I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener…God damn it, Karu.

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Uh, that's it. That's the whole chapter up there. This is a joke chapter, which is a follow-up and posted the same day as 053. So why am I writing this? Because apparently there's a minimum character count on RRL and this joke isn't long enough so I get to pad it out by spelling out this joke.

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Yep.

...yeeeep...

Jokes are always much better when padded out. Like breasts.

Man, how long is 500 characters? I feel like I've been rambling here forever. Oh damn, we just passed it. Well, good talking to you! Let's do this again sometime.