“It all started a long time ago,” began Hoofa, “also known as 3 years ago. This was a prosperous town filled with dogs like me. However, since this planet has such low mass, as the town got larger and larger, the ground started to tilt. The side with the town on it tilted downwards, causing that big cliff to form. Eventually a crack formed in the ground and the everything got so tilted that everyone fell in. I was safe because I was at a dentist appointment. Without people in the town, it now didn’t weigh as much, and the ground untilted a bit and the crack in the ground closed.”
“Wowzers, that sounds traumatic,” said Plagiarize.
“Well you didn’t let me finish, yo,” said Hoofa. “Because after everyone fell in, they set up a new town underground. They constantly had parties which I could hear through the ground but I was trapped up here with no way of getting down.”
“Even more traumatic,” said Plagiarize.
“Now I wanna get down there and conquer their town and kill all of them because they abandoned me,” explained Hoofa.
“Okay that’s a bit too far, yo,” said Bird.
“No, they’re literally mean and deserve it,” said Hoofa. “They all bullied me when we lived in the same town.”
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“Okay then let’s just bully them back and then conquer their town,” said Bird.
Everyone else agreed that it was a marvelous idea to bully the dogs of the underground town and then steal their town and force them back to the other lamer town. Mound decided to stay in the lamer town because he was done adventuring. One of the three cheese fish agreed to come with them. His name was Exquandulous Exquanick Excuanar Ellucifillious Ellenaptor Exasperated Excuor Exquandulous Exhunder XXII IV XIV.
“Is there any shorter name we can call you?” asked Mushpuff after learning Exquandulous Exquanick Excuanar Ellucifillious Ellenaptor Exasperated Excuor Exquandulous Exhunder XXII IV XIV’s name.
“Not exactly,” explained Exquandulous Exquanick Excuanar Ellucifillious Ellenaptor Exasperated Excuor Exquandulous Exhunder XXII IV XIV. “It is highly disrespectful in fish culture to not call someone by their full name.”
“Anyways, how exactly are we supposed to go to the town underground, considering the crack is now closed?” Mushpuff asked Hoofa.
“Simple!” said she, the dog. “Ya do this!”
Hoofa commanded Gumpton to jump up and down. Upon the Landing of the First Jump, Exquandulous Exquanick Excuanar Ellucifillious Ellenaptor Exasperated Excuor Exquandulous Exhunder XXII IV XIV was immediately violently launched into the sky. He was never heard from again.
Gumpton kept jumping and as he did, the ground tilted more and more and the cliff got taller. Eventually the Crack of Old reopened. Everyone said goodbye to Mound and the two other cheese fish and headed off towards the crack.