Serial Channers Madison Delaroux and Ayano Sane have been isekaied into the xianxia genre! But Madi-san is not one to respect the thrice-venerated peach oath-brother dashixiongs of this world, do they even know what a Dragonbxxn is?!?! From here on out, Madi-san will show these arrogant young masters the TRUE power of DEXXmaxxing in vidya!! No sect will be left unturned, no trope left unscathed, we'll laugh all the way to the Celestial Palace! THINGS I LIKE - Laughing - Skyrim - Dynasty Warriors - Internet Memes - Cute Girls Doing Cute Things - Unhinged Vtubers - /Anime and Mango/ - AI Art - RoyalRoad's Very Own 《Alpha Cultivation》 【I Shall Now Apply Western RPG Logic Onto Your Xianxia Strategy Game!】 is a PG-13 comedy xianxia isekai about cute and funny girls who want to kill dragons in a Three Kingdoms-esque setting. Each chapter is roughly 1.5k words. It is written in the style of a serialized manga/webfiction, to be released 4 times a week. If you like any of these things, I see you are a man of culture as well. Otherwise, "do NOT pursue this book (Lu Bu)!"