Of course, if one was to complete this quest for these two dragons, one must know the other half of their story. So it was henceforth decided that the dragons… would tell the other half of their story.

“Well, you see, we then vowed to get revenge upon those who had wronged us for kicking us out of our dimension.”

“But weren’t they in the right to kick you out if you literally destroyed the entirety of an ancient ruin?” asked Snorter.

“But who were they to kick us out if we didn’t know the ruins would be destroyed because nobody freaking told us that would happen?” argued the dragon. “And then they didn’t even give us any sort of trial. So anyways, we wanted to get back in there, but the problem was that the portal was closed because obviously they didn’t want us getting in. So we needed to open the portal back up. But how would we go about doing that? Well, of course, we needed to learn how to open portals to other dimensions.”

“Don’t forget the part about this planet,” said the other dragon.

“Oh, yes. This planet we are on right now is where we happened to first arrive in this dimension. It had a lot of grass and stuff. But it also had these fish who were made of cheese--”

“We know this part!” said Snorter. “You loved cheese and killed and ate all but four of them and then made them make this factory of infinite cheese for you. But I thought there was only one of you.”

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“Yes, that was me,” said the dragon who was red and whose name was Grinkle. “And my name is Grinkle. The reason my brother Ron wasn’t there is because he found out how to open portals to alternate dimensions but I wasn’t there. He opened a portal and it sucked him through and then closed. Luckily he left me a note so I knew where he went. I was all consumed in my cheese love, though, so I didn’t care.”

“So anyways,” said Ron. “I had returned to our dimension. But I had no plan for what to do. As soon as my people saw me, they chased me down across the world and then kicked me out again. Our weapons consist of giant spikes thrown using spike-throwing machines. Three spikes went through the portal with me because they were also trying to kill me.”

“The people in your dimension sound really demented,” said Plagiarize.

“Yeah, they’re really mean. Anyways, that’s our whole story and now you’re all caught up.”

“So what do ya want us to do?” asked Klumpkrump.

“Go through the portal and demand that we have a fair trial and people stop being so mean to us. And if they don’t agree to do that, kill them.”

“How are we supposed to kill them if they’re all dragons and there’s a bunch of them?”

“I’m sure you’ll figure something out. Have fun!”

A portal abruptly opened out of nowhere and everyone in the gang was instantaneously sucked into it. It closed itself directly afterwards.