Somewhere, West Virginia, USA.

While Morty was dealing with the biology of goblins and Clive fighting a literal giant problem. Jeb's day was going MUCH better, for now at least.

"Bye voice in the rune stone! How do you stop this thing?" Ruby said as she tapped Jeb's strange glass stone. It shocked her awake when it started to sing a melody and vibrate. After curiously poking it she was even more shocked when a voice had came from it!

She thought magic didn't work in this world. But then how could a strange voice come from the stone? Her pondering was interrupted as Jeb grabbed her from behind and, mindful of her horns, dragged her back into the warm bed, and his embrace.

"Someone's in a good mood!" She said as she nuzzled against Jeb's bare chest.

"Yeah, that tends to happen when you wake up to a little red angel." Jeb said as he smiled at her, still worn out from the previous night of drinking and fornicating.

Ruby giggled and held him tighter.

"Well, it was MY pleasure to pay you back."

Jeb cracked an eye at those words.

"What'd you mean?"

Ruby sat up and looked at Jeb.

"Well, we don't have anything to pay you for all you've done. Not even treasure from the Master's hoard. We- I had to pay you back somehow for being so kind and allowing us to stay with you, even though we haven't been very... careful with your possessions."

Jeb could hear a pang of sadness and guilt in her voice. Yeah, I need to put the break on this train of thinking, Jeb thought.

"The Tribe, hell, YOU didn't need to do anything. This is just how me and my kin is. It wouldn't matter if you were a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet, a pawn or a king. I woulda welcomed you all here whether you had a dragon's hoard or nothin' at all."

Ruby just looked at him in shock and awe, barely able to stammer out a response.

"But, but, I-"

She was interrupted as Jeb kissed her snout.

"'Sides. I don't need a dragon's hoard when I have the most precious gem right here with me."

He held her in a warm embrace, he could feel tears as she cried. They were happy tears as she smiled at the kind human. She wasn't sure how long Jeb held her, and she didn't really want it to end. But eventually he let go of her.

"Now, no more tears, and no more of this talk of ya'll owein' me!"

She just nodded with a smile as she wiped her face.

"Good! Now as much as I'd like to stay like this with you. I do have stuff I want to get done today."

"Your profession?" Ruby asked as Jeb got up and stretched. Giving Ruby an eyeful that she was more than happy to have.

"Naw, it's the weekend. So, no work. But there is still stuff around the place I need to take care of. Also need to run into town for some things." Jeb said as he headed into the bathroom for his, late, morning routine.

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Ruby just sighed as she watched the human go about his business. Fortune was looking out for them for guiding them to Jeb. She dreaded what might have happened if they ended up somewhere else.

She got up and stretched herself. Still basking in the warmth and smell of Jeb as she wrapped the fur blanket around herself. But she had to get away as well, she had her own duties to attend to.

She was halfway towards the bedroom door when a delightful thought came to mind.

"Maybe he wouldn't mind ONE more time?"

She crossed over to the cabinet that held his undergarments. He wasn't wearing any last night, she thought curiously as she pulled one out.

"These look comfy!"

Plan forming as she spied a plastic bag by the door.

After a quick shower Jeb entered his now empty room.

"Guess Ruby already left."

He made his way to his dresser and pulled out a pair of briefs. Or he would if there were any in the drawer.

"The hell?"

"Jeb~" Jeb turned towards the voice.

He saw Ruby standing just outside the doorway, and she was wearing a pair of his briefs. Which were quite... form-fitting on the shapely kobold. There was something about her wearing his underwear, tail poking out of the crotch, that had a very noticeable effect.

"See something you like?"

Jeb just dumbly nodded before shaking his head.

"Come on Ruby, there's stuff that needs doin' today and none of its goin' to get done if all we do is stay in bed."

She just shook her clothed tail at him.

"Who's still in bed?"

Jeb chuckled.

"Funny, come on. Give me my underwear back."

"You want it back? Guess you'll have to come get them!" She said as she held up a bag full of his briefs.

