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The Boss's PA is a Secret Agent
Chapter 2: Agent 36 keeps overdoing it!

Chapter 2: Agent 36 keeps overdoing it!

{Eve}

Once a month the dreaded evaluation day happens. I say it's because the reason why the agents of CSA are good at what they do is that they are actually the result of government test subjects. Every agent who works for CSA has different abilities. Honestly, I'm thankful that I don't have the ability to transform into an animal like some of the agents that I work with do. During evaluation day every ability that an agent has is tested along with other tests that are done that can be rather painful.

I'm just glad that my cover job that I've had outside of working has an agent don't do their evaluations this way. That's because evaluations for agents are rather painful. The evaluations happen once a month but it takes three days to recover from it.

So evaluation day came and everyone being tested lined up in the testing area. Standing next to me on my right was my partner and best friend Evan and standing next to me on the left was my other best friend Daisy. It's funny because ever since I met those two they've always been jealous of each other's friendship with me. If I didn't know any better I'd say that they like each other and I've asked them about that several times and they've denied it. Either way I have tried to set them up on several different occasions and right when it looked like they were going to get together they decided to start a fist fight with each other and I had to step in and break it up.

Thankfully on evaluation day they don't start any fights with each other and they followed the rules.

Anyway, the first part of the evaluations is easy testing our fighting skills to make sure they're up to par. After that comes the painful part. That's when the deputies in charge of doing these tend to get a little bit carried away.

An ability that every agent has is the ability to heal and recover from different wounds rather quickly. So the deputies in charge of testing these abilities try to inflict as many wounds as possible to see how fast we heal and recover. We get about a five minute break in between whatever injuries the deputies decide to inflict in order to recover.

"Attention!" The deputy on stage yelled.

It turned quiet in the training area. It was so quiet that you could hear a pin dropping!

"Alright, Agent 36, Agent 60 and Agent 47 you three on stage for your test for healing and recovery starts now!" The deputy yelled.

"Sir, yes sir!" Daisy, Evan and I responded. We stood up on stage and the test began.

The deputy standing in front of me decided that he was going to break my arms and a couple of ribs while giving me a stab wound on top of that. Even though my body was telling me to give up and pass out I fought that urge and it paid off.

"Not bad Agent 36!" The deputy with the stopwatch said, "It seems like your recovery time has improved!"

"Really?" I said, "What time was it this time?"

"Five minutes!" The deputy said, "Last time it was seven minutes so that's a new personal best I'd say. Okay moving on to the next test. The suffocation test!"

I groaned.

"Hey look at this way," The deputy said, "The sooner we get this done the better because there's three more tests after this and then you'll be able to start your recovery time."

I didn't say a word when the deputy got behind me and covered my mouth and nose effectively cutting off my air supply. I have no idea how long it took for me to pass out but as soon as I woke up from that I was praised by the deputy again for my recovery time which was a minute! When I had done the test last time, my recovery time was three minutes.

The next three tests were testing my other abilities to see if they're up to par. One of my abilities is that I can make almost any weapon I desire. I say almost because I can't make things like nuclear bombs or chemical weapons. I can make things like knives, guns, tanks and fighter jets. Another ability I have is kind of like x-ray vision but I can't see through everything thank goodness. I can use it to see through walls and track things from a long distance away.

So far I have outdone myself again. But unfortunately I can only use the abilities so many times in a row without overdoing it. If I overdo it then that causes nose bleeds.

Once all of the testing was done I was able to start my recovery process. After that I returned to work.

***

{Levi}

Now that I know that my former PA is actually a security guard my mind is reeling from that. It just showed me that I didn't know anything about her despite the fact that she was by my side for most of the day when she was at work.

Now when I go into work and I couldn't help but overhear conversations the security guards have that revolve around Evelyn or Agent 36 as Ms. Terra wants me to refer to her as.

I was going to go get my regular morning coffee when I overheard two of the security guards talking.

"I swear Agent 36 is nuts!" One of the security guards said.

"Yeah I know, Agent 50," the other security guard said, "She was sent out on a mission last week and overdid it with her abilities again. You think she'll show up for work today?"

"Don't know, if she's smart she'll stay home and rest," Agent 50 said.

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Before the other security guard said anything I heard someone sneeze very loudly.

"Seriously Agent 36?" I heard Agent 60 say.

"I'm fine-" Evelyn didn't complete her sentence before she sneezed again. I heard the sneezing coming from the nearby breakroom and I hurried over there to see if she was okay. I froze when I saw her wipe her nose with a tissue and her nose was bleeding.

Without thinking I rushed to her side. "Are you okay Ev- I mean Agent 36?"

She sneezed into the tissue again before saying, "I'm fine Mr. Harriman, don't worry about me. These nosebleeds tend to happen every once and a while."

Agent 60 narrowed his eyes and hissed. "Seriously? Why are you saying that as if it's something so trivial? It's not trivial, this is your health we're talking about! You really should stay home and rest when you're not feeling well instead of pushing it."

She laughed, "Well gee thanks Dad! I'll keep that in mind! But stop acting like I'm some fragile person."

Agent 60 raised an eyebrow. "Uh-huh, and that's how many nosebleeds you've had today?"

