WARNING • NC-17 Rated Material

Hey, look, I get it. You're ready to get reading. Probably found a few of your favorite tags, took a gander at the front cover, or glimpsed over the synopsis and said, 'What the hell.'

And that title up there is pretty incentivizing, right? Like, who has the audacity to go above Rated-R on their own book? It can't be... That bad, right?

Well, I, the author, have come to tell you that... No, you're actually right. It isn't that bad.

Gore? No, no. There are a few scrapes here and then. Nothing a bandage can't fix.

Profanity? Please. I run a Christian server. You won't catch any characters saying as much as 'E-GAD.'

Sexual Content? You're joking, right? The only reason we'll use the term "Getting Laid" is in Hawaii with a flower necklace.

If you stumble upon this tale on Amazon, it's taken without the author's consent. Report it.

Traumatizing Content? *chuckles* Come on. I'm all about mental health here. You'll leave each chapter with a clear mind.

So, as you can see, the book is perfectly fine—

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. —Ha, ha! That was weird! But anyways, please enjoy yourself in the ever-so-pleasant Miyaverse!