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Vol.4 Chapter 1 - Hot-Springs

Vol.4 Chapter 1 - Hot-Springs

Part 1 – Life as a Woman....

“Oi wake up you damn woman!” I said while slapping the face of this sleeping beauty.

The one that was sleeping, Alexandra finally woke up after several failed tries of slapping her face. Her cheeks were now red due to this.

As she stretched she said, “Hmm? Eden? You look a bit different.”

In that instant I froze. Only for an instant. I managed somehow to preserve my dignity and swore to not let Alexandra know that I am a woman right now......the horrors of what could happen if she found out. I moved to make sure this did not happen by avoiding Alexandra.

“Viv, what is it?”

“Oh Al, your finally up.”

“Hey, doesn't Eden look a bit more feminine now.”

My body froze again. I continued walking away to scout the area trying to act as normal.

“That can't be Al. Eden is  GUY. Its not like he turned into a girl.” said Viv emphasising the word 'guy'.

Viv, you're making me nervous here.....

“Yeah, that just makes him a pervert.”

Thankfully I was looking away from them so they couldn't see my face right now. I was crying.....really I was. Am I just a pervert now......am I worth that little?

“Perverts should just go and die!”

“Yeah you got that right Viv!”

They were putting salt in my wounds now. Their words stung and hurt more than the torture I was given a few hours ago.

“Hey Eden~” said Alexandra who somehow managed to sneak up behind me in a moment without me noticing.

She suddenly grabbed my chest and started massaging it. I felt........nothing at all. I turned my head to her and gave her the stare of 'Go die pervert'. However this did not affect her at all and she continued.

“Your breasts are kinda small though a bit bigger than Viv's.” she commented.

“Yeah I know, I was expecting them to be a bit bigger since I'm a girl now.........” I realised what I just said and under my breath said, “fuck” knowing that I was screwed now.

“Ho~”

Alexandra's grip tightened around me, trapping me. I tried to struggle but the strength I had was not enough to break free. How did she get so much strength?

“Damn Gorilla.”

SMACK

You took 36 damage

“Ow!”

Even though she hit me, she did not let me go. I also noticed that she was not wearing her heavy armour right now and I could feel her breast pressing on my back.........and I was not having any kind of reaction......fuck.

“Well then, can you explain how you got to such an entertaining state?” whispered Alexandra in my ear.

Unfortunately I was quite sensitive there and I naturally stiffened up.....not in that way, I'm a girl right now. I meant my body as a whole stiffened, I no longer have 'that' you damn perverts!

“Ah, Al I can can explain that.” said Viv.

After some of Viv's explanation with Alexandra refusing to let go of me Alexandra started laughing out loud of my misfortune.

“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SERIOUSLY?! YOU GOT TURNED INTO A WOMAN BECAUSE OF THAT?! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA.”

“I get it.....now can you let go of me?” I plead.

Alexandra looked at me like I was delusional.

“No, you're my toy now. I have to teach you on all the ways of a 'woman'.” said Alexandra emphasising on the word 'woman'.

“NEVER!” I retorted.

If she did such a thing.....then my pride as a man would.....

“Don't worry~ You're already looking like a real woman.” teased Alexandra.

I was crying again due to the massive blow to my mind. It was like a stake was about to be pounded in my heart.

“Al, don't tease Eden like that.” said Viv.

Viv, are you helping me? I see a true Saint right now....

“Eden always looked like a woman to the point where he acted like one as well.” he added.

The stake went through my heart with that......I can't take it any more......

Part 2 – Some New Stuff

When I woke up I immediately checked if something happened when I pasted out. Looks like my clothes are still the same....and my purity was still there.......

[Oh so your finally wake]

llyfr! Why didn't you help me back there?!

[Because I didn't know what to say. Anyway you should check your stats since you did gain 50 levels in one go.....training up your skills to match your level will be hard]

Following llyfr's suggestion I checked to see if he was telling the truth. To my surprise he was telling the truth. I did gain 50 levels and placed the 250 points into mainly strength and agility. Wait...why do I have the charm stat? Is this game also laughing at me?

My status window looked like this right now.

