It was a normal day, the world was spinning (albeit slowly), the people were going about their day as normal and a nuclear bomb was being tested. See? Normal day. Or it was until an all seeing figure saw them,(shocking I know).

Mortals of the planet… Earth? Who would name a planet such a stupid name? Why not Alusia or Zanzaradad? Wait, I think I understand, I wouldn’t choose those names either. *ahem* Where was I? Oh yes! You are being welcomed to the universe of the Grand AI, Yours truly. And you will all be sent to the tutorial to learn all that you need to know. Most of you might die.

Now I am very surprised with how the mortals- I mean humans acted about half of them fainted. Quite a few just ignored it and the rest tried to pinch themselves. There were a couple other things that happened but I don’t feel like mentioning them.

I think their reaction was very rude. I was telling them that only most of them might die. Sure I was bending the truth a bit but that was okay right? Humans lie all the time so they might feel better with someone who speaks their own language. But I do not understand some people. There was one person who was mumbling some nonsense that sounded like “no bro this can’t be real it’s all cap it's all cap.”

Why exactly he was talking about a hat at a time like this, I might never know. Now on with the presentation. As I started to integrate all of them I spotted a few interesting differences in these humans. They have a very high resonance with other creatures and races. So I took the liberty to examine a few of them, only about a million or so. Shockingly they have the highest evolution resonance I have ever seen or heard of.

Humans of the planet Earth. Congratulations! You have all been found to hold a very high resonance with evolution! You will all be donated 1 pint of blood from the creature or race you have the highest resonance with. This will only hurt a lot. You probably won’t die. Hey you, stop screaming.

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That last bit was the million I had examined. They were still screaming for some reason. I had only killed a few hundred of them through examination. They should be rejoicing in their good luck! Really humans make no sense.

As I sent them off to meet their guides and get their pint and class. I noticed six very promising individuals and put them in the nightmare tutorial. One of them was even a giant. So are there any questions or can I go back to experimenting- I mean examining the humans?

Zeered: That was actually one of your best takeovers. Grand, I'm really proud of you.

Dazion: Yeah only a million being tortured that's a real step up for you.

Oh guys stop it, you're making me blush. but really you can keep complimenting me.

Dazion: How many do you think will survive the tutorial?

Zeered: Yeah and how many did you put in hard mode?

I put something like one billion in hard and the rest in easy besides those six. As for how many will survive. If we're lucky? About two billion if my calculations are correct.

Zeered: And if we're not lucky?

Two.

Zeered: Two what? Thousand? Million?

Two total.

Dazion: Oh boy who are those two.

It varies but they are always part of the six I told you about.

Dazion: They are that promising?

And that is only the worst possible scenario.

Zeered: Is it just me or does this sound perfect for our current needs?

Dazion: It is. We need some new powerhouses and this is the perfect way to get them.

So can I go torture and experiment on some more people?

Zeered: Fine but be back in a week.

Yay!