Then bolted.

Jeb wasn't too worried, she'll fall on the last step again in 3, 2, 1, and...

Nothing.

Jeb ran towards the stairs, and spied the kobold at the bottom of the stairs waving at him, and then ran towards the basement.

"You wanna play Ruby, fine. We'll play."

Jeb cracked his neck before vaulting over the bannister with a cheer.

"TALLY-HO!!!"

Jeb landed with a rumble. Eliciting a surprised yelp, then a excited giggle from Ruby as she flung open the basement door and ran down the steps. Good thing the 2nd floor wasn't that high otherwise that would've hurt more, Jeb thought as he made to pursue the fleeing filcher.

He chased Ruby down into the basement, as he got to the bottom though he stopped dead when over several dozen pairs of eyes looked in his direction. It made him realize he was still buck nekked!

Covering his manhood with his hands he gave an embarrassed chuckle as he shuffled around the kobolds. While some had already started to move into the forming burrows. Most were still in his basement, and they ALL were staring at him.

"Mornin'. Nice day ain't it?"

He hurried to get through, he lost Ruby in the sea of red scales though and he had a hard time finding her. It didn't help that the other kobolds were taking this opportunity to cop a feel or two!

"Wonder if this is how the goat in Jurassic Park felt before the T-Rex ate him?" Jeb muttered as he tried to hurry faster. The feels were starting to become grabs! He made haste when he also noticed the male kobolds were double packing! Many of them were also flicking forked tongues out at him, he wasn't sure if it was a snake thing and they were just tasting the air, or if they were trying to taste him!

He was startled when he almost ran into the Trap Master.

"Oh thank God! Did you see Ruby come through here by any chance?!"

"Yes, the Den Mother ran by a moment ago. She seemed quite... excited." The Trap Master's voice grew husky as his tongue shot out to taste the air around Jeb. Jeb averted his lingering eyes when he noticed the Trap Master was also getting a little, excited, as well. Something he himself realised and looked away from Jeb, red scales turning a shade or two darker.

"She, um, went, that way!" He stammered as he pointed towards the cellar door that led out back. Trying his best to also cover his own unmentionables.

"Thanks, it was um, nice seein' you." Jeb said embarrassed as he briskly made his way towards the cellar doors.

"You as well!" The Trap Master spoke hurriedly as he hastily tried to remember what he was doing BEFORE almost getting a facefull of human!

Jeb came out of the basement and into the brisk fall air. He could see Ruby over by the treeline, covered scaled ass shaking at him before running into the woods.

"Oh, you'll get what's comin' you little brat!"

Jeb dusted off what Clive taught him about running. Steady breathing, steady pace. Then he made his way after Ruby with a brisk jog. He didn't need to catch her, he just needed to outlast her.

We should do this more often, Ruby thought as she ran into the woods. Her breath clouding in front of her in the chill air. The thrill of Jeb chasing her sent a excited shiver down her spine, and turned her body into a furnace! She turned back and saw Jeb jogging after her.

She was mildly disappointed, she wanted him to CHASE her! To barrel after her and snatch her like she was his next meal! Though that thought did little as she was running out of energy, she turned around expecting to see Jeb just as out of breath as she was.

She just looked shocked as she saw that he was still jogging after her! This won't do, she thought. He didn't have this kind of stamina last night! She'll be worn out before they can have fun at this rate! So, she thought. I'll just have to change tactics!

Jeb was closing in on her! She had stopped not far from him, she probably ran out of steam. Even with the pacing, he wasn't in much better shape. The cold air was really doing a number on his bare body. But she was close now, just a few feet.

Jeb sprinted.

"Gotcha!"

"Got YOU!" Ruby shouted as she flung herself at him mid sprint. Bag of underwear forgotten as she claimed her prize.

Jeb limped back home, pair of well warmed underwear covering his valuables. Bag of skivvies hanging from the crook of his arm, and a VERY satisfied kobold sleeping away in his arms with a content smile.