[quart=Name,Alignment]Eden,Chaotic[/quart][quart=Level,Profession]182,Magic King[/quart]

Status Window

Race

Anhrefn

Title

Destroyer of Sovereigns

[quart=Fame,Infamy]1210,0[/quart][quart=Strength,Agility]301+50,390+50[/quart][quart=Intelligence,Wisdom]287+100,93+100[/quart][quart=Concentration,Endurance]351+100,72+50[/quart][quart=Sustenance,Fighting Spirit]120+50,270+50[/quart][quart=Domination,Charm]84+50,10+50[/quart][quart=Vitality,Stamina]110+50,92+50[/quart][quart=Offense,Defense]1270,1850[/quart]

Health

N/A

Mana

15000

Magic Resistance

21%

Bonuses

+10 magic resistance

+50 to all physical related stats

+50 to all magic related stats

- Relationship with churches are sour on Default

+50 to all magic related stats

- Mana will replace Health

- Skills will require half the experience to level up

- Able to dominate all creation

- Stats will increase by 30% when fighting a God

- Murderer Mark will disappear within a second

- When killed by the power of a God, you will revive at the last save point immediately

- Fire Resistance will increase by 5%

- Ability to 'Suppress Fire'

[Also, I believe you have some new skills as well.....thanks to me taking over]

“Open Skill Window!”

Ding

Skill Window

Magic Mastery Intermediate Level 2(Sealed)

Elemental Mastery Intermediate Level 2(Sealed)

Ancient Magic Mastery Beginner Level 2(Sealed)

Sword Mastery Beginner Level 8

Magic Control Intermediate Level 4(Sealed)

Mediation Beginner Level 5(Sealed)

Mana Absorption Beginner Level 4(Sealed)

Mana Shield Intermediate Level 1(Sealed)

Creation Magic Beginner Level 5(Sealed)

Armour of the Magic King Beginner Level 3

Body Transformation Beginner Level 2

Flight Magic Beginner Level 1 (Sealed)

Magic King Drive Beginner Level 1

Golden Weapon Trio Beginner Level 1

Impaling Strike Sword Technique (23%)

“Bring Skill Information on Flight Magic”

Ding

Flight Magic Beginner Level 1 (Sealed)

The power to fly freely in the air. Using several complicated formulas to set the skill up, flight is possible. Using Flight magic however requires a large amount of mana to sustain the flight and thus using other spells at the same time is highly difficult.

Locked due to being unable to fulfil the Requirements

Requirements:

- Level 300

- Intelligence over 500

- Wisdom over 150

The power to fly........doesn't sound that great but to get to places much faster.....

“Bring Skill Information on Magic King Drive”

Ding

Magic King Drive Beginner Level 1

The act of exposing your basic nature to the extreme in the form of your aura. Doing this will drastically increase your stats and skills to the limit forcefully. However in exchange the burden on the body is increased several fold and can easily lead to death. As such it is more important to have a body that can sustain the state for as long as possible but it still requires some level of magic aptitude. As this skill levels up, the bluff on the user will increase as well.

Bluffs the following:

- Spell Damage

- Spell Range

- Strength

- Agility

- Movement Speed

Locked due to being unable to fulfil the Requirements

Requirements:

- Level over 200

- Vitality over 100

- Endurance over 50

- Strength over 400

- Intelligence over 400

- Wisdom over 100

This was quite interesting.....it seems really powerful when llyfr used it but the requirements made it impossible for me to use if right now.

“Bring Skill Information on Golden Weapon Trio”

Ding

Golden Weapon Trio Beginner Level 1

The three weapons of unknown origins have been used by a great hero in the past. It was forged using part of his soul and as such it can be called into the world through such means at any time and place. The three weapons are a sword, spear and bow.

The Golden Sword Torrwch has the power of destorying what cannot be destroyed and is capable to seal and unseal creatures and objects

The Spear Torrwr had the power of being nearly unbreakable and can change its shape form the will of the user.

The Bow Saethwr has the power of multiplying the projectile fired and also had the power to turn the projectiles fired into homing shots.

Mana Cost per Summon: 1000

Number of Weapons able to summon at once: 1

And......I can actually use this skill.....wait didn't I use the spear and sword before?

