I have no idea how or why, but the Spoiled series is ranking as Fantasy Erotica.

At one point it was in the Top 200 of Fantasy Erotica.

My rankings in any and everything are not very high.

And yet, my highest ranking for my wordy not sex books

is Fantasy Erotica.

I do not know how or why, there's not even heavy petting in my stories.

Kinda does explain my super low rating, besides the people who expect a brilliant MC and nonstop action,

but why and how did it get picked up as Erotic fiction?

Neurotic maybe. And apparently an easily distracted MC is not someone's fetish.

But how?

If you'd like to continue to be disappointed, try reading my other books also on AmazonKU!

Learn about Ken fuck-sploding! There's sanity loss, bladder loss, bowel loss, fucks given loss, the works!

Reading on Amazon or a pirate site? This novel is from Royal Road. Support the author by reading it there.

Still no sex.

Imagine being superman without the reinforced and enhanced mind and body to deal with all of the super powered shit.

Be disappointed in the Devil's Crown!

Join Maggie as the sensible girl learns that magic is real, it is now her problem, and she can die even if she figures it out.

Oh, and she's not human, she just passes for some reason, which is hilarious considering her mixed heritage.

Still no sex.

She's 11, does have a birthday which is overlooked by the life or death magic exam she has to take, but she's a kid.

A wordy kid. Because adults would use "what's a synonym for" to talk down to her.

Yeah, so no sex, big drama, very wordy. More slow life/world build bullshit. Gasp!

Be disappointed in Essence!

What about Arika? A girl who just wants to be a girl, maybe more popular, but she's happy with her lot in life? And then she learns magic! It's not magic, it's otherworldly technology, and there's a reason people go for physical enhancement instead of spell-slinging. You take 30 seconds forming the energy to cast a breeze and they break all your limbs after walking through it type of reasons.

Still no sex.

Be disappointed in AccessORY!

I've got a variety of works, not all MCs are OP, generally not geniuses, some have better instincts than others, or luck, or common sense, but none have sex!

Be disappointed in my efforts!