“Okay, well, now that we’ve found the dragon, we know where it isn’t,” said Plagiarize, slamming the door. “As long as it’s in there, it can’t get out.”
“But if it’s in there, then there must be some way it got in, yo,” said Bird, backing away from the door with the rest of everyone minus Plagiarize.
“Well how do you suspect it got in there?” asked Plagiarize, leaning his arm against the wall and crossing his legs like the cool guy he was.
Suddenly, the wall burst open and the dragon emerged in a very loud explosion. Plagiarize screamed and was sent flying across the room. Hoofa screamed and started firing her mouse-mech gun at the dragon. It wasn’t very effective. Everyone ran as fast as they could away from the dragon, and Gumpton’s back caught Plagiarize as he fell.
“Why hello there!” Plagiarize said to Hoofa.
“Everyone listen up!!” shouted the dragon, who wasn’t chasing Them (Gang).
“IT TALKS!!!!” yelled Klumpkrump.
“Halt at once or you will all die!!” yelled the dragon, causing everyone to halt at once. “My brother has told me that he saw all of you on the sand planet he lives on.”
“OMG I remember him,” said Klumpkrump.
“Yes, he forced everyone there to scrape the walls with spoons,” said Mushpuff. “How could we forget?”
“Well you don’t know what happened after you ran away, do you?” asked the dragon.
“Nah,” said Hoofa.
“Well I’m not gonna tell you!”
“Oh.”
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“My brother will instead!” After the dragon said this, another dragon burst out of another nearby section of wall.
“After you left,” began dragon number 2, the same dragon they encountered on that one sand planet who played Pickle Smack against the Flamingo Kingo, “the bears tied me down. They agreed they would let me go if I tracked you down and brought you to them. They gave me a Bear Phone and a few days later they told me to go to Smack-Smork. I flew up up into space to find it, but since I hadn’t gone anywhere in 150 years, I got lost. I went to the only other planet I knew of, which was this one. With my brother. And now you’re here and the bears want you. So ya know what that means, right?”
“Well hold on a second there, dragon!” said Plagiarize. “Because we are now allied with the bears.”
“Well I don’t believe you!” said the dragon.
“Hold on just one second,” said Plagiarize. He walked past the dragon, into the hallway area, through a door, up the extremely tall ladder he had already climbed like 4 times, and into their spaceship. Then he grabbed the Bear Phone. He very sadly saw that it was attached to a cord. Luckily, the cord was extremely long. He climbed all the way back down the ladder, past the dragon again, who was explaining his life story, and back to the gang.
“Okay!” said Plagiarize, dialing a number. “Get ready… for… this!”
The phone rang once. Then twice. Then thrice. Then someone picked up.
“This is Fish,” said Fish. “Is my order of packing peanuts ready?”
“It’s us,” replied Plagiarize. “The Revenge of The Cool Cats Army And So Forth.”
“Ahhh, I see,” said Fish. “Well, what’s up? Do you need a bear or two?”
“I’m just calling you to prove to a dragon that we’re allied with you.”
“Well, dragon, they are allied with us.” Fish then hung up.
“I see,” said the dragon. “So you are allied with the bears then!”
“Quite right, yo,” said Bird.
“Well I hate the bears! They tied me up and forced me to work with them! Why would I spare you for being friends with the bears?! I’m going to kill you anyway!”
“And I’m gonna kill you, too!” said the first dragon. “Because you escaped last time!”