Well I died again.....man is this going to happen every single time? I mean I know these guys are really really strong but to think I was one-shoted even with the second seal undone....man all that training was useless when I couldn't even block one attack.....I wonder what that vision was after I died.....it was really cold there but I have a strange feeling of nostalgia there....
“Lin your back”
I remember this voice.....
“It was Seraph the fifth of something right?”
“Seraph Rommulous the fourth” said the irritated voice.
“Ah I could've sworn it was the fifth not fourth.”
“Don't skip a generation on my count. I'm still young.”
I had a small grin on my face. I needed someone to vent my stress out on.
“How old are you then~”
“29”
“That's old~”
ZAP
A sudden pain went throughout my body. Well I'm not exactly in my body, but it still hurt like hell, just like that week of training.....no I can't think about it else I'll lose all faith in humanity..2
“What the hell was that?!”
“Can you please repeat that?”
The voice of Seraph was surprisingly cold and vicious. I had a good hunch that I would disappear if I don't resolve this.....
“You know 29 isn't that old”
Wait what am I saying!
“Your just near the corner of 30 where the real part of being old starts”
No I have to stop!
“Of course the definition of old changed so that more people were considered young for a longer period of time.”
Why don't I stop talking right now. Hey you damn mouth, your going to get the rest of us killed!
“If you moved back to the 20th century then you could be considered in the last stretch of your life let alone being young.”
And there goes any hope of surviving after this....I curse you mouth.
ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
“Agrgjnowjogwbgiuuiewgfturiqbkjfbigbhwigbeiwulgkbnrjuwbgluirwkwrnuihwvg”
Several minutes later.....
“I'm sorry please forgive me...”
I was literally on my knees now begging for mercy. I took one of those Japanese stance, you know the one called 'seiza' I think. I thought I felt the feeling of a rabbit being hunted down by a wolf.....during those torturous few minutes.
At several points there were some brave male co-workers that wanted to save me from my doom with Seraph.....but I heard screams and several attempts later each with a new person stepping up to help save me....no one came to help.....I almost pity them as much as I pity myself right now. I should've never mentioned anything involving age with women. That was something I just learnt....and something I will never mention to Alexandra since I'll face something worse than death by her hands....and more importantly I know what she looks like so its even worse....and I know her personality as well...which makes that triple as bad.
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“So how did you die this time? I hope it wasn't due to a rabbit again.”
“Nope it was a butterfly this time.”
“...”
“What? It was stronger than the rabbit.”
“How is a butterfly stronger than a...nevermind...”
Looks like my report is done for now.
“So how exactly did you die?”
There was a pause between her words for some reason.
“The butterfly killed me.”
“No really, how did you die?”
“The butterfly killed me.”
“...”
After some time Seraph talked to me again.
“Are you going to answer seriously or not?”
“I did answer you seriously.”
“Hmm....you brain waves tells me that your not lying...which makes this even more depressing.”
“How so?”
“I mean...to a butterfly....I'm going to give you some mental training.”
“Eh?”
My instincts tells me that this was really really bad.
“You will be zapped for the next 24 hours, once every half hour.”
“Isn't that torture?”
“Nope. Your dead remember. You can't torture the dead.”
Well fuck me silly.....when all of this is over, I'm going to track every last person involved and strangle them.
ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
“Tfkjnefhnwgklihenwbgukbhnsklihgiubhngaeuglpqwsoifhbnknzxvndshnvg”
“Oh yeah...if you have any thoughts of eliminating us you'll be automatically zapped.”
“...”
This is going to be a very long 24-hour 'break'
24-hours later.....
— Welcome to Royal Road.
I'M FREE!!!!!!!!!!
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- Lalalalalalalallala I'm Free too! From writing for the rest of the year!
- Now that I read this again, I kinda feel sorry for Eden.....*looks at what I wrote in volume 3*....never-mind....
- First Chapter of Volume 3 will be released next year, next week on Sunday. It'll go back to the weekly releases again
- Need to edit in the other stuff at the chapter links as well......such a pain....