Mushpuff won and therefore Spider Santa had to rescue their spaceship, which he did with his long arm. He simply flew over on his sleigh and reached his arm in that water real good until he found a spaceship and yanked it out. Then he took it back to Christmas Town and plopped it on the ground. As for the ketchup, that was Spider Santa’s favorite food, so he had plenty to spare.
“Well, it was nice having you guys here in Christmas Town,” said Santa.
“Bro are you serious?” said Bird. “We almost died! Because of you! You wanted to throw us off a freaking cliff!”
“But it was all in good fun!” said Spider Santa with a jolly chuckle. “In the end, nobody got hurt.”
“Yeah, but we could’ve been hurt.”
“Oh ho ho! Shut up. Here, have a present, each of you!” Spider Santa reached into his sack which he had this entire time and pulled out four wrapped presents. He handed one to Plagiarize, one to Mushpuff, one to Bird, and one to Snorter.
“I hope these remind you of your time in Christmas Town when you use them,” said Spider Santa. “Farewell now! Please leave! Bye! HO HO HO GET OUT OF MY TOWN!”
Spider Santa’s somewhat aggressive farewell made the gang leave in a rush, not without their horse of course. Haha that rhymed.
“Where are we going now, Bird?” asked Mushpuff after they were safely out of the atmosphere of that planet. “Considering Pig City is just about destroyed, where else is there to get spaceship supplies and stuff?”
“Well, I have heard of this one planet, yo,” said Bird. “I’ve heard it has some powerful magical artifacts. I don’t know where it is, but I know someone who does. That’s where we’ll go.”
“You got it!” Mushpuff walked through the door on the back wall of the control room, stepping over the top half of the bear which was still there on the way, and into the living room where Snorter and Plagiarize were waiting for him. They had their presents in front of them and were going to open them.
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“Alright, let’s open!” said Mushpuff. The three friends all opened their gifts at the same time and promptly exploded.
Meanwhile, in Christmas Town, Spider Santa was sitting in his home when all of a sudden the roof ceased to exist. A Bearmy ship was there instead, and a bear jumped out of a trapdoor on the bottom.
“Are they here???” asked the bear.
“No, they just left,” said Spider Santa. “I gave them a head start to get away from you. I can’t believe you would threaten my life and force me to keep them here until you arrive to take them captive because you knew they would be here because you have a tracking device in their ship! But I disobeyed your orders and let them leave because I like them.”
“You fool,” said the bear. “I rigged the gifts you gave them, so your attempt to keep them alive longer was in vain. Also you betrayed us so you’re kinda dead now.” The bear then pulled out a bear sword and sliced all of Spider Santa’s legs off before slicing his body in half.
And now we return to Mushpuff and gang, whose spaceship was currently falling to the surface of a nearby planet. Their spaceship, however, was in flames. Because it exploded. Luckily all 4 of the members of the gang survived, and not a single one of them was going to die any time soon, especially not in this chapter.
“Oh my god is everyone okay??” shouted Mushpuff through the wreckage. Everything was on fire and the smoke was getting all up in his eyes.
“I’m over here!” said Plagiarize. He was face-down in a puddle of boiling ketchup. Luckily, Plagiarize was heat resistant because someone once tried to set him on fire and he was worried about that happening for a second time so he went to a witch and told her to make him heat resistant. She did, but she also turned his heart into a frog. “But my horse is dead!!” I definitely didn’t insert this dialogue 3 months later after realizing I totally forgot about Plagiarize’s space horse.
“I’m up here!” said Bird, who was running in circles because his hoodie was on fire.
“But where’s Snorter?”
“Over here!” yelled Snorter from far off. The gang collected themselves and ran to the source of her voice. She had landed outside the spaceship (which was missing a big chunk) on an extremely convenient patch of rock because this planet was covered in hot magma rocks, lakes of lava, and massive rock spikes protruding into the sky. Speaking of the sky, it was dark red and cloudy here, and the air was hot and hard to breathe.
“Well I sure am glad we all survived that, yo,” said Bird, whose hoodie was still on fire.
“I think you got a little something on your hoodie, Bird,” said Plagiarize.
“Oh yeah, I’m on fire. AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!” yelled Bird, remembering he was on fire. Plagiarize smacked his hoodie a bunch and it was A-okay.