Evelyn sneezed again and wiped her nose. She grabbed another tissue and held her nose with it. The tissue quickly filled up with blood from a nosebleed. The nosebleed was so bad that one would think that someone had punched her in the face or something like that.

"Including this one, that would make six nosebleeds," Evelyn said, still holding her nose with the tissue.

My jaw dropped when I heard that. "Okay I have to agree with Agent 60. You're not fragile by any means I know that. But you're not going to be of much help if you go into work sick. Trust me, I know."

Agent 60 smiled. "Agent 36 you should go home."

"But-" Evelyn started.

He sighed, "I hate having to do this to you but that's an order, agent."

Evelyn hesitated at first but then she sighed, "Fine. I'll see you later."

I nodded at her and she smiled at me and turned around and left.

After she left, Agent 60 shook his head. "I swear that woman is a handful. True I'm her partner and she can handle herself most of the time but she can be quite stubborn sometimes. If I didn't know any better I'd say she's trying to work herself into an early grave!"

I tilted my head. "But why does she work so hard like that? I mean I work hard on the top of the money that I was set up with as a child but even I know when to take a break."

He shrugged. "I have no idea. She's always been like that ever since I first met her. In my opinion she's an idiot for not really caring so much about her health."

I nodded. "Yeah I agree. She's a strong willed woman and it's too bad my fiancé isn't like that."

He smirked. I raised an eyebrow. "What?"

"You like her don't you?" He said.

I shook my head and lied, "No I don't like her like that! I have a fiancé for crying out loud!"

He gave me a pointed look. "Uh-huh keep telling yourself that. So why are you marrying Ms. Hadder?"

"It's more or less an arranged marriage but I think I can grow to love the woman. I mean, we have had sex before so that's a good thing right?" I questioned myself.

He paused. "Huh?"

I shook my head again. "Never mind. It's an arranged marriage and I'm only doing it to get my parents off my back and my fiancé already knows that."

He shrugged. "Alright then if you say so."

I nodded and after I grabbed my morning coffee I went back to my office to go to work. Little did I know that there were people, mostly my finance, who were working behind my back to push me towards being with Evelyn.

***

{Rachel}

I smiled as I cuddled up to my girlfriend actually dreading having to go over to my fiancé Levi's house on the weekend. The only reason I accepted Levi's proposal was to get my parents off my back about finding a nice man to settle down with and give them grandchildren blah, blah, blah. My parents really don't understand that I'm a lesbian or they're in denial and want to believe that they have a "normal" straight daughter.

Not to mention if Levi thinks I haven't noticed the way he stares at his personal assistant even in my presence then he's sorely mistaken. If he thinks that's going to make me insecure then he's also mistaken about that. If anything I think this would be a good opportunity to get me out of this proposal. But this may be a bit difficult considering Levi's personal assistant isn't his personal assistant anymore she's working on the security team.

But what he doesn't know is that I'm actually dating his PA's Boss. Her Boss is referred to as Mother Terra because nobody is allowed to know her real name except for me of course. Her real name is actually Lauren.

I snuggled into Lauren's breasts as if she were a teddy bear and she laughed, "Aww poor thing, you really hate the idea of getting married to a man don't you? But you can't hate it that bad can you? You guys did have sex at least once after all."

I gagged. "Yeah but I got through it by thinking about you. And I'm glad I didn't call out your name during it."

"I got an idea," Lauren said. "Why don't we push my little Eve towards Levi? You said he stares at her rather hard when she walks into the room. Although the look on his face when he found out that she's one of my agents was priceless!"

I laughed, "Too bad you didn't get a picture of his reaction. I would've loved to see that! And the only reason I've had sex with him was to save face. And why do you call her Little Eve?"

Lauren smiled. "Because she's my biological daughter. But I can't tell her unfortunately so she doesn't know she's working for one of her parents. It's complicated."

I frowned. "That's sad though."

She nodded. "I know."

Before she could say anything else her phone rang. She groaned before she got up from the bed and grabbed it.

When she answered it she didn't sound happy with whoever just called. "Seriously, she did it again?... Well at least you had enough common sense to order her to go home… Looks like I might have to put her on house arrest just to get her to rest long enough to recover… yeah, yeah I know, I know. I hate doing that too!... Okay I'll see when I get there, make sure the shot is ready because you know she's going to put up a fight about it… See you later bye."

She hung up the phone and sighed, "Looks like my Little Eve is at again! The words rest or vacation are not in her vocabulary for some reason! I understand it's hard for her to sit still but geez the woman needs to chill out. It's so bad to the point that I have to give her tranquilizer and chain her bed just to get her rest!"

I whistled, "Wow you have a hyperactive child then huh?"

"Yeah I know. I'd love to stay longer but I have to go deal with her," Lauren said. She came over to the bed and kissed me.

I frowned when she got dressed and left. I hate it when she's not with me even though she was just here. The house feels so empty even when I'm with Levi. I don't want Levi, I want my girlfriend. So this time when she left to deal with her child who doesn't know she exists that got me thinking. If I could get Levi and his cute PA who is now one of his security guards Eve to fall for him then he'll call off the engagement and my problems are solved. Then I could work on getting my parents to accept the fact that I'm into women and not men.

So I got to work figuring out step one of my plan.