It didn't take a week for the next rule breach to occur, and this time in Gotham, the armpit of Hell on this world.

The Joker had kidnapped Batgirl's mother, and was waiting for her with her mother's severed ring finger, to propose. Propose to marry, that is.

Normal mental shit for the Joker, and not even that far out. But he had involved a hero's family.

Not only that but Alfred, the Batman's butler, was also kidnapped, making this a double breach.

"You crazy fucker! Let my mother go. I'll marry..." Barbara_Gordon shouted as I arrived at her side, and held my hand on her shoulder.

"There's no need for that, Batgirl. For I am here." I spoke in a kind voice, and gently pushed Healing and Fortify spells to remove Joker's toxins.

"A Wizard posing as Grey Wizard? You will regret ruining my wedding!" the Joker yelled, while his face flapped about, only half attached to him.

"My mother! We have to save her." Batgirl shouted as I locked the Joker still with telekinetic binders.

"Orange has gone after her. And Alfred as well." I said in a soft voice, as my telekinetic waves undressed and skinned the Joker and began writing the rules with his intestines.

The Joker just laughed, possibly too insane to care about pain. It still didn't matter. A minute later, there was only a spine with a faceless head attached to it, when Orange appeared with the missing persons.

I dotted the i's with the Joker's eyes, then pulsed my Dark Magic to drain his life away, leaving only dust.

*Ding

You have killed the Joker and drained his lifeforce. +10 MAG, +10 END

For this minor Miracle, you gain +5 Awareness.

*Barbara Gordon, Affection +30 30/100

I blinked as the girl turned and hugged me tight. "Thank you so much, Grey Wizard."

Orange smiled at me, likely detecting the girl's flush.

I patted her back gently. "Let's heal these two first." I whispered and brought the severed finger into my hand.

"Can you put her finger back?" Barbara asked in a hopeful voice.

I just chuckled inward. I could do far more than re-attach a severed finger.

A few spells to hold the finger in place and heal the cut, then a few more heals on Alfred who had been smashed quite badly with a hammer or something. Luckily, the butler was already dosed with my Miracle, so he was a bit more resilient than a regular old man. He would have likely died from this beating otherwise.

"They are both fine now. Thank you so much, you two!" Babara said in a half-wail, while hugging her sleeping mother.

*Affection +10, 40/100.

Now, I might be a married man...but Barbara was a stunning babe. And a blowjob was a decent reward for a minute of hard work.

"Take them home, Orange. I'll need to speak with Batgirl for a while." I said in a calm tone.

"Have fun. Don't do anything I wouldn't do." Orange quipped in a light voice, then flew away with the sleeping persons.

"You look a bit shaken, Batgirl. Fancy a few drinks?" I asked in a polite tone.

"Yeah. That crazy sicko went after my mother..." she muttered and hugged me even tighter.

With a flash of light, I teleported us to my trap lair, and set Batgirl on my couch. Then took out a pair of glasses, a cup of ice and a bottle of scotch.

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"This is where you live? I thought a wizard would have a castle or something. Not a concrete box under the metro rails." she muttered while taking sips of my booze.

"You're a smart girl Barbara. A bit lacking in ability though. I'd have thought Batman had given you a few of my Miracles. He can take them for free at the Justice League, for family." I sighed and set up a white inhaler 4.6 version on the table.

Barbara blinked at me, then took off her mask. "Figures. If even the Joker knew my civilian identity, someone of your power..." she grumbled in her glass.

"Just take the Miracle. It will help with your spinal injury as well." I urged her with a friendly shoulder bump.

"Really? It must be something really potent then." she perked up, and inhaled the Miracle. Sweat poured on her face, as the pain coursed through.

"Hurts a bit, eh?" I commented wryly and sipped some scotch, then turned on the news.

Still the same dark stuff a comics universe threw at you every day. Wars, terrorism and mass-murder, with bits of capes flying around to save a few people.

A felt a pair of hands hug me as Barbara gained some courage. "I don't know how to thank you, Grey Wizard. But I can offer a decent blowjob." she whispered in a soft voice.

My dick hardened so fast. "Sure, why not. Take your time though. I have all night." I said while storing my suit, leaving me only with the headband and its holographic shield.

"Oh my! That's a big boy." Barbara exclaimed, as her small hands grabbed my dick and my balls to play with.

"I was going to fuck Orange tonight, but you're sweet too. At least I hope so." I added for no reason, and sipped more booze.

"Ouuum." Batgirl gulped my dick, while laying down on my couch, her ass a bit high in the air, waiting to be stroked.

So I did, using my free hand to cares her shapely ass while her mouth slurped on my dick, and her hands played with my balls.

While this was going on, my Miracle continued its regeneration, repairing old wounds and scrapes, and then started to regrow lost nerves from where the Joker shot Batgirl in the spine.

A few hours later, Barbara jumped backwards and flexed her body in all sorts of ways. "I'm cured! And I'm so strong now!" Batgirl realized as she jumped from wall to wall for a minute.

I took out the next inhaler, and set it down. " It wasn't a decent blowjob, but you tried. This inhaler can give you flight. Slow flight, but useful to jump from buildings or stuff."

Barbara froze for a moment, eyes fixed on the inhaler.

"I could fly?" she asked in a stunned voice.

"Like a bat." I said with a joking tone.

Batgirl didn't wait and inhaled the X-kryptonite at once. "Owwwww. This hurts!" she muttered in deep pain.

I just sighed. It was only painful. I took a dozen of these everyday just to train my Perks.

Batgirl rose in the air, and swam a little, waving her arms like a bat in flight. "Amazing! Worth the pain for sure."

*Affection +10, 50/100.

I smiled at the notification, just as Batgirl began to undress at speed. "I was almost married to the Joker tonight. Might as well reward you properly, big dick wizard."

Then Barbara floated over me and impaled herself on my spear, her red hair floating around, while I played with her perks boobs. Saving people was its own reward.