By the time I was finished with Car-Vex, by filling her womb with my fertility juice, she has just reached 100/100 Affection properly. I just bitched at her, mostly. And Car-Vex loved it.

The System noticed as well, of course.

*Ding

-Kryptonian Invasion defeated. Part 1. + 100 STR.

-Kryptonian ship captured +10 INT

-Kryptonian world engine captured. +10 WIS , Major Fate shift. +1 Fate point. (bonus objective)

-recruited a Kryptonian operative. +10 CHA

-Drained 7 Kryptonians of lifeforce + 70 to all Attributes, +7 Intimidation. (hidden quest)

-Killed General Zod. + 20 CHA

Extra bonus:

-Car-Vex cannot betray you anymore. Previous programming rescinded. + 10 MAG

-Withstood a full strike from a Green Lantern (sort of) +2 END

-Donated a wild bobcat to a Green Lantern +1 PER, +1 Awareness

*Level up, Level up, Level 33 reached!

*New quests received:

-Terraform Venus into a New Earth.

-Ensure the support of Pamela_Isley to solve the sulfuric acid problem on Venus. (bonus)

-Solve crime on Earth

-Solve poverty on Earth

-Recruit 2 more Kryptonians as your operatives.

*Kryptonian Invasion Part 2.

-Defeat the Kryptonian Worldkillers

-Defeat the Children_of_Juru

-Obtain the Sword_of_Juru

-Kill Pestilence (critical)

I went to take a shower, and brought Vex with me. She should be mostly safe. There was a warning sign in the System's quest about a certain programming.

But to make sure what it meant, I will have to bring Vex to my Applebase, and do lots of research on her mind.

"Deimos, take Vex to her new quarters, and have her fed and dressed as ship crew. For the frigate, I mean." I ordered as we came out of the shower, and Deimos stood ready to shoot.

"As you say, Grey Wizard. It is good to see Krypton will not die after all. Even if it's only one incubator for now." my droid spoke in a grateful voice.

"Wait...is that a Kelex droid in power armor?" Vex asked a bit surprised.

"No. It's a magical djinn, inside a droid. Who wears power armor. We'll get to practicing magic later and you'll understand more. But think of it as a soul, not a mind." I said in a calm voice, and teleported back home in my castle.

My wives were waiting for me, looking rather worried. Well, Nyssa wasn't worried at all.

"Lord Husband. As NSA Director, I cannot travel to Tibet so often. Talia will need to take over." she spoke in a respectful voice.

"You just want more dick, Nyssa. But I don't mind. I have plenty of dick for all of you." I answered with a wry grin, and leaned in my couch, already pouring myself some whiskey.

Diana sat beside me, one hand grabbing my leg, just under the dick. "You cannot get more wives, Wizard. Just so we're clear." she warned me and clenched her hand really tight.

I nodded in agreement. Even Nyssa was one too many. But I got drunk and did it anyways.

"I agree. Now, some advice from the daughter of Zeus and the favorite of several goddesses. If I could improve myself, radically. Double my strength, or my intelligence, that sort." I asked without looking at her.

Wonder Woman was kinda my match in anything involving brains. Especially so after getting all my Miracles. Her WIS was already over 3000.

Peach raised a finger to speak her mind, then frowned and lowered it. "I'll go make some tea." she said instead, and vanished into the kitchen.

Diana elbowed me hard, draining some THP. "Kryptonian tech, I would guess." she muttered to herself. See? She almost figured it out, from nothing.

Kara blinked and opened her mouth to speak, then closed it again. "Tea sounds nice." she muttered with a throaty voice and fled as well.

Emilia smiled and pointed a finger at her head, then ran away as well. That left Nyssa who seemed very confused. "Getting better is good, right?"

"Go have some tea, Nyssa. I need to think." Diana spoke a in a curt voice. Nyssa only nodded towards me and ran away.

Diana climbed on top of me, and stared right into my eyes for a long minute, while her breaths became deeper and deeper.

"In the end, it only comes down to magic or brains. My guts say Athena. There are some very smart aliens out there. Demons too. Fiendishly smart. If you're smarter, you can make better Miracles. Raise everyone, like you've been doing for the Justice League all this time." she decided in a soft voice.

"And if you'd have to choose, between smart or wise. What then?" I asked in a low voice.

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Diana just smiled. "For me, I'd choose wisdom every time. For you, intellect. I'll be the wise one for you." she spoke in a gentle voice, and hugged me tight.

