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Dumb and dumber

Green Lantern phased inside the Earth Engine just as I thought to use my Engineer Perk to control the ship and change course towards Venus.

Crystal tech like the Kryptonians used may be advanced and all, but it was a bitch to decode and control.

"It seems you managed to stop the crash, Grey Wizard. My ring said you could, but I doubted it." the green-wearing man spoke in an interested voice.

"It was a close call. That guy over there was an evil genius. He trapped the control codes to work in reverse." I pointed to the dead scientist laying dead at my feet.

Deimos and one of the SEALs approached to start looting the bodies, with my droid teleporting the armor and other gimmicks to our armory on board the cruiser.

"I am being scanned by that ring, Grey Wizard. Oa tech, superior to our own." Deimos warned me out loud, making the Green Lantern hide his hand behind his back, almost sheepishly.

"Scan it back, Deimos. In polite society, you return the gesture." I said with a wry grin, as Deimos lit up with a visible blue scanner beam.

"...Hey! That's not cool, man!" Green Lantern muttered and tried to hide his hand in a pocket. He didn't have pockets though.

"I'm going to ignore that, because you smacked me with a skyscraper. Now fix the terraforming thing. I only figured out how to grow new volcanoes." I declared in a calm voice, and waved the SEALs away. Jordan might be an idiot, but shooting him wouldn't do anything. Even without the ring, he had been ingesting my Miracles for some time.

Jordan pointed his ring at the console, and it began to lit up in an emerald glow. "The sulfuric acid will remain a problem. Otherwise, is fixed."

I nodded politely. "Off you go, green boy. Maybe you can find Alura Zor El with that ring. Her daughter is getting very depressed lately."

"Supergirl's mother?" Green Lantern asked in surprise.

"Yeah, she lives under a dome somewhere. Possibly a fragment from Krypton, or some underground base? She's not an Earth though, even with Daxam's tech we could find her if she was." I offered as aid.

"Huh. Stranger things have happened, to be fair. Where is Supergirl, anyways?" Jordan asked a bit too curious.

"Kara's pregnant now, so she learns about computers back home. Can't have the baby get punched by someone like Zod, can we?" I asked rhetorically.

I tinge of warning came from the Monitor, and my Sword of Truth flew into my hand and stabbed him in the groin. "The unwritten rules apply to heroes as well, Hal Jordan. If Kara wanted you to know her civilian identity, she would have told you."

Jordan stared at the sword stuck just above his dick. "I knew that. I just..rushed. Please don't cut off my dick, Grey Wizard?"

I waited for a minute, in silence. "I promise not to breach the rules again. Unless it's a big emergency..." Green Lantern muttered in a wary voice, then paled as his mouth gave away the truth.

Haha! The Sword of Truth made him reveal the unsaid part. Oa tech might be very advanced, but magic could side-step technology in a number of ways. Especially divine magic, like this special sword.

I stored the sword, and flicked his nose. "I always know when the rules are breached, Oa tech or not. However, the enforcing part falls to me. And, I do not send rule breachers to an asylum. I prefer to do this." I continued while flaring my Dark Magic and dusting the dead Kryptonians on my new Earth Engine, leaving their armor intact.

"Carbon dust, without a trace of DNA. Reconstitution impossible." Jordan spoke with knowledge from his ring.

"Smoke, in other words." I said with a mild voice, and swirled the dust into a cloud of smoke with my telekinesis, before storing it away. Pure carbon would be useful for some potions, perhaps.

"I have to go, my cat needs fresh milk." Jordan mumbled and phased away.

"That Hal Jordan is a moron, Grey Wizard. And he doesn't have a cat." Deimos observed through a quick scan, promptly pinged to me by the Monitor.

I smiled a bit evil, and nodded towards my droid. "Roger, roger, my lord. Found a thirsty cat for him. A wild bobcat pup, but still a cat. "

Damn, Deimos did read my mind sometimes!

I sat down and placed the mind scanner on my own head, to review what knowledge could be found from a second of mind scanning from the mad scientist.

*Lore +5

*Tech Use +5

I didn't get everything, but at least I knew what holographic strings to pull and tug now. Plus more knowledge how to grow volcanoes. If I was a Sith Lord, I could surely make myself a base under a volcano now.

Lava flowing everywhere, some forcefields to keep away the heat, maybe it wasn't a bad idea. Darth Gore would surely love it. Maybe Talia and Nyssa as well.

I dropped the fantasy, and teleported back to the Earth's Hope.

It was time to deal with Nadira and Car-Vex , the only survivors from the Sword of Rao army.