[Well...you had my permission so maybe that was why...]

I see.....so now I can use it at will without your permission?

[I think so]

Well then...to check the new sword skill I just got...I looked through the new impaling strike sword technique and found that the second move was called 'Reset Point'. It didn't sound like a move used for attacking but rather defending.

“Show Skill Information Impaling Strike Sword Technique 'Reset Point'.”

Ding.

Reset Point

The second move in the Impaling Strike Sword Technique. This move allows the user to reset their form immediately from any kind of position. However continuous use of this move in a small time period will strain the body heavily.

Mana Cost: 100

I don't really know much about fighting but I know from the games I played that this move could be useful or useless depending on the person. I am sure to make it so this move is useful to me. Also I have to experiment on what kind of positions this move can be used on but it would be best to save it for later since my mana regeneration is extremely low.....even though I have a lot of it.

“Damn, if only I could mediate......even if my magic was gone, I could still recover with mediation....but now I have to wait forever for it to regen.” I said to myself in deep depression.

“Hmm......so you can't regenerate all of your mana in one go again?” asked Alexandra.

“Of course not! If I could then why would I be this depressed!” I retorted.

It took a moment to resister that Alexandra was there.....spying on me. Since I can't sense them anymore means they can......oh God is this horrible!

“So the reason why you're like this is because you are more likely to die right? I mean mana regeneration is pretty slow.” she asked again.

“Well unlike most mages I can actually fight with a sword.” I replied while looking away.

“But you have never been trained to fight with a sword so your a person who can only fling his sword around at random.” said Alexandra hitting each key perfectly to deal the maximum amount of damage to my mind.

“....”

“Well we can always find a good female teacher to help you later.” said Alexandra before going back to disturb Viv.

“Why does it have to be female?!” I screamed.

Part 3 – Reforestation

“Hey Viv, doesn't the forest seem it has regrown quite a bit since a while ago?” I asked seeing that Viv was finished mediating for some reason.

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“Of course. This is due to my new skill called 'Grow Roots' which also has the power to quickly grow trees, roots and other stuff while manipulating them” explained Viv.

“Eh?”

Isn't such skills considered top classed that only the top ranked mages have access to? And isn't Viv in the low 100s in terms of level as well?

“Viv what level are you right now?” I asked.

“179” he answered immediately.

“That was fast.”

I was a bit shocked on how quickly he replied.

“Well Al asked me as well. It seemed she believes we gained 50 levels for no reasons but it was due to llyfr killing that God and there was also a message that we hit the experience limit due to a certain person's class” he said while staring at me.

The waved my hands in a panic trying to explain that I didn't know. Then Viv started laughing at my behaviour. It feels like we have gotten closer for some reason.....on the other hand my relationship with Alexandra is what you would call unhealthy right now.....

“Oh Eden~ I have to teach you how to dress like a woman~” said Alexandra while bringing over a piece of clothing that was definitely a dress of some sort.

I would rather die then to be dressed in that! I considered running but Alexandra was faster than me so the only hope I had was.......I looked over at Viv pleading him to help me. However all he did was smile as Alexandra leaped in the air and caught me. This feeling was.....like a pet that hated you suddenly becoming friendly overnight. Of course you would be very suspicious!

“Alexandra why are you doing this to me? At this rate I'm going to die from stress....I'm a guy remember....”

Alexandra stopped and looked at me and said with a sly smile, “I don't see any men here, only women so what's wrong?”

I sighed in the fact that this kind of treatment will continue......just for you guys to know I am not gay! I like the feel of women but......Alexandra is.......well a beast.

“Al don't tease Eden like that” said Viv with a smile.

It seems the shy Viv was forever gone from this world. I cried in the thought that the cute defenceless Viv was gone from this world and is replaced by this confidence reliable Viv. However I still like this Viv since he takes my side now.

“Only I'm a guy. You and Eden are girls~” he added.

God....damn it.....even.....Viv.....my consciousness.......

[You two shouldn't tease Eden too much, he's suffering enough for him to lose conciousness once in a while now]

The two looked at me with some discontent or to be more precise my chest where llyfr and made some puppy eyes. You two........I can't believe Viv changed so much.....is this because of the influence of Alexandra?

