to die somewhere," Thal exclaimed.
"..." Everyone looked at Thal.
"B-besides, if this idiot gets himself killed how would that make me look?! Wielded by the dumbass who got killed by a boar?! No way in hell I'm letting that happen!" Thal exclaimed.
"..."
"I think Thal likes us..." Jordan said uncertainly.
"NONSENSE! I'm totally keeping the sword-release-token, ALEX! You better honour it when I say!" he exclaimed.
"Sure!" Alex exclaimed before placing Thal back onto his back.
Meanwhile...
Bonifacius, Bromy and Revenberry walked through the uninteresting roads of the Rolling Plains.
"Perhaps we should check the clusters of bushes?" suggested Bonifacius.
"I don't wanna..." Bromy sighed.
"But... we were tasked with searching for bandits..." Bonifacius reminded him.
"Then why don't you go and check the bushes?" asked Bromy.
Suddenly Bonifacius felt an unusual sensation.
A voice from within his head.
"Hello? Bonifacius? Bromy isn't replying so I decided to call you!" The voice of JohnWillStab rang in his head.
"I must be tired... I would swear I am hearing the voice of JohnWillStab in my head."
"Funny, I've been hearing him in my head for the last ten minutes!" Bromy laughed.
"I... I can hear Bromy! He's been ignoring me!" John exclaimed.
"Tell them hi from Alex!" Alex butted in.
John breathed a sigh.
"Alex says hi," he exclaimed.
"It's very similar to the original... except more feminine..." Bonifacius thought.
"Yeah... about that... I kind of lost my dick..." John said.
Bromy burst into laugher.
Bonifacius looked over to Bromy.
"Hold on, thou can hear it too?!" Bonifacius exclaimed.
"HE LOST HIS DICK!" Bromy laughed.
Revenberry watched them from the distance.
"Wait! Does that mean Alex is really with thee?" asked Bonifacius.
"Yup, say something, Alex," JohnWillStab instructed.
"Something!" Alex exclaimed.
"Very funny..." Jordan sighed.
"Yep, I'm happy to report we overthrew the main faction in Ajuan," John reported.
"..."
"..."
"You what?" asked Bromy.
"It's... a long story..." John sighed.
"Anyway! We'll be heading over to you guys soon! Just letting you know beforehand!" John explained.
"We are in the rolling plains at the moment!" Bonifacius exclaimed.
"Great, if I figure out a way to leave Ajuan I'll be there soon, I gotta go, looks like my mana's slowly getting pretty low," John said feeling the symptoms of having low-mana.
"I guess it makes sense the friends-list-communication drains mana..."
"Right! Make sure to bring Alex! There's this one harpy that'd probably be happy to see him," Bromy shrugged.
"Alex?" asked Revenberry.
"Shush, now, birdbrains, the grownups are talking," Bromy said waving at Revenberry dismissively causing her to turn red with Rage.
"YOU SON OF A BITCH!" John and everyone else in the room heard the sound of a fight between Bromy and Revenberry.
"Sound like the one," said Alex with a chuckle.
"So this is the alleged harpy, eh? Can't wait to meet her," said Jordan.
"Yeah," John laughed.
"In any case, I'll get going, there's bound to be troubles going on in Ajuan after this..." said Rootin'.
"I'm going to be taking Harry with me... I'd hate to think what would happen if some uninformed people came here seeking vengeance," he explained.
"Good idea," John said.
The next morning...
Raz and a small army of people Player and NPC alike gathered before the massive mansion, almost the entire force of the A.H.A rebellion.
The gates lay destroyed, bodies and arrows littered the entire building.
Parts of it were still charred from Jordan's flames.
Raz looked at the scene in disbelief his massive shoulder slumped.
In blood, a massive message was written on the otherwise immaculate walls of the mansion.
"Told you I'd overthrow the country :D ...-Sincerely, John and the lads."
"Those mother fuckers actually did it..." Raz said in a mix of awe and confusion as he was looking at the remaining forces waving giant white flags of surrender.