I swear my toes curled when the goddess kissed me.

Completely different from anything I ever had. Better, greater, yet subtle. My soul trembled inside.

*Ding

You have gained the love of a goddess. Be worthy of her love.

You receive +1 Fate point.

"Wait. Really? I just ask for a kiss and you offer it?" I muttered and drew back a little. The System didn't give false warnings. I knew I wasn't worthy of a goddess.

Diana stared at me in confusion, then touched her lips. "God! What did I do? And why are you the one to point it out?"

"You're supposed to be wiser than this, Diana. You can't be with me, not right now. What next, we go to dinner, maybe, and you offer me a brain-melting blowjob? We're not in the same world." I asked and answered, mostly to myself.

"You're supposed to be the idiot. Why me?" she asked herself and gulped a whiskey bottle in one go.

"Look. Take it slow. Settle your feelings, come back in a thousands years or two. I will wait." I offered in a gentleman's voice.

She glared at me, then punched my shoulder lightly. -1000 THP. "You're scared. Haha!"

"I don't want to ruin this. You can see with Kara. At this kind of power levels, a flare of emotion can break something. Probably me, but also you. Don't fall for my boyish charms, Diana. Be strong!" I demanded in a pleading voice.

Her eyes became wiser, and she touched my lips with her fingers.

*Affection +5. 35/100

"I don't love easily, Wizard. Can't push me away now." she declared in a firm voice.

Damn it. She got more attracted by my wisdom.

"I have other women, Diana. And I'm very busy with work. You're also not the type to go for a threesome." I explained patiently and poured more whiskey.

Diana stared at me, then sighed. "Hmmm. You're right about that. I'll have to think of a way." she mused and flew away, with my bottle.

What? She still didn't give up.

"Wait!" I asked in a spark of genius.

Diana flew back, looking at me with hopeful eyes. "Yes? she asked teasingly.

"Show me your boobs." I said with a wry grin.

Wonder Woman glared at me, fist clenching as if to strike me. Only the one without a bottle though. Amazing self-control.

"Really?" she asked in outrage.

I took out a T-bracelet and placed it on her wrist. "You're right. We're on duty here. Come to my castle tonight. And, don't sprinkle cologne on them, makes it taste bad."

Diana stared at me, then smacked my face with the whiskey bottle. See? I knew it would work. Freedom!

"I'll be there at 9. Have a dinner ready. Candles and all." she demanded in a gruff tone, then flew away.

Fuck! What just happened?

A minute later, J'onn came back in his office and patted my shoulder. "You're fucked now, Wizard. Clean up your act, or else."

I just poured more whiskey. It wouldn't kill me. The whiskey I mean. Diana might. I had too many dark secrets.

Much later, I prepared the castle for visitors, and warned Emilia and Peach to hide. So, of course they didn't.

At 9 PM sharp, Wonder Woman arrived dressed in a familiar green dress, made by Gucci himself. She looked like a goddess in the dress.

Emilia and Peach stared at her just like I was. "My God! You're really here. I hoped Pef was joking." Emilia said in a humble voice.

"Nice to meet you, Emilia and Peach. You may call me Diana." she answered in a kind tone, and went to hug my women.

"Right. So, Diana is a work colleague, you know?" I said in a weak voice.

The three women glared at me for a second, then sat at the table and ignored me. Damn. This was weird.

Peach smirked at me, and eyed the kitchen, for some reason. Oh. Food, right!

I went to bring some food, and sparkly wine. I made pasta and tempura shrimps, so the meal was decent (Peach helped). Soon enough, the girls made friends and chatted cheerfully, changing topics like socks. No, bad analogy. People don't change socks every 10 minutes.

Pef Wizard, billionare, industrialist, Nobel prize for curing cancer, and a superhero in his spare time. And I was stumped. Best to shut up and wait. I did have 150 WIS.

Stolen novel; please report.

"So, either of you tried his Miracle cures?" Diana asked a bit later. By the third bottle.

Emilia and Peach nodded and grinned. "Amazing stuff, especially the latest ones. Copied from my own powers, I think" Peach said in a proud voice.

Diana measured Peach for a second, then shifted towards me. "Not exactly. But, he did grant you Magic. How did he do that? It's impossible."

Peach blushed fiercely. "Dick powers." she muttered in her wine glass.

"You weren't joking, Wizard. What, a blowjob is all it takes?" Wonder Woman asked in a curious tone. Interested even.

*Affection +5. 40/100

Emilia coughed and walked away, not even looking at me. "Work, work, work..." she mumbled like a mantra.

I just sighed.

"Suit up, Orange. Heroics time." I said in a soft voice.

Peach smiled cutely, and waved goodbye, then vanished.

"What did Lady Fortuna say?" I asked in a relaxed voice.

Diana floated and sat down in my lap, then wrapped her hands around me. "She said, and I quote 'Immense potential. If he doesn't waste it on stupid things.' "

"No. I know I'm a genius. I mean about this HIVE attack." I countered and hugged her tightly.

"Ah. Fortuna will help, if things go really bad. She also lives on this planet, after all." Diana said in a light voice.

I let out a relieved sigh. I did have a weapon as backup now.

"But, she wants a Miracle or two. And your apology." Diana added with a smirk.

"No. Absolutely not. I never apologize." I grumbled and left my hands wander, feeling the divine body in my lap.

"Please?" Diana asked in kind doe eyes.

"Maybe, and I mean maybe, if I get a nice blowjob." I whispered and began to kiss her neck.

"Uhhhm. You play a strong card, Wizard." she answered in a hot voice.

Floating gently, I moved us to the couch and continued kissing and licking my goddess. She did actually listen, and didn't spray deodorant on her boobs, which might have changed the taste. It was pure, divine bliss.

Some time later, Diana pushed me down and began returning the favor, her soft tongue drawing circles on my neck and chest, until she reached my steel-hard dick and began to layer saliva on it.

I let her take things slow, and enjoy the feeling. I had plenty of willpower to restrain myself.

Then, she took me in her mouth, and the universe shifted colors for a second. Pleasure so profound, a man could die from this. Most men would.

"This feels nice, Diana. You may come back, one day. I might let you taste me again." I spoke without reason.

She grunted and bit me, then continued without stop. -1000 THP.

*Affection +5. 45/100

Oh. Teasing did work on her.

I placed my hands on her head, and enjoyed her slow pumps. "You're learning, my goddess. In a thousand years, you might become an expert." I continued in a loving voice.

-2000 THP.

Diana bit me again, but began to move faster and deeper. Excellent.

"Turn around. I want to taste you too." I proposed in a horny voice.

She stopped for a moment, then simply placed her leg over me, offering me her pussy to lick. I got 69 by a goddess! Ah. Such a divine nectar.

I might go to Hell for this, but I have tasted Heaven too. So worth it!

Much, much later, we both came and filled our mouths with each other's juice.

*Affection +10. 55/100.

For convincing Wonder Woman to have oral sex, you gain +5 Awareness and +5 Persuasion.

Oh my. System was amazed at my skill too.

*After tasting your Apple Juice, Wonder Woman gains +1 MAG.

*For tasting Wonder Juice, you gain +1 MAG.

"I hope you liked it, Wizard." Diana said in a shy voice.

I hugged her and caressed her perfect skin. I had so many questions.

But I could also shut up. "Mmmm. It was okay. We'll need more practice." I said instead. My mouth was evil, I swear.

Diana groaned and punched my shoulder. -7000 HP.

"I'll come back tomorrow." she said in a decisive voice, then fled from my arms and teleported away.

Okay. If it's stupid but it works...it's still stupid. But it works.