*Ding

By failing to dodge too many times, you Nimble perk has upgraded to the next level. 15% Dodge.

See, the trick is to make the woman so angry, until she lets loose of her inhibitions. Well, at least that's one school of thought.

It works, but you have to suffer greatly to achieve greatness.

"Brrrrrr!" Diana continued to chase me with the minigun I offered her as a wedding gift. At 55/100 affection, it was too early. I just wanted to test what happens.

At 6000 rounds per minute, I was failing to dodge most of the bullets. And I tried to, but Diana was also an expert with all weapons.

"Want more bullets?" I asked as the gun ran empty and she stopped.

"Why are you so bad? I was almost willing to share you with the other girls." Diana complained as she reloaded the gun.

"Almost, but not really. Just like Kara. So selfish." I pointed out in a wise voice.

"...Selfish? Me? I offer all my time and energy to this world! I fight crime, demons, and aliens. How I am selfish?" Wonder Woman growled at me in frustration.

She was correct, but missed the point completely though. I was talking about her love life, not work.

"Look, my dear goddess. I understand, you wanted some fun, but when I offered commitment you got scared. Happens to everyone." I countered in a peaceful voice, and came close for a hug.

"God damn it! You have to be right as well. I am not ready for commitment." Diana sobbed in my arms.

"What do you say...we go back to my place, and just make love. Like adults. I give amazing licks." I added for no reason.

Diana just groaned and sobbed harder. "Give me a few months, Wizard. For the marriage thing, I mean. And we'll have mind-blowing sex tonight." She asked in a soft voice, but getting a bit horny.

I kissed her fiercely and stored the gun for a later date. She'll need it for sure.

"Hmmm. I thought bitches liked big guns." I muttered as if sad about the gun being rejected.

"Not again! I loved the gun. It was actually cool. But you knew that...teasing me again." Diana muttered and returned the kiss even harder.

"Damn it. My evil plot was discovered too soon. Now I don't get to superglue your hands to a minigun..." I muttered in fake despair.

Diana drew back and measured me for a punch. Her hand clenched, then relaxed. "You know, with a man like you beside me, I would never get bored. And if you are really immortal, it would be a really fun life, for both of us."

*Affection +5 60/100.

Oh no! I fucked things up again.

But I had an escape plan. "And after we get married, I will have half my wives rule the criminal world, and the other half be heroes. The only place they can meet in peace would be in my bed." I proposed in a far-away voice.

"I know about the Assassins, idiot! Fortuna told me." she countered with an easy voice.

Damn it. Foiled again.

"Perhaps, but not about the two cute assassins I had a threesome with: Sara and Nyssa. Made them my leaders for the League." I declared in a proud voice.

"Too late, Wizard. Stop trying to run away from commitment. But I will have to meet these women. Make sure they are good for you." Diana demanded in a final voice. Scary almost.

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Fine! Wasn't like things could go any worse. I sent her the coordinates and we teleported into my chambers under the Nanda Parbat.

Sara and Nyssa were also there, working on a grand plan to save the world from hunger.

They even had a big board, with goals and lines, pictures of criminals in the way, corrupt politicians and so on.

Another board showed what assets were being bought, like water treatment and desert lands. Darth Gore was already hard at work.

"Ra's!" Nyssa exclaimed at my sight, and knelt at once.

"Wizard? And...is that Wonder Woman?" Sara asked in a confused tone.

"Indeed. She wanted to see my assassin lovers." I explained with a grin.

The girls got talking and talking, and kept throwing glances at me.

"So let me get this straight. You got resurrected by our Wizard, and the first wish you had, after returning from Hell, was to end world hunger?" Diana asked with a weird voice.

"Assassins these days are kinda bonkers, my dear. There is one in Star City that works as a DJ. People love him." I said with a grin.

"I was a murderer and a bitch, I know. But that is not my life anymore. I can do good now." Sara claimed with conviction.

"And the other one, is the daughter of the former Ra's. Isn't this weird?" Wonder Woman wondered in a curious tone.

I sighed and took out another bottle. This was going to be a long night. "He wasn't a good father. Now Nyssa has me as her Daddy. Sara too. It means a sexual fetish..." I explained while pouring drinks for all of us.

All three women glared at me for explaining a simple truth.

"I would throw a knife at him, but it wouldn't work." Nyssa complained in a sad voice.

"Want to try a minigun?" Diana proposed with a giant grin.

Much later, the system rewarded me for my pain.

*Ding

By failing to dodge too many times, you Nimble perk has upgraded to the next level. 20% Dodge.

Turns out, three women shooting at you with three miniguns make perks grow faster. I will need more angry women.

So I called Emilia and Peach, and they also agreed to shoot me.

Must have wasted millions of dollars worth of ammo that night, but it has been worth it.

The girls got a bit friendly with each other, given a common target.

And then, much later we came back for drinks. And sex. Then more drinks.

Plus some nice wedding gifts for all of them. Big guns shooting many bullets. Bitches always love big guns. And a good dick.

*Ding you have married. +10 to all attributes.

*Ding you have married. +10 to all attributes.

*Ding you have married. +10 to all attributes.

*Ding you have married. +10 to all attributes.

*Ding you have married a goddess +100 to all attributes.

I fell asleep in a daze of crazy sex and booze party, and woke up married 5 times. Stranger things have happened I admit, but not so many.

"Fuck! I forgot about Supergirl." I realized with a groan.

"Oh no..." the other women groaned as well.