Early in the morning, I made sure to mark my wives with my marker before I went to brew coffee.

The screams of outrage were like angel jingles in my ears.

I think Peach was screaming just to add to the chorus though. She sounded happy.

So I closed my eyes, reading through my System files.

Pef Wizard, Level 25. HP 28900+4185, MP 7350+1101, SP 11260

Strength: 401+100

Agility: 606

Endurance: 1395

Intelligence: 390

Wisdom: 389

Willpower: 563

Magic: 367

Perception: 544

Charisma: 332

Free attributes:2

Fate points:1

Already knowing what I wanted, I poked the Fate point and upgraded my Magic.

The boost of 1000 MAG attributes shifted my perception of everything, from my profession to the nature of my soul.

*Second profession changes to Grand Wizard. +10 INT, +10 WIS, +10 MAG, +10 WILL.

*You may consciously bestow Homo Magi children via natural impregnation.

*Your race is now Homo Magi.

*You gain +1 Deflection per Level. Current racial boost +25 Deflection.

*Mana recharge increases by 10MP/sec

*Magic becomes slightly easier.

*Your soul Perks upgrade to their next tier.

*Your soul becomes immune to possession by entities at Tier 1 or lower.

It was a major change, especially as my mana pool was far larger now. Not only that, but the Deflection growth was amazingly good.

The Endurance boost had a 20 Deflection flat bonus, but the Magic one had 25 already. Plus the 5 Deflection from my Miracle X formula, I was now roughly as durable as a Kryptonian at 50 Deflection. And this was without armor and shield and other buffs.

When I opened my eyes, my wives were standing before me, watching me with awe.

"What did you do, Wizard?" Diana asked and touched my cheek with her fingers.

"Having coffee and meditating?" I answered truthfully.

"Don't lie to me, moron. You feel like Fortuna now. Heavy magic presence." she growled at me, eyes wide with wonder.

"Ah, that. I had a few drinks with a multi-planar entity called the Monitor. We traded favors." I explained with a serious voice.

Diana shook her head, making her hair wave magically around her. "At least it wasn't Death, or some demon like Belial . Do be careful when you meet such beings..."

"Take the day off, Diana. I need you for something." I demanded instead, making Kara pout cutely.

"You're going to fuck her brains out, right?" Supergirl guessed with a single glance at my dick.

"That too. But I have things to solve on this planet beside fucking women." I answered with a wry grin.

Diana just sighed and went to pour herself coffee. She didn't seem displeased though.

We shared a moment of blessed silence as my wives sipped their coffee, and Peach brew her black tea. "At least the commute to work is fast." Emilia said with a teasing voice, making everyone smile.

Peach also departed for our Applebase, where she had plenty of work to do.

Thus, I was left alone with Wonder Woman, looking awfully sexy in her skimpy negligee. "Speak, Wizard. We'll fuck later." she growled at me in an angry tone.

"I changed fate, with the Monitor's help. You remember the rules I wrote at the Justice League?" I explained in a soft voice.

"..." Diana searched her memories, then frowned. "Seems like I known them for years. Don't go after the civilian life, heroes or villains."

"And so does everyone on Earth now. Except, there has been a first contender for the Darwin Awards. The Flash has been kidnapped by a villain, who has him run a treadmill now. From his wedding to a torture chamber...this villain's name is Clifford_DeVoe ." I spoke with the knowledge appearing in my mind, by the grace of the Monitor.

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Diana nodded slowly. "Of course we will save the Flash. As for Darwin Awards, what do you plan to do?" she asked with a wary voice.

"As I promised to the Monitor. Make an example out of him." I declared in a stern voice.

Diana shivered for a second. "I rather you fuck my brains out, husband."

"Of course, but where is justice then? Get dressed." I said and brought out her new suit, which included a modified tiara masking a mind-blocking headband.

I just tapped my chest, and wore my Grey Wizard suit instantly. Being a Gamer had lots of utility perks too.

In a minute, we arrived beside Flash, who was still running at hyperspeed like a squirrel in a wheel.

"This looks fun! Can we take him home, Diana?" I asked with a wry voice.

She just glared at me, while looking around for the perpetrator. I just flexed my new magic powers and pushed my telekinesis binding to stop the speed trap.

"Wonder Woman, Grey Wizard! Thanks for the rescue." Barry Allen muttered while heaving in deep breaths.

I just pushed my new powers and brought the Hoverchair with the villain near me, then stored his chair and his Thinking_Cap.

Without his items, the villain began to degrade rapidly, while Flash and Diana could only watch in stupor.

It was not enough though. I brought my sword of truth, and stabbed the man in his heart. "Tell us why you attacked the Flash."

"I want access to the Speed Force. I know Barry and his friends tried to stop me, so this was a lesson. I will bring Enlightenment to the Earth, by devolving everyone such that they cannot create technology. That's why I hunted down the The_Weeper too. His tears were useful to control my wife." the villain admitted in a proud voice.

"Sure. But you broke the unwritten rules, by following Barry home. Do you know why the rules are unwritten?" I asked in a patient voice.

"I don't care about some stupid rules!" DeVoe yelled in outrage.

"Obviously you don't. See, for the rules to be written down, I have to use your organs as ink. A human has many meters of intestines inside, plus bones and veins and nerves..."

I explained patiently, while dismantling the villain alive with my telekinesis, and writing the rules on the floor with his insides.

Sadly, the man died before he could see the written rules entirely, but it was fine. I know he saw the part about heroes at least. He could think on the rest in Hell.

"What the Hell?" Flash shouted in outrage.

"We are the Justice League, Barry. When villains come after heroes in their civilian life, then I will be there to enact Justice. Now go back to your wife, and be happy. Diana and I have our honeymoon to celebrate too." I said with a careless voice, then teleported to Tibet.

While me and Diana continued our honeymoon, the news channels all over the world received the footage of the scene, especially the part where DeVoe was dismantled alive to write the rules down.

*Ding

You have Intimidated the entire Earth. +10 Intimidation.

I hope the villains took notice, but I would be glad if they didn't. My writing needed more practice.