“Now what?” asked Snorter once they had arrived at the crack. You see, the crack was, like, 10 meters wide. It went down very far and eventually opened up into a large cave. At the bottom were many stalagmites.

“Mmmm, friend chain, yez?” suggested Qaeron.

And thus it was decided that everyone would hold onto the legs of the person above them, forming a chain of people down the cavern. However, once all was said and done, the chain of friends only made it about 5 meters down the cavern, not even making it close to the bottom.

“Now what?” asked Plagiarize, who was hanging on to Gumpton’s trunk (Gumpton was at the top of the chain because, well, obvious reasons). Qaeron was hanging on to Plagiarize’s legs, causing Plagiarize to get stretched. In fact, he got stretched so much by this that everyone eventually landed on the bottom of the cavern and Plagiarize let go of Gumpton’s trunk and unstretched himself by having Qaeron do a handstand on his head.

“Well that worked out,” said Mushpuff.

“Now we just gotta, like, find the town that’s supposed to be down here,” said Hoofa, who was very sad to have to leave Gumpton at the top. “Yo Gumpton, get down here!”

Gumpton jumped down the hole and made a very loud thump that caused the entire cavern to shake. Many stalactites fell off of the roof and luckily didn’t stab anyone. The immense shakingness of Gumpton’s leap opened up a secret entrance to Dog Town 2 in a nearby wall.

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“Oh, how convenient!” said Mushpuff.

Mushpuff, Bird, Plagiarize, Snorter, Hoofa, Gumpton, Klumpkrump, and Qaeron all walked through the secret entrance. After walking through a very long windy tunnel, the gang encountered a marvelous sight. A big dome-shaped room, probably around 200 meters in diameter, lay before them. All over the ground were tons of houses, and dogs walked here and there and everywhere going about their business. This was the legendary Dog Town 2 which was about to get bullied.

Hoofa, followed by the gang, stormed her way to the center of town and climbed a statue of Howard, the mayor and founder of Dog Town 2.

“Alright, listen up, people!” shouted Hoofa. All the dogs nearby stopped and listened.

“Oh my god it’s the dog we used to bully!” said a poodle.

“Hank!!” shouted Hoofa, firing at the poodle but purposefully missing by about the length of a hedgehog wearing pants and smoking a pipe.

“You shouldn’t have done that,” said Hank.

“Oh yeah? Why not?” asked Hoofa in an angry sort of way.

Hank took his clothes off, revealing a police uniform underneath them. Hoofa screamed. Hank blew a whistle, causing the entire police force of Dog Town 2 to run into the town square.

“I’m chief of police, bitch!” said Hank.