The gang eventually arrived back at their ship along with Mound and the three boars. As it turned out, fire could not pass through energy shields, so Plagiarize had to stick his arms out of it in order to blast fire on the rubble atop their ship. Upon being hit with flames and heat, the rocks all screamed and ran away because it was very hot.

Everyone loaded onto the ship, which was actually Mound’s ship in case you forgot, and Mound piloted it away, though not before the energy shield was equipped back onto it.

Hoofa, with her knowledge of her planet’s coordinates, guided Mound to it as everyone else sat in the living room and did various spaceship activities.

Within a few days, the gang, Mound, and the three boars arrived arrived at Hoofa’s home planet. It was looking as hilly, orange-moss-covered, purple-cliffs-in-the-distance, purple-sky-with-three-moons-ish as ever.

“I wonder what happened to those fish we brought here, yo,” said Bird as everyone stepped off of the ship near the town where Hoofa lived.

“Huzzah!” said one of the cheese fish as they all sprang out from behind a nearby air molecule. Everyone who was unacquainted with the existence of these fish (Klumpkrump, Qaeron, Mound, and the 3 boars) freaked out and screamed. The fish were holding CROSSBOWS.

“Yo, like, don’t kill us,” said Hoofa.

“Also, like, why are you killing us?” asked Bird.

“You never told us that this town was abandoned!” exclaimed one of the fish.

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“Nobody told us that it was abandoned either!” said Bird.

“I forgot to mention,” said Hoofa, “that the town is abandoned.”

“We’ve been forced to scavenge in order to survive!” explained the fish. “We even lost Jorland!”

“Who’s Jorland?” asked Klumpkrump.

“He’s dead now,” said the fish. “And it’s all because of you!”

“Who, me?”

“No, I have no idea who you are. It’s because of you and you and you and you!” said the fish, pointing to Mushpuff and then Bird and then Plagiarize and then Snorter.

“Well we didn’t know that the town was abandoned!” said Mushpuff. “This has all been a big misunderstanding.”

“But you knew!” said the fish, pointing its crossbow at Hoofa.

“Well I was busy forgetting to mention it, yo,” replied Hoofa, aiming her gun from Kearth at the fish, the former of which being at least 3 times larger than the latter and blowing its crossbow out of proportion. Not to mention that she was also riding Gumpton the elephant.

“Okay, somebody’s gotta tell me, because I’m dying to know,” began Plagiarize. “Why is the town abandoned?”

“Well, you see, it has to do with that large cliff,” said Hoofa to Plagiarize and anyone else who wanted to listen, excluding the goblin. She pointed to the very large, obvious cliff behind the town. The cliff stretched as far as anyone could see in either direction of the town. It was very tall and very foreboding.