Miya points at the limpid gunge sliding down her stomach while lifting Darfin's chin with her foot. "You did this. Now clean it."

Darfin's entire body trembles. He moves closer to the slick trail locking eyes with Miya eying him down with a deceitful smirk. He gulps with a hesitant mouth opening, then laps at her stomach with both eyes closed.

Miya laughs while grabbing the stint of his hair, rubbing his face into her stomach. "H-hey! That tickles!"

Her chuckle then fades, noticing Darfin's twitching and elevated member as he attempts to grab it with cupped hands. Miya lifts her leg and then slams it into Darfin's face, causing him to fly back into the side of the pod with blue blood oozing from his nose and mouth.

"Ah! Ahh!" Darfin groans, rubbing his butt across the floor as his stiff phallus leaks white fluids onto his legs and feet.

He then snorts and sneezes, spraying a dense splurt of blue fluid on his chest. Miya chuckled at his indecent exposure while turning around to the table holding her clothes.

"You're nijaben, kid. Why were you even doing that anyway? Your father is the head executive of Eidolon. Go out and buy yourself the prettiest girl in your precinct or something."

Darfin shrivels up into a ball while sobbing. "I don't… I don't have that many friends that do the stuff I like to do, like virtual video games or watching V-Pop stars. The other rich parents' kids are total dicks and make fun of me!"

Miya takes her white shirt and hoodie, now cleaned and pressed from the wall tech, and clothes herself.

"Yes, I totally agree with you. You are the victim."

Darfin looks up at Miya with a sniff. "T-thanks…"

"No 'thanks' you idiot. You're weird and fucking stupid. Of course, people will call you names for the shit you pull. If I were some rich little nak, I'd make fun of your creepy ass too!"

"But… Coupling is all our instructors ever talk about. We're born to breed and are given instruction to find a partner to start learning new mating techniques for our people to thrive!"

Miya zips up her pants and puts her gun holster on her side. "That explains that lady and man just randomly having sex on the ride here…."

"… No one wanted to be my coupling partner, all the girls said I was inexperienced and my… My penis is small!" Darfin blurts.

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Miya turns around slowly before bursting into laughter with a hand up to her head. "Bwahaha! I can't believe you just said that out loud! You really are an idiot!"

Darfin curls into a smaller ball with a whimper. "It's... It's not funny..."

"Oh, what did I hurt your feelings? Suck it up! If you want girls to take you seriously why don't you stop acting like a little klayte."

Darfin nuzzles his head into his thighs. "I don't think... I can... Do that..."

Miya walks toward the door with a chuckle. "Then tough, guess you'll be like this for-"

Shit, wait. I totally forgot who this kid was for a second. If he talks bad about me to his parents, I might lose a reusable source in my Patroller career!

With a groan, Miya turns around and hovers over Darfin, making him tilt his head up slightly.

"Stand up," Miya commands.

Darfin raises himself from the floor with a sniff while wiping his reddened puffy eyes.

"First thing, girls like confidence."

Miya slaps his back and shoulders, making him yelp as he straightens them out.

"No slouching, straighten your posture especially when walking."

"Oh... Okay..." Darfin murmurs.

Miya looks up to his now improved stature, giving him at least four inches above her height.

"Even for a boy, you're quite tall. Use that to your advantage when talking to girls. Tilt downward a little and make eye contact for greater effect."

Darfin tilts his head down, looking to the side while rubbing his forearm.

Miya grabs his head with her hands and locks eyes with him. "Eye contact is important for confidence."

"A-ah! O-okay!" Darfin stutters, his cheeks become flushed.

"Last and final thing..." Miya lowers her head down.

Darfin follows her eyes and covers his pelvic area with a step back. "Ah! D-don't look!"

"It's been out this whole time. Kind of too late to act embarrassed."

Miya then turns around with a sigh. "It's like... Average, so stop whining."

"A-average... Really?"

"I-I don't know! But I've seen things that are incredibly small, like microscopic. And I don't need a microscope to see your junk so it must be average... Maybe even above average?"

Darfin sniffs with a smile curling onto his lips. "Y-yeah! I'm above average!"

Miya balls up her fists at her sides with reddened cheeks. "Stop saying embarrassing stuff out loud or I'll shoot you!"

"Eek!" Darfin jolts. "I'm sorry! I'm just happy for a girl to finally say that I'm compatible!"

"Gaah! You're unbelievable, I'm leaving!" Miya storms, almost out the door.

"W-wait! Y-you're the first girl to ever compliment me... Other than my mom... Or my sister... So please, I want to join your Patroller crew to keep you safe! And then, when we get older we can get married and have tons of-"

Miya turns around with her hand grazing her holster, making Darwin jolt with a cough.

"I-I mean, we can start boyfriend-girlfriend but later on we-"

Miya chuckles while turning back around. "Let's hope that we never cross paths again. Just make sure to stay out of trouble, and you'll never have to see me again."

She then tilts her head back with a smirk. "How about this? You become an official Patroller and, maybe, I'll consider dating you... For like, one time... Because, you're still weird."

Darfin nods his head with a wide smile. "D-deal!"

"He actually took me seriously." Miya walks down the hall with a chuckle. "That little adamin doesn't have the guts to be a Patroller. What a joke."