Dick was about to enter the [Demon Ream]. Even someone like him knew just how terrible a place it would be. Full of demons… and… more demons. And stuff.
There was only one thing to do in light of such danger.
Number.
Go.
Up.
Dick whipped out his burger stall and got to work. Burgers, fries, nuggets. Even grilled cheese sandwiches. No meal was safe, so long as it was more oil and plastic than it was food.
And so, the most legendary string of level up messages ensued. It would be remembered through the ages, such was its epicness. Don’t get traumatized. If you do become traumatized, double it and give it to the next person.
Skill [Cooking] has leveled up! [Cooking] lvl 67. + 12,957 EXP
Skill [Cooking] has leveled up! [Cooking] lvl 68. + 14,123 EXP
Congratulations! You have Number Go Up’d! Welcome to Number Go Up:37.
Skill [Cooking] has leveled up! [Cooking] lvl 69 (giggity). + 15,394 EXP
Skill [Cooking] has leveled up! [Cooking] lvl 70. + 16,779 EXP
Congratulations! You have Number Go Up’d! Welcome to Number Go Up:38.
Skill [Cooking] has leveled up! [Cooking] lvl 71. + 19,935 EXP
Skill [Cooking] has leveled up! [Cooking] lvl 72. + 21,729 EXP
Congratulations! You have Number Go Up’d! Welcome to Number Go Up:39.
Skill [Cooking] has leveled up! [Cooking] lvl 73. + 23,684 EXP
Skill [Cooking] has leveled up! [Cooking] lvl 74. + 25,815 EXP
Congratulations! You have Number Go Up’d! Welcome to Number Go Up:40.
Skill [Cooking] has leveled up! [Cooking] lvl 75. + 28,138 EXP
Skill [Cooking] has leveled up! [Cooking] lvl 76. + 30,670 EXP
Congratulations! You have Number Go Up’d! Welcome to Number Go Up:41.
Skill [Cooking] has leveled up! [Cooking] lvl 77. + 33,430 EXP
Skill [Cooking] has leveled up! [Cooking] lvl 78. + 36,438 EXP
Congratulations! You have Number Go Up’d! Welcome to Number Go Up:42.
Skill [Cooking] has leveled up! [Cooking] lvl 79. + 39,717 EXP
Congratulations! You have Number Go Up’d! Welcome to Number Go Up:43.
Skill [Cooking] has leveled up! [Cooking] lvl 80. + 43,291 EXP
Skill [Cooking] has leveled up! [Cooking] lvl 81. + 47,187 EXP
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Congratulations! You have Number Go Up’d! Welcome to Number Go Up:44.
Congratulations! You have Number Go Up’d! Welcome to Number Go Up:45.
Skill [Cooking] has leveled up! [Cooking] lvl 82. + 51,433 EXP
Skill [Cooking] has leveled up! [Cooking] lvl 83. + 56,061 EXP
Congratulations! You have Number Go Up’d! Welcome to Number Go Up:46.
Congratulations! You have Number Go Up’d! Welcome to Number Go Up:47.
Skill [Cooking] has leveled up! [Cooking] lvl 84. + 61,106 EXP
Skill [Cooking] has leveled up! [Cooking] lvl 85. + 66,605 EXP
Congratulations! You have Number Go Up’d! Welcome to Number Go Up:48.
Skill [Cooking] has leveled up! [Cooking] lvl 86. + 72,599 EXP
Congratulations! You have Number Go Up’d! Welcome to Number Go Up:49.
Skill [Cooking] has leveled up! [Cooking] lvl 87. + 79,132 EXP
Skill [Cooking] has leveled up! [Cooking] lvl 88. + 86,253 EXP
Congratulations! You have Number Go Up’d! Welcome to Number Go Up:50.
Congratulations! You have Number Go Up’d! Welcome to Number Go Up:51.
Skill [Cooking] has leveled up! [Cooking] lvl 89. + 94,015 EXP
Congratulations! You have Number Go Up’d! Welcome to Number Go Up:52.
Skill [Cooking] has leveled up! [Cooking] lvl 90. + 102,476 EXP
Skill [Cooking] has leveled up! [Cooking] lvl 91. + 111,698 EXP
Congratulations! You have Number Go Up’d! Welcome to Number Go Up:53.
Congratulations! You have Number Go Up’d! Welcome to Number Go Up:54.
Skill [Cooking] has leveled up! [Cooking] lvl 92. + 121,750 EXP
Skill [Cooking] has leveled up! [Cooking] lvl 93. + 132,707 EXP
Congratulations! You have Number Go Up’d! Welcome to Number Go Up:55.
Congratulations! You have Number Go Up’d! Welcome to Number Go Up:56.
Skill [Cooking] has leveled up! [Cooking] lvl 94. + 144,650 EXP
Skill [Cooking] has leveled up! [Cooking] lvl 95. + 157,668 EXP
Congratulations! You have Number Go Up’d! Welcome to Number Go Up:57.
Congratulations! You have Number Go Up’d! Welcome to Number Go Up:58.
Skill [Cooking] has leveled up! [Cooking] lvl 96. + 171,858 EXP
Congratulations! You have Number Go Up’d! Welcome to Number Go Up:59.
Skill [Cooking] has leveled up! [Cooking] lvl 97. + 187,325 EXP
Congratulations! You have Number Go Up’d! Welcome to Number Go Up:61.
Skill [Cooking] has leveled up! [Cooking] lvl 98. + 204,184 EXP
Congratulations! You have Number Go Up’d! Welcome to Number Go Up:62.
Skill [Cooking] has leveled up! [Cooking] lvl 99. + 222,560 EXP
Congratulations! You have Number Go Up’d! Welcome to Number Go Up:63.
Skill [Cooking] has leveled up! [Cooking] lvl 100. + 242,590 EXP
Congratulations! You have Number Go Up’d! Welcome to Number Go Up:64.
After cooking a thousand burgers and other cancerous food, Dick had finally done it. Level 100. It was an arduous journey, full of oil and grease. But he persevered. Dick braved the kitchen. The heat. The endless hours wondering what he was doing wasting his life flipping burgers.
In the end, he’d won. He’d attained that holy grail of arbitrary digit obsession. Level 100.
Now. NOW he was ready!
“Let’s go take a gander at this [Demon Realm].”
Not one second after he uttered those words, Dick fell to the ground, frothing at the mouth.
From all the dopamine.
From all the Number Go Up.
“This is the way,” said Greg.
“This is the way.”