"So you used to be an adventurer?" I asked Ariel again since I still didn't believe her whole story. You know, she was the shady type of person I hated the most. At least Okina was upfront with everything, but Ariel was not so much.
"Yeah, that's how I learned Japanese. Since you know this strange language, I can assume you're just like him, so you also died and reincarnated here?" Ariel cut straight to the point right in the middle of the street until I realized she spoke Japanese, which reminded me that nobody else would understand, so I confessed.
"Yes, I am a reincarnation too." Ariel's eyes get a sudden spark in them, almost like they're all excited about my reveal, which I thought was weird, but I guess she liked reincarnations.
"So what's your power, uh? Every reincarnation gets their little booster skill or technique that's super OP and stuff, so what's yours?" Ariel comes up so close to me my hormones kick in again as my eyes can't stop looking at her sexy round and plump breasts!
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"I-I-I, I don't know what you're on about!" I quickly try to look away, but she cuts right before me again, chasing my eyes with her breasts like she knew exactly what I was trying to dodge. "What's wrong? Are you afraid I will not keep your secret safe?" Ariel says, all while practically pressing her breasts against me, which makes me turn red like a tomato.
I tell you, an otaku like me shouldn't be in a place like this! I've been saying it this whole time, but it has to be said again! Whoever is in charge of this world's fate is indeed an evil genius; otherwise, why would you send a virgin otaku to a forest full of horny sexy women!?
To my dismay, I can't even show them what I am or take one to bed because they would rip my little guy out of my body like so quickly I wouldn't even get a chance to defend my little guy. The Witch Forest is truly an evil place filled with temptations!
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"Ariel, you're suffocating the kid with your boobs, goddam you're so naive." Okina came to my rescue as Ariel truly placed me in a total state of freeze; I couldn't move or react beyond my mind; I wanted to scream and be like, 'YEAH! BOOBS!' But I couldn't do that, goddammit!
"Oh, sorry. It's just that they're so cute I couldn't help myself, sorry." Ariel lets go of me, and with that, I finally reacted past my wild imaginations once Okina lifted the predator off my back like a champ.
Things did not get much better after; however, as Ariel turned around to walk back to her stand, I couldn't help but notice just how massive her ass was. I mean, we were talking a dump truck-size butt right there! How was that size even legal!? Was Ariel still single? I mean! NO! KEEP IT TOGETHER! If she discovers I am a male, she will kill me, so control yourself!
"I'll be seeing you, Miss Ariel. Goodbye, Miss Okina." I gave both of the pretty girls my goodbye regards and left the scene of the crime without much incident except for the fact that now Ariel's huge and plump ass was imprinted deep within my soul.
I couldn't stop thinking about it the entire way home, and even when I started working on a metal piece, I just couldn't get that picture out of my head. It wasn't fair for her to be a psychopathic male-hating female! Girls like her only come in packs of one, and she just so happened to be a crazy feminist! Damn, my luck is the worst!
"You've been gone every evening for two weeks already, Pan; where exactly are you going every day?" Baba finally breaks that picture of that perfect round butt I still had in mind with a serious question that finally allows me to think of anything else but butt checks.
"I've taken a liking to walks outside, Baba!" I tell Baba this, but she doesn't seem to believe a single word out of my mouth for a second. Still, she simply sighs away and doesn't question me further.
"Just don't talk to shady characters at night, alright?" Baba's words suddenly make me question her a little since I thought this town was supposed to be super uber mega safe, so why would she say something like that?
"Shady people?" I ask Baba in return, but this time, she pretends like they can't hear me, so I ask again and again, but Baba doesn't answer a single time. There was definitely some sort of lore drop there for the nerds, but to me, it was all nonsense that made, well, NO SENSE!