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I checked my quest window, but the Pestilence threat was not gone.

*Worldkillers killed:

-Pestilence (dormant)

-Purity (dormant)

-Unknown

-Unknown

"I'm done here, Grey Wizard. They will not remember what happened." J'onn announced in a satisfied voice.

"What is it, Grey Wizard?" Imra asked me as I collected the Harun-El fragments and just stared at them, for a few minutes.

"They are dormant, but not dead. We only destroyed their avatars. Or in Julia's case, simply split them up." I said with a sad voice, and then stored a dozen vials of blood from the plague victims.

"What! I saw that angel crush them." J'onn exclaimed in disbelief.

"What did you see, Saturn Girl from Titan?" I asked instead.

Imra focused for a second, possibly reviewing her memories. "Uncertain. A flare of power as if the Worldkillers were destroyed. But nothing certain."

As I expected, Gabriel was playing at both ends, possibly despising humans as much as devils if not more.

Truly, one couldn't hope to find decent help in this universe. I will have to do it myself.

"Okay, keep everyone here into a secure hospital wing, no visitors, full hazmat suits for caretakers. Hank, you hear me?" I asked in a harsher voice.

"That will be problematic...but the Earth will die probably." J'onn mused in a helpless voice.

I grabbed the dart used on Pestilence and teleported, far from Earth and back at Applebase.

It was time for serious research. I was also quite a smart guy now.

I glanced at my stats to make sure.

Pef Wizard, Level 33. HP 52560+6018, MP 51320+7452, SP 25020

Strength: 1036+100

Agility: 2086

Endurance: 2078

Intelligence: 3070

Wisdom: 1050

Willpower: 1251

Magic: 2566

Perception: 2073

Charisma: 902

Deflection: 65

Dodge: 30%

Parry 20%

Magic block: 20%

Soul block 20%

Free points: 9

I had passed the original Peach in all areas beside CHA, which made sense since she was a beauty and I was a regular guy. Some of my stats matched or even passed a Kryptonian, especially in INT and MAG.

The free points from the level up, so valuable before, had become decimals of a percent now.

I spread out my current Miracles at one side, and my xenominerals and other strange magic bits on the other.

"You're busy?" I heard Peach ask as she arrived at Applebase too.

"You can help, little Peach. See if anything here gets your attention." I said and began shaving thin scrapes of minerals and exotic metal, then ran a battery of tests at superspeed, adding a nanogram of each into a Miracle vial.

Most of them failed, but the Heal 3.1 changed into Heal 4.0. +20 HP/sec. Heals any disease and regrows missing tissue. Humans only.

I checked the ingredient, and indeed it was the new Harun-El.

"Add a drop of your blood in here." I asked Peach and glided the new Miracle towards her. Peach's blood was special, containing a whole cocktail of kryptonite, plus Nth metal and a thousand toxins and cures.

*You have created a new Miracle. Regen 4.7 Grants +50 END, +50 WILL +50 CHA. Adds +50 HP/sec . Immunity to all disease and toxins. Adds Pain Suppression III. Heals any disease and regrows missing tissue. Humanoid species only. Very Painful.

-You receive +1 Awareness, +1 Logic.

"Is it any good?" Peach asked curious.

"Yeah. You can drink it already. Will make you a bit prettier. And regrow limbs if you lose them." I said in a cheerful voice. Already my higher intellect was proving useful.

"Really?" Peach yelled and gulped the vial in one go. "Fuck. Still so painful." she growled in a low tone.

"I'll need 200 more drops of blood, please. For the Justice League." I explained in a gentle voice.

"Maybe those Daxamites too. Should counteract any lead exposure." Peach added in a smart voice. She made a good point too.

"Then 300 drops. Your blood will regenerate anyways." I said in a light voice.

"Indeed. Just like your Apple Juice." Peach hinted in a not-so-clever manner. But I loved her even so.

I stored my pants and kept working, while Peach began to suck me off while floating on her back. It was a smarter way to do it, and be comfortable too.

An hour later, I finished a batch of 300 Regen Miracles, and began working on the next. Fortify.

*Ding

You have created a new Miracle. Bastion 5.0. Grants +20 Deflection, +200 END +100 STR +100 WILL. Adds minor mental barrier to the user. +10% block. Very Painful.

-you receive +1 Logic

Oh. I could use this on everyone in my navy. They already had Heal 3.0, and Fortify 4.0, but this Bastion was far better. More than twice better.

"I will need 1300 drops of blood now." I asked of poor Peach. I was becoming a vampire...

"Of course, my dear Count. I'll learn carpentry and build you coffin next." Peach said in a joking voice.

Took a couple of hours to finish that batch, then I started on the next.

The Sage vial was proven the best though.

*Ding

You have created a Major Miracle. Magic 5.0 Grants +200 MAG, + 100 INT +100 WIS +100 WILL. Adds 10 MP/sec, double that during rest. Adds minor soul barrier to the user. +10% Block. Extremely painful.

-You receive + 5 Lore, +5 Logic.