As soon as I appeared in her cell, Nadira tried to attack me, a bit slower and less skilled the Faora-Ul. That woman was quite special.

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I declined to fight, simply floating with my back on the blue-lit ceiling. "Nadira, right? Do you want Krypton to end with you?" I asked a bit curious, while holding my hands behind my head.

"Go and die, human!" she growled at me, seemingly angry.

"That's quite unlikely, Nadira. I am immortal after all. Anyways, I sent my new terraformer engine to Venus. Soon enough, there will be a New Earth in this star system. Even closer our yellow sun, making Kryptonians far more powerful. Daxamites as well. They also get empowered by our sun." I explained in a patient voice.

"Just the world engine will not be enough. Black Zero has to be positioned at the opposite pole. Our General will never let you..." she began to say, then stopped.

"Indeed. I have the Black Zero too. Krypton lives in you, for now...but I have to be satisfied with your continued existence. Unless you think Superman can give birth to new Kryptonians." I said in a careless voice.

"Without a Growth_codex and a Genesis_chamber , there can be no more Kryptonians. Even if I could make a child, it would only be a pathetic hybrid." Nadira muttered in a sad voice.

"Then you'll be glad to know impregnation is possible. I have special magic genes from my race, called Homo Magi. Not only I can reproduce with Kryptonians, but the kids will be mages as well. You can try for yourself." I offered and dropped a Sage vial into her lap.

Nadira stared at the glowing vial for a few minutes, possibly thinking of a thousand ways to kill me, if she wasn't so weak. Then she drank it.

*Affection +10. 20/100

*Nadira gains +1 MAG, +100 WIS

I held out two more vials, green and brown. "These two potions are similar to the yellow sun's gift. Not as powerful, but good enough. I'll go see if Car-Vex wants to live or die." I explained in a polite voice, and lowered the vials on the floor, just next to her.

And teleported into the next cell.

Car-Vex was a bomb-shell of a beauty, looking identical to Samantha_Win from the movies.

"You! Grey Wizard." the woman shouted and even tried to jump and hit me on the ceiling. Cute, if pointless. Also, quite dumb. I changed strategy at once. Dumb people need to be told directly what to do.

"Aha, you're loser they told me about. Or the retarded one? Faora wasn't clear. Anyways, you're my prisoner, guilty of attempted genocide on my planet. If you want to live, I want 20 kids from you." I spoke in a careless voice.

"...What?" she muttered in surprise.

"Unless you give birth to 20 children for me, I will execute you. Instead, if you do I'll let you live, on New Earth. I'm terraforming Venus now, using that nice engine I just found." I said in a confident voice.

"Ah. Makes sense. You want my superior genes to produce a new ruling class. Very smart, I approve." she said in a equally confident voice.

Perhaps I was better off being a Sith Lord instead. "Excellent. These three potions will bestow you a few powers, such that you don't break into meat strips when I fuck you." I explained next and handed her the three love potions.

Car-Vex drank them without hesitation, and glared at me as if daring me to come down and fuck her silly.

*Affection +10

*Affection +10

*Affection +10 40/100

*Car-Vex gains +1 MAG and +100 WIS

-Due to your high Persuasion, you can use Car-Vex as if she had 80/100 Affection. Children are desired.

I stored my suit and descended naked in front of her, like a Greek God with a golden dick.

"Suck me off first, bitch!" I demanded in a curious voice.

*Affection +1

Car-Vex gulped me in one go, and began face-fucking herself with eager eyes.

"You want to be bred like a bitch, don't you? At least 20 times, but maybe 50?" I asked next.

*Affection +1.

Oh well. I should reach 100/100 quite rapidly at this pace.

"So eager to get fucked, are you?" I wondered as she slobbered all over my dick.

Nothing.

"I'll assume you said 51 Kids now. You sure like dick, bitch!" I exclaimed with a horny voice.

*Affection +1.

Aha! I grabbed her head and began slamming my dick deep into her throat. "You're my bitch now!"

*Affection +1.

Even better. I was quite used to other bitches. I dropped a hand and stored her undersuit, leaving her naked.

"What a pair of boobs on you, bitch. We'll use them to feed my kids." I commented while pawing the amazing boobs for my pleasure.

*Affection +1.

"Turn around, bitch. I want to breed you now." I demanded in a horny voice, and slammed into her wet Kryptonian pussy from behind.

*Affection +1.

Sith Lords had it so easy. The universe favored mean people, here as well as back home.

Anyways, I did a lot of good today, saving the world from another alien invasion. I had to balance the scales now.

And it felt so good doing that.