Chapter 1: I Just Wanted to Withdraw Money!

God, or whatever higher being is listening in on my thoughts, fucking why!? After a long day at work, I just wanted to get some money, so that I can go out to eat…

Was this event happening, just because I wanted to treat myself just a LITTLE bit, truly necessary? I spent fifteen hours at the office today as well…

Though, stupidly, this might be my last day. Who the hell even robs a bank these days? Yeah, the money is all backed by the government, but our lives aren’t!

What’s worse, is that these people are clearly fucking idiots… Why they would rob a bank, with just basic rifles, is beyond me. They didn’t even bring high capacity mags either… Look, if you commit a crime while wearing a bulletproof vest, your charges will be higher, you know?

Ah, that comment of mine rewarded me with the back of one of the robber’s rifles, right into my face. Fucker! You can’t just hurt a thirty-year-old office lady like that! We’re very fragile…

And not because we’re women, but because we overwork. Basically, every office worker is weak to the highest degree. I mean, we don’t eat right, sleep right, or even do any workouts at all.

Fuck… I think that my nose is broken… Damn, there is blood all over me now. Why the hell do noses even bleed this much? Ah, right, as you would expect from a modern bank heist, they haven’t even gotten the vault open.

And… now they’re demanding for the vault to be open in under ten minutes, and if it isn’t, then they will start killing us. Oh, they even killed off an old man just to prove it. How fun!

Ten minutes pass, and then one of the robbers walked up to me. Oh, so my snarky comment means that I am the next to die? Yup, that is a gun pointed at my head…

Welp, if I am going to die anyway, I might as well take at least one of them with me! Despite being an office lady, I have always loved firearms. And since this is America, I am able to conceal carry a handgun.

Which I always do! So after I slapped the gun out of my face, I took out my handgun, and shot the man in the head. He had body armor on, so shooting him in the chest would have been pointless.

At least, it would be pointless with a handgun caliber. Before the man fell, I snagged his semi-auto rifle, and I then shot at the remaining eight robbers.

Of course, since this wasn’t a damn movie, I died pretty quickly. In fact, that move I pulled at first actually working, was a miracle. At least I took a few of them out before I died. Well, I am not dead yet…

As I lay there on the bank floor, oozing blood out of the bullet wounds on my body, I laugh at the remaining robbers. As they were all in panic, a swat team showed up and dealt with them all. Though, soon after, I felt weak, and I slowly pass out…

When I woke up, I was clearly in an ambulance. I’m sure that I was shot at least seven times, so I have no hope that I will actually survive this. Actually, I kinda hope that I do die, since this will cost a shit ton if I survive…

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And that’s just the ambulance ride, the surgeries will cost upwards in the hundreds of thousands of dollars, even with insurance…

EMT: “That was a brave thing that you did, dear. But I fear that you won’t make it to the hospital, as the nearest one is hours away.” She said with a sad expression and tone.

I truly wanted to reply to her, but I just couldn’t at all. I guess that I was far more gone than I originally thought. Not soon after she spoke, I fell asleep…

*An Unknown Amount of Time Later.*

Waking up… was weird. Shouldn’t I be dead by now? I should be, as we don’t have the current medical technology to save someone in such a messed up state as I was in…

Looking around, only rewarded me with great confusion… I was in a cell, of some kind? I mean, I didn’t die, and then reincarnate, right? But even if I did, shouldn’t I have been placed in a fantasy dimension? Why the hell am I in this cell!?

Yeah, it could be a fantasy cell. Not! This shit looked super futuristic… I walked over to a mirror, and the girl that appeared before me wasn’t my normal looks at all…

Rather than a beyond tired and overworked, brown-haired office lady, I looked to be a barely twenty year old young girl, with bright blond hair that went down to my waist.

What the heck? Did I really reincarnate? But, what kind of world did I end up in?… I did another glance around the cell, and I found some interesting things about it.

There was a closed off bathroom, and even a weird holographic interface thing that I could use, near the mirror. Granted, it seems that these display thingies are all over the cell for some reason…

Well, I sniffed myself a little bit, and good lord! I stunk to all hell. Assuming that I took over this cute body, why the hell did she not bathe!? Or even change her dress for that matter? Whatever! Striping my dress and lingerie off, I hopped into the shower.

The water temperature was perfect! I mean, it truly was. As I didn’t actually have control of it at all. It just spat out water at the right temperature. Making it hotter, or colder seemingly depending on my own body temperature.

After washing my body with odd soap, as well as washing my hair, I got to thinking. Where, or when, even am I? Is this the same dimension, and I was just frozen in ice, or something for a long time? Or is this a new place?…

Regardless, I wasn’t going to get any answers just yet. Once my shower was done, I walked over to what I assumed was my wardrobe. I was right, and there were various dresses of wonderful colors within it.

Not! They were all white, and so was my lingerie, just like this completely white cube of a cell… Not like I have any other options, so I just put them on. Walking back to the mirror, I decided to mess with the display thing.

Amazingly, I could order food on it! Since my body felt sorta off, I ordered some chicken noodle soup. To add to my confusion, a small section of the wall opened up, and slid out a table, with my order on it.

Oh, a chair came out from the floor too! Interesting! Taking a seat, and then trying the soup, it was just fucking soup! I mean, there wasn’t anything special about it. The soup didn’t taste like it came from a can, though. And actually tasted somewhat fresh.

I didn’t mention it, but despite looking quite cute, this body was very malnourished. As such, I was barely able to finish the damn soup… With a sigh, I made my way over to the bed. It stunk as well!

With great annoyance, I went back over to my wardrobe to find a new sheet to use. There wasn’t any within it, though… I walked back over to the bed, and realize that just above it, was another holographic screen.

Messing with it for a bit, I realized that I could request a fresh bed, as weird as that sounds. Yellow caution holograms bordered the bed, and I was requested to not come near it for a while.

The bed then disappeared into the floor, and seven minutes later, a new one took its place. Once the caution stuff went away, I jumped onto the bed. It smelt quite fresh, and the bed was very soft. This was a deadly combination, as I fell asleep within minutes after I laid down on the bed…

I felt very refreshed from my sleep, and though I do not know how long I was asleep for, when I woke up, there was a surprise for me…