I frowned. Whatever this Harun-El mineral was, it was far too powerful. With 200 MAG, almost anyone could become a dangerous mage.

And the other bonuses weren't bad either. I worked so hard to steel my soul with poisons and demon banishment, and a single potion equaled all that.

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Thus, I simply gulped the potion for myself, and closed my eyes. It hurt so bad...but I could take it now. I endured so much pain it would kill a billion people.

*For withstanding a crazy amount of suffering, and willingly as well, the Gamer upgrades his Soul Perks to the next level.

Soul Block +30%. 30 SP per 1 WILL. SP regenerates at 1 SP/sec, double that during rest. Gain TSP at 10% of WILL points, acts as a buffer versus soul attacks.

Pain Suppression reached level 6. 40% pain levels.

Pain Detection upgraded. You can sense mental pain as well.

*Due to your high INT, you can split your mind into three parallel processes, each able to control whatever aspects of your being that you wish.

This perk is called Three Minds. Extraordinary pain may destroy a single process if left to endure pain by itself, losing 1000 INT for it.

I didn't have words to express my love for the System right now, so I just exploded in Peach's mouth. She felt absolutely no pain from it, body or mind.

Sure, losing 1000 INT would be bad, but far better than losing my life, or my entire mind.

But I did split my mind in two anyways, just to test it. I used half of my mind to make love to Peach, while the other half used telekinesis to continue my experiments.

It worked great!

Once Peach was sated, I dressed in my Grey Wizard suit, collected the finished Miracles and teleported to Earth's Hope.

"Grey Wizard! We have 6 Daxam refugees willing to work for the fleet." Phobos announced in a proud voice.

I smiled inward. A few more to reach the quest numbers of 20.

However when I went to meet them, I found the least worthy people, former maintenance workers and other support roles. "Thank you guys, for being willing to work with me. I know we met in combat first, but you were trying to conquer my planet." I spoke in a peaceful voice.

"Still scary, even with all our powers..." A thin man muttered and lowered his eyes.

"Good news is, you're just in time to receive the UEF upgrade like all my people. A magic potion to block toxins like lead, and another one to make you more durable." I offered and held out 12 vials in the air, with telekinesis.

My other mind was already distributing the Miracles throughout the fleet.

"Thank you, Grey Wizard. Lead poisoning had been a real worry all the time on Earth. Your people use lead everywhere, from paint to gasoline and pipes and bullets..." the first Daxamite said in cautious voice, then drank the green vial, quite bravely.

Then he curled on the ground and cried by himself, unused to so much pain.

"It was a bit worse for me, testing the potions. Some of them are a hundred times worse, found out by experience." I offered while measuring his pain. It wasn't so bad, really.

The other 5 guys nodded to each other and drank their vials as well, and promptly regretted it. It would hurt less to saw off your own legs, and then jump on the stumps a dozen times.

Possible, but rather painful too.

"Rejoice, my new friends from Daxam! The next cure only hurts a bit more. It won't be too bad." I said in a cheerful voice, and then measured their mental pain. It seemed a bit worse than the actual pain.

Truly, the mind made everything worse.

So I went to visit Nadira next, to find her expecting a blowjob for some time.

"Nadira, you murderous crazy bitch. A billion people are asking for your death, by impalement if possible. What can you do for me, so I find some worth in your life?" I asked in a curious voice.

The genetic soldier woman thought for a minute, then took off her undersuit. "You could use me as your private sexual slave?" Nadira proposed by herself.

I ran my fingers over her skin, exploring her nooks and holes. "I do have like 10 eager women, or more. Simply sex isn't worth much. Women sell themselves for 10 dollars on the street too. And I have billions of dollars, or more." I mused out loud, as I grabbed her by the pussy and lifted her gently on her toes.

"I could...be your bodyguard? Or a shock trooper, for your navy. Or you could breed me, for superpowered babies." Nadira proposed in a slightly horny voice.

"Oh? You would do that?" I wondered in a cautious voice.

"I would do anything to get out of this cell. Anything at all." she promised in a serious voice.

Okay, I should test her anyways. I stored my suit and stood naked, only the headband on my forehead remaining.

"Show me what you have, Nadira. I bet Zod fucked you every day, right?" I asked at random.

"...No." she muttered and began to lick the gold off my dick.

"Face-fucked you at least?" I wondered a bit curious.

"...N-no" Nadira said and blushed a little.

"Licked your pussy then?" I guessed with my genial brain.

"No! He only wanted my ass. And not only mine. Some guys too." Nadira complained in a desperate tone.

"I see. Not only an asshole, but a moron too, this Zod." I concluded with a wry grin.

*Affection +1

Oh well. It wasn't like smack talking Zod would be hard. The guy was a monster anyways.

"Zod was an idiot, right?" I asked as I drew her deep on my cock, until I felt her throat.

*Affection +1

"You're happy I shot the idiot with 10000 bullets?"

*Affection +1

"And then vaporized his shitty carcass?"

*Affection +1

Way too easy. I'll have Nadira ready to work before I came two or three times.