You are now in Book V(5)
The Entitled Treasure Hoard
Unless the title changes
TL;DR Section:
🦋 Snarky MC that thinks like a comment section, refuses to read, and didn't play the tutorial, trapped in someone else's dream life with absolutely no interest in playing along, much less being nice about it
🦋 When relationships aren't will they won't they but people trying not to kill each other because it's polite.
🦋 Author enjoys solo-playing Wurm (Online/Unlimited) **unmodded**, watching extras in movies for that one who's EXTRA, and always wonders what happened in those two years where MC went from ignorant to badass.
You have been warned. Nice people left reviews. Read them for a heads up.
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I am broke but I like reading my stories XD
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🦋The Spoiled Master Wanted A Pet
Spoiled Book I
Stubbed on RR for AmazonKU
First few chapters on RR
Random nonsense on Patreon
Mostly art and ramblings, will be added to over time
Story of a clueless slacker waking up in another world as a giant grub with a ridiculous name and a list of tasks no one told them. All they want is to be left alone, but there's work to do and they've been volun-told to do it but not how it's done. Being a rejected Gift to a high ranking family is hard.
-I went to take a nap on my 15 minute break and when I woke up I was being manhandled into a cage!
-Now I'm a pet for some spoiled brat in a world where magic is real.
-"Pet", your face! Let me out!-
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The story so far:
Book One
“Aaah! What’s happening?!”
Book Two
“You wut?”
Book Three
“I can’t do what? Watch me!”
Book Four
“So I just moved here on accident, what do you guys do for fun?”
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The Entitled Treasure Hoard
Book Five, Spoiled! V
Sandy’s Void isn’t as private as they’d hoped. New zipcode, new residents, new problems, but at least they’ve got a better support network. And worshippers. Wait, what?
“More mountains means more power, and you fuckers turned my home into a plain? Fack!”
Spoilers!
🦋 Still no MC smex! o/
🦋 New Zipcode! MC goes from world MC, to Pet, to side character, to roving treasure to cheese events, to homebody
(They have food, their own house, and power. No taxes or rent or utility bills. They made it! So why won't people leave them alone?)
🦋 Remember the part about not being a good parent doesn't mean you'll be a good aunt or uncle? Left out the part about not being a good neighbor.
🦋 Sandy tries to morally check a priest/monk.
(Perspective! \o/ Just because crazy stuff isn't happening doesn't mean you're in the clear.)
🦋 Booze!
(Drink Responsibly)
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The Spoiled Master Wanted A Pet
Book One, Spoiled Book I
What to expect:
🦋 Non pornographic adult children's book
Lots of swearing and rude remarks
🦋 MC that is no longer human or humanoid.
Reborn as a bug not human gasp?
🦋 No Harem or sex. Pet will not be having babies in any standard fashion or go through the motions thereof.
Will also not be observing other people making babies or making harems
This isn't that kind of "technically..." story
Technically there's all kinds of drama in the background and crazy relationship dynamics
🦋 Daily life story told from MC perspective and they know nothing about "cultivation" stories.
A case of theft: this story is not rightfully on Amazon; if you spot it, report the violation.
TL;DR: Tedious bullshit with shenanigans sprinkled in
Slow buildup with information in MCs observations or the background without it being force fed. They don't have god mode, why should you, ya creepy mind reading tossers!?
**Time jumps from MC being asleep or tuning out for long periods of time. This is not a fast story. Do not rate it as such. Literally tagged "slice of life" instead of "tedious as balls." If this summary offends you, whoo boy!
RUN ♪ (cue music) ♪
🦋 Lots of action-based mutations/skill-development
MCs cultivation is on rails but they don't remember going to the train station.
Nudge nudge, wink wink, spoilers to some bullshit you might piece together before the grand reveal
♪ They woke up like this ♪
Wait, who dat?
🦋 A troll-y system that takes everything the MC hates and makes it their problem.
Example: Doesn't like reading outside of specific genres for entertainment purposes?
If MC wishes to read about any changes implemented they can find them in their logs which record everything. Everything.
(Series Spoiler: The system is watching and it is personal)
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The Spoiled Class Pet
Book Two, Spoiled II
What to Expect:
🦋 Spoiler! Slice of life GameLit.
More slice of life than GameLit and notifications got turned off.
Spoiler: Rankings and position affect what you have access to? Gasp!
