This story shall begin as any other story begins, which just so happens to be on the planet of the cat people. Cat people are bipedal cats that can talk (they are literally just cats standing on their back legs). In one particular house there was an average 14 year old cat named Mushpuff (cat people age like humans). Mushpuff was doing his homework, which was a 700-page essay on chickens which he had been assigned four months ago but had only just begun on this particular night. It was 10 pm and Mushpuff was only half a page in. Poor Mushpuff was losing hope. He decided to take a break from the essay and watch TV for 30 minutes to clear his head.

As Mushpuff wrote his essay, a large flaming object from space crashed down into his yard like an asteroid, creating a great smoldering crater where his giant statue of a banana used to be. Mushpuff, however, failed to notice this because he had the loudest television in existence and also he was facing away from the impact. For these two reasons, Mushpuff did not see or hear the object crash into his yard… but 3 million other people from Mushpuff’s city did, and soon every single one of them was in his yard to investigate. One of these people happened to call the International Investigations System Organization of Detectives of the Galaxy (IISODG) to come and investigate it and stuff. Soon the IISODG had arrived in Mushpuff’s yard too.

Wesley, the leader of the IISODG, looked upon the object in Mushpuff’s yard. It appeared to be a large rock with a metal door on it. Wesley tried every technique in the book to try to open the door, but to no avail.

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It was at this moment that Mushpuff finished his 30-minute television break, and as soon as he turned off his TV he heard the 3 million cat-people in his yard, as well as Wesley banging on the door of the rock trying to open it. He walked outside.

“What the heck is going on out here? Why are you all in my yard??” shouted Mushpuff.

“Well this big rock with a door on it fell out of the sky,” explained Wesley. “I am Wesley, leader of the International Investigations System Organization of Detectives of the Galaxy, so I am authorized to be here.”

“And what about the 3 million other people here?” asked Mushpuff.

“They’re not authorized to be here but who cares.”

“Well I have news for all of you!” yelled Mushpuff. “This rock is mine! It fell from my storage system in space. Now leave!”

The 3 million cat-people in Muspuff’s yard immediately left, and so did the IISODG. Of course, Mushpuff was lying because he had no idea what this rock was but he wanted everyone off his property and he wanted the rock to himself. And now that everyone was gone he got a chance to observe it.

While admiring the rock and thinking about how cool it was, something CRAZY happened! The door on the rock STARTED TO OPEN!!! Mushpuff sat and waited 4 minutes for the door to slowly and painfully open all the way, and after it did, he entered the rock.