After all the maps were picked up and Bird was helped out of the sewer, Hoofa asked Qaeron about Hank.
“What happened to Hank, yo?” asked she, the dog, who was speaking. “As long as he’s dead or injured, I’d say our work here is done.”
“Mmmm, well…” began Qaeron before Hank abruptly fell out of nowhere. As it turned out, Qaeron jumped out of the window of the jail to escape Hank. The window was 3 stories high. Hank had just now jumped out of it to pursue Qaeron.
“Freeze! Again!” shouted Hank.
“How about you burn instead?” asked Plagiarize, whipping out his trusty Fire Gem and shooting a fireball as warning. Hank barked and ran away in fear.
Alas, their mission was complete, and the gang could leave Dog Town 2 now that Hoofa was satisfied. And they would’ve done that if the stone roof of the town didn’t suddenly collapse into tons of massive pieces that fell to the ground and crushed, like, half the town’s buildings. The air was filled with dust and nobody could see anything.
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“Attention TROTCCAASF!” yelled a booming voice from the sky. “This is the Bearmy and we have come to tell you some things!”
“OMG I thought you guys were dead since the Cow Galaxy invasion,” shouted Klumpkrump.
“What?” yelled the loud bear voice.
“I thought--” started Klumpkrump. “Hold on, can you guys, like, bring us up there?”
“We can’t hear you, we’re going to bring you up here, yes?” said the bear.
The bears sent down a glass tube to suck the gang up. However, since they couldn’t see through all the dust, it missed and bonked Qaeron on the head, who screamed. Everyone then got under the tube and it sucked them all up with a loud sucking noise.