Not everyone is super elite god mode and MC doesn't get special treatment because they're not special?
Eek! Spoilers! Oh nos!
🦋 MC still trying to figure out things people assume they know based on how OP they are
Lots more of "you can't do that" to "how the fuck did I do it then?"
And, yes, MC will then repeatedly do the impossible thing in sequence just to prove they can
While making eye contact
'Cause obviously the naysayer is wrong
🦋 Still no MC smex! \o/
Not sure how to make this more clear
THERE IS NO HANKY PANKY!
🦋 More people who can't have nice things
'Cause snacks or assholes and snacking on assholes non-sexually
🦋 More Sandy Soap Opera
Dramatic pose: "You're not the father!"
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The Spoiled Sycophants Imperial Tour
Book Three, Spoiled III
Spoilers:
🦋MC that goes from strong to not worth thinking about.
Spoiler: New zipcode, who dis?
What~? There's a whole world of magic and rules change? No~...
🦋More references to mythology from the orient.
In usual Kissy doesn't know but finds out later fashion
And not just Japan? But Asia? What? Japan isn't all of Asia?
🦋More foods.
Spoiler: [Big Four go here]
Just one course. There's several with different mains.
🦋Screens and notifications.
Spoiler: When Sandy ranks up.
Nudge nudge, wink wink. Systems with permissions
♪ And they're a slacker~ ♪ .
Prepare for spam! Grab a snack.
🦋More Imperial shenanigans.
Spoiler: Tailors go whee?
🦋Zombies.
(Tired of all the spoilers?)
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The Entitled Imperial Treasure
Book Four, Spoiled IV
Spoilers!
🦋 Still no MC smex! o/
If you're still waiting I would advise against holding your breath
Although stronger, healthier, happier Sandy might think about settling down someday, but to what?
🦋 New Zipcode! MC goes from world MC, to Pet, to side character, to roving treasure to cheese events
("How are you so useless and so ungodly powerful?" Literal quote from someone interacting with Sandy)
Back to that whole there's rankings you have to do shit to maintain them
(In a world of cultivation and progression? Gasp!)
And MC doesn't give a fuck about what the world wants
They didn't volunteer for this shit although that over there looks interesting...
🦋 More Sandy Family Soap Opera along the lines of "Save the Children!"
Not a good parent? Won't make you a good aunt or uncle.
Not convinced? Just watch. -.-
🦋 Sandy learns more stuff
Not about combat. About banking. Fuck fighting. And horticulture.
🦋 There's a gun!
Wait, what?
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The Entitled Treasure Hoard
Book Five, Spoiled! V
WIP
Spoilers!
🦋 Still no MC smex! o/
🦋 New Zipcode! MC goes from world MC, to Pet, to side character, to roving treasure to cheese events, to homebody
(They have food, their own house, and power. No taxes or rent or utility bills. They made it! So why won't people leave them alone?)
🦋 Remember the part about not being a good parent doesn't mean you'll be a good aunt or uncle? Left out the part about not being a good neighbor.
🦋 Sandy tries to morally check a priest/monk.
(Perspective! \o/ Just because crazy stuff isn't happening doesn't mean you're in the clear.)
🦋 Booze!
(Drink Responsibly)
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🦋 Final product of Spoiled! series on Amazon under GlytchedChiq with heavy edits and reformatting. Book experience versus rough edits and serial online format.
🦋 Cover(s) made with deepai.org image(s) and Gimp
Skill development IRL?
🦋 Translations not approved.
Or repostings. I'm making this shit for entertainment, but I'd like to get paid for my work, fuckers.
I'm getting started, not established, and Amazon only touched my stuff after I gave exclusive publishing rights.
Have I self-published elsewhere? Yes. Did anyone care? No. Did I tell anyone? Yes. Where'd that stuff go? My Patreon.
Do you even know the amount of spreadsheets I have to make? I don't know what I'm doing, but I try.
When a formula works across documents it's so satisfying, innit?
Do you realize that if I fail to update the right number or my ylsdexia kicks in how far back I have to go to fix this shit?
🦋 Patreon Spoiled V over 25 chapters in, full access $2.50 a month with Reader, trying to crank out a book a month, not necessarily just this series, currently working on Magical Girl Maggie, the "use your words" wordy, poor Half Low Alf, quarter Hobgoblin, quarter Lumeran who learned magic is real in time to see someone get disemboweled.
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