And just like that, the wisdom of a goddess solved my unsolvable problem that kept the Fate points unspent.

I closed my eyes and poked increase INT twice in the Fate menu. My brain caught fire and melted, almost literally. Then the world opened in my mind, as if blinders fell from my eyes.

"It worked?" Diana asked in disbelief.

"It has started, at least. I've been a dick to you, my love." I realized far too late.

"You still are a dick for me, but I chose you myself. Chasing after the most wonderful thing in the world, and I found you, Wizard." she mused in a thoughtful voice.

"We'll have an orgy tonight. All the wives in one bed. I was not fair to keep you separate. We are a family." I added in a smarter voice.

"Hah. Smart is not wise after all. But sure! I love my sisters too." Diana whispered in a loving voice, and drew my head into a deep kiss.

And so, after dinner we all undressed and went into my big bedroom for a conjugal visit. I gave them all my love, and received it in turn.

Kara smiled once more and kept smiling while she slept, and Nyssa fell asleep with a dreamy face, drooling on my leg. Emilia slept like a log, while I held Diana and Peach at my chest, and just stared at the ceiling as my brain worked overtime to solve world's problems.

"Sleep, Wizard. Sentry will keep watch." Diana said softly and I fell into a deep dream.

The smell of fresh coffee woke me up a year later. It wasn't a year but it felt like it. My mind had been stressed and tired, even if the Gamer's perks helped me survive.

"Do you want polonium in your coffee, Pef?" Peach asked from the kitchen, in a soft voice, but I heard it clear as day.

"No. Xenominerals from tomorrow onwards. Just black coffee today." I answered just as gently, and measured Sentry with expert eyes. I could make him five times better in a single day.

And I will. Not today, but maybe next week. I was a giant target now, with my fleet of alien ships holding the Earth at ransom. Not only villains, but heroes would start planning against me, and I had to stay ahead of them all.

Pestilence. A Worldkiller made by Kryptonians. And a Horseman of the Apocalypse.

Either a deadly disease, or a metahuman type of power, maybe a magic spell? Faora mentioned some magic priests, Yuda Kal.

Magic then. But knowing Kryptonians, it would be magi-tech at a minimum. Peach placed a cup of coffee in my hand, and I sipped some for the comfort of the bitter taste.

"Better now?" she asked in a knowing voice.

"Mostly yes. Big trouble incoming though." I answered as Kara woke up as well.

"I dreamed I was home, with my mother. I felt so warm..." my supergirl whispered in a sad voice.

"You are home, my love. This planet, this town and this castle they are yours now. And then, you have the girls and me. Also Alex, one click away." I answered in a gentle voice, and drew Kara in my arms.

"I feel like eating raw cucumbers. And tofu." Kara complained with a wry voice. "Onions and apples. I blame the big dick wizard" Peach added with a giggle.

Sentry peeked through the door and performed a quick scan on the pregnant wives. "I'll prepare vitamin supplements, Lord Wizard. But they may feel the magic drain already."

Of course. Peach would be fine, since the System said so. But Kara...perhaps not.

I drew my dick out and pointed Kara at it with a glance. "Vitamins." I whispered and winked.

Without comments, my best girl gulped my dick and began milking it eagerly.

Emilia woke up, saw the scene and smiled. "I'll get coffee instead, you lucky alien girl. But be warned, my turn at the morning dick will come." she announced in a proud voice, and marched towards the bathroom.

"I haven't installed a coffee maker in the bathroom yet." I said in a smart voice.

"S-shut up idiot." Emilia growled and blushed a little, then flew at speed into the bathroom.

"You're all having so much fun every day?" Nyssa asked curious, looking at her sisters with some envy.

"Pretty much. Pef is kinda the village idiot in this house. But we keep him for the golden dick." Peach offered in a sarcastic voice.

"Ooohmmm." Kara muttered something on my dick. Possibly praising the dick as well.

"That dick is magical, I admit. But I also think our Lord Wizard is mostly fooling around. Or he wouldn't have bested 5 alien invasions by himself." Nyssa spoke in a thoughtful voice, her eyes focused on the dick getting swallowed whole by another alien invader.

Diana appeared in the doorway, already dressed in Amazonian armor. "I'll go sort out the Justice League stuff, Wizard. Don't show up unless you have a good Miracle."

Got it, my goddess. Warning received.