[Besides, teasing him is my job. Right? My female host]

“Ack!”

Why.............

[Anyway, it seems you have made your first contract young witch]

“Ye-yes!” he answered.

[Remember not to completely rely on that power too much else the one on the other end of the contract may cancel it when you need it most. But I do believe restoring the forest is in its best interest as well. However the problem is filling in that hole I made.....]

“Oh I can just put some roots deep enough that the animals in the forest can enjoy themselves in the hot spring” replied Viv.

“Hot spring!” exclaimed Alexandra in shock.

Since this game is set in an era where natural hot water was rare, a hot spring would be quite valuable especially near the northern region where it is colder.

“Viv, hurry up and finish so we can take a dip in!” proclaimed Alexandra.

“Wait! Me and Viv are guys no matter how you see it! My body may be female right now but my mind of of a guy!” I shouted.

“But you haven't made a move on me or Viv” said Alexandra trying to be innocent while all she was doing was rubbing more salt in my wounds as a man.

Gulp.....

“Viv is a guy and I don't see you as a woman!” I proclaimed.

This time it was Alexandra's turn to have her pride as a woman. She let go of me and sunk to her knees muttering something about how this was possible. Well in all standards she was a natural beauty but her personality left much, and I mean a lot to desire from. It was enough for me, a late teen to want to completely ignore her no matter what circumstance.

Alexandra looked up at me and gave an evil smile.

“If that's the case then you have no trouble coming in with is then right?” she asked.

I was sweating now. If I denied her then my argument would fall apart and she would be extremely happy to bully me some more later on. My pride as a man did no allow that. But on the other hand if I go in with them......actually this was a great idea.

“Fine, I'll be glade to go in with you two” I answered with a smile imitating a high class young lady you would see in stories.

With this, Alexandra's face muscles stiffened.  

Part 4 – Unlucky Hot-Spring

And so began the first and last hot-spring trip I would ever had and I was a woman to boot.....it was decided that we should not show each other our naked body and it wouldn't be fun to just take a dip really far from each other as well so Alexandra gave each of us a towel to use each.

“Eden you better not peek.” said Alexandra.

“Why would I?” I answered.

I could tell even though I could not see her since we were stripping....I mean taking our clothes off.....I mean changing into the towel that Alexandra gave us. Viv was kind enough to give us some personal space to do this though there were still gaps and if you tried and you could probably could but I have a feeling that a 'Sword Wave' would be sent flying directly to me if I even tried.

I stripped off my clothes and tied the towel that was thinner than I expected over my body after clearly examining....I mean trying not to look at the new body I now have.....cough...do you really expect me NOT to look? I have been holding it in for a while now and I don't even have......

“Hey are you two done changing yet?” I asked.

There was a slight pause before Alexandra shouted, “How can you change so quick?!”

“I'm done~” replied Viv in a voice that was quiet compared to Alexandra's.

The roots that were blocking the way which also served as a changing room moved away so I could come out. It was quite embarrassing to come out with only a piece of cloth to serve as a barrier between being naked and clothed....kinda. The three changing room was positioned so Viv was in the middle while I was on the right and Alexandra was on the left. This was so Alexandra couldn't peek at me and Viv could easily let one of us out without needing to shout.

I looked to me left to find the extremely cute Viv wrapped in a towel that covered her....I mean his chest.

“...”

Viv looked at me suspiciously and said, “W-why a-are y-you staring at me?”

“...”

I continued staring at him.

“I was shame you're a guy.” I pointed out and added, “and why are you covering your chest as well? Wait....sorry, I remembered the beast called Alexandra was with us.”

“WHO ARE YOU CALLING A BEAST?!”

Suddenly a certain person ran out in a towel and did a flying kick to my face.

Critical hit!

You took 354 damage

The kick hurt quite a bit and I flew a couple of metres away thank to her insane strength that was higher than even mine now.

When I managed to get up from the kick I shouted, “God Damn it! Did you put all of your stats into strength?!”

“No, I placed a bit in Agility as well as Faith.” she commented.

“...”

