“I did not foresee this, yo,” Hoofa said to the gang from behind bars in her prison cell. They were visiting her because they didn’t do anything wrong and therefore were not imprisoned.

“Well how were you supposed to know that Hank was the chief of police?” asked Snorter. “That’s totally unfair of him.”

“I know, right?” said Hoofa. “Last time I saw him, he was a high schooler. He never showed any signs that he would end up in the police force other than telling everyone that he was going to be chief of police when he grew up.”

“Well, you know what they say,” said Plagiarize.

“Yes I do.”

“Anyways, we should probably break you out of here, yo,” said Bird.

“But how??” asked Hoofa. “We literally have 5 minutes until you run out of time you’re allowed to visit me.”

“All we need is approximately 12 seconds, yo,” said Bird. “Plagiarize!”

“That’s a bad idea!” interrupted Plagiarize. “I would know.”

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“No, I meant your name, not the verb.”

“Oh. What?”

“Use that gem you got on Pig Planet to melt the bars.”

“An excellent idea,” said Plagiarize, taking the Fire Gem out of his pocket. He pushed it forwards at the bars, aiming at an angle so that Hoofa would not be consumed in the flames. A wall of fire erupted from the gem, melting the bars within 12 seconds.

“I sure am glad this hallway is unsupervised,” said Klumpkrump.

“Freeze!” said Hank, sitting up from the chair he had been sitting in this entire time which was about 2 meters down the hall.

Qaeron screamed very high-pitchedly and jumped on Hank. Hank was crushed under the immense weight of Qaeron, especially considering that he was a poodle (Hank, not Qaeron. Qaeron had not yet turned into a poodle).

“Excellent job!” said Mushpuff. “Now let’s all run out of here!”

When Qaeron got up to run with the rest of the gang, Hank was unsquashed and aimed his gun at Qaeron. Qaeron screamed and crushed Hank again. Every time the bear got up, the exact same series of events happened. The rest of the gang did not notice and had already run away.

Mushpuff, Bird, Plagiarize, Snorter, Hoofa, Gumpton, and Klumpkrump were all running through the streets of Dog Town 2. Since the dogs hadn’t invented cars, the streets were all very skinny, which made evading police easy. Unfortunately, everyone had a very bad sense of direction and soon they had all lost each other. Hoofa even got separated from Gumpton due to him turning around a corner too fast. She fell off his back and crashed through the wall of a nearby cafe.