So she was the brute strength type eh....better make sure to put a lot more stats in agility later on then. Any way I decided to be a gentleman and observe Alexandra as much as possible in the hope that she would slip and let me see....I mean make sure she was acting like a lady....man my inner pervert is coming out today.

“Hey....what's with that grin?” she asked.

I quickly fixed my expression and calmly lied with, “I am thinking back on all of the good times I had with you” before giving her a smile.

“R-right.....lets go in.”

The three of us went in the newly made hot-spring that was actually a bitter hotter than I expected. Well I can't complain since there isn't any kind of dial to reduce the temperature.

“Hey Viv, can you make the temperature go a bit lower again? Its kinda still hot.” asked Alexandra.

“Sure thing.” replied Viv before using some sort of magic to cool the hot-spring.

“...”

When....how did you do that? Never mind......the water is a bit cooler now but it was still kinda hot....around 40 degrees or something near that temperature. We were sitting on some roots that Viv had made for this occasion and for the future where others may stumble to this place.

“By the way, I got some sort of notification that I created a Hot-Spring and got some Fame with some stats thanks to it.” said Viv out of nowhere.

I looked at the wet Viv that's towel was tightly wrapped around his body. His petite body had some curves and it was really hard not to mistake him for a girl. Alexandra on the other side was the opposite. She was clearly a woman and I was not staring at her breasts that I could partly see nor her curves and thighs that would make me very happy if I had a male body right now. Her blonde hair was tied back in a pony-tail compared to my own with I just left dangling around. I saw my reflection on the water and found that my facial features unmistakeably became more feminine and that I was actually a girl now.....not that I tried to deny the whole gender changing event actually occur and I was disillusion.

I looked down to my own breasts to see that it was only slightly bigger than Viv's who was a guy and was probably at most a B-cup. I sighed at the sight compared to Alexandra's 'useless meat'.

“Eden are you sighing at your pitiful weapons?” snickered Alexandra.

I looked at her to see she was highly amused at my current situation.

“Not at all.” I replied.

“Do you want me to help make them bigger?” she asked with some weird light in her eyes.

Seeing that I moved a bit further away from her but unfortunately she was sitting next to me so that was really hard to do. It was not until her hands was raised and directly at me in a groping fashion and her smile that looked like someone finding meat after months of eating vegetables.

“Shit”

I got up and tried to run away but a pair of hands caught me and I fell face first in the water.

You took 10 damage

Damn you game! Must you always tell me how much damage I take when I fall?!

Grope

Eh? Alexandra's hands were...

Grope

“Ah~”

[The following scenes have been deemed inappropriate for the audience and therefore has been removed. We are deeply sorry for any kind of inconvenient that this may be caused]

Some time later.....

“Okay, we're all dressed now let's go!” commanded Alexandra as the acting leader of the group now.

Both she and Viv were in high spirits after the break in the hot-spring. Me, on the other hand could not be in a worse state.

“.....”

“Eden, you're not feeling gloom are you?” asked Alexandra.

I looked up for a bit and then looked back down in my depression,

“No.......I feel I was defiled.....no I was defied by you.”

I looked back at Alexandra who literally had her way with me in the last 20 minutes without restrain.

“Well then, let's go!” said Alexandra as she dragged me from the hot-spring and into the shade.

My body suddenly changed.

Your Gender has been changed to Male

“Wha.....male? I'm a guy again” I said as I touched my face and body to confirm it.

It was there.....it was there again.....

“Hmm? What happened to you....wait, your a guy again!” exclaimed Alexandra.

Wait why did I turn into a guy again? Was it because....I walked out in the sun again to confirm my theory. As the sun touched my body, I felt a sudden change in my body again.

Your Gender has been changed to Female

“...”

I love the shade!

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Author's Notes:

- 4300~ words

- Why not start the volume with a hot-springs scene?

- Its too bad that this volume is only 9 chapters long.....maybe its because I removed the hyper hard boss battle at the end and instead replaced it with a super hyper hard boss battle at the end.....wait...something seems wrong.

- At this rate, the chapters will catch up to me  :D , which can be good and bad at the same time when I take a month off to write the final battle I have in mind.....(Don't worry I also have the perfect ending for this series in mind)

- Doesn't help that this volume has the highest average chapter length so far...