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Special Story: L’appel Du Vide

Special Story: L’appel Du Vide

April 22nd, 2027

7:51 PM

[Chatroom opened. Logged in as: riffraff.]

[During your conversation, please adhere to all guidelines of L’appel Du Vide.]

[Time remaining: 9 minutes, 59 seconds. All messages will be deleted upon expiration.]

SunlightInRain: hey

riffraff: hey.

SunlightInRain: sorry to bother u but do u have a min?

riffraff: sure what’s up?

SunlightInRain: i wanna rant a bit. hope u don’t mind

riffraff: of course.

SunlightInRain: so here’s the thing

SunlightInRain: i’m a girl. been dating my boyfriend for 2 years

SunlightInRain: but i‘m realizing… i’m not rly into guys

SunlightInRain: like,,, i have this female friend

SunlightInRain: literally a goddess. personality n looks both 12/10 and loves cooking

SunlightInRain: i know i should break up w my bf but idk how he’s gonna react

riffraff: i see. sounds like you really like your friend.

riffraff: and you’re worried that your boyfriend will be upset.

SunlightInRain: yea. should i just talk to him about it?

riffraff: if you want to. have you mentioned this to him before?

SunlightInRain: nope

SunlightInRain: hm i gotta say something then

SunlightInRain: thanks i appreciate it

riffraff: uh, i am not sure how i helped?

riffraff: but i’m glad to be of service.

[SunlightInRain has ended the conversation.]

[Chatroom closed. All messages will now be deleted.]

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April 22nd, 2027

7:56 PM

[Chatroom opened. Logged in as: riffraff.]

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ilovetoads: buy toad

ilovetoads: ?

ilovetoads: hello pls buy

riffraff: thank you for the offer, but i must decline.

ilovetoads: no

ilovetoads: buy toad

ilovetoads: really beutiful

riffraff: i’m good. really.

ilovetoads: buy

ilovetoads: pls

ilovetoads: pls

[ilovetoads has sent a friend request.]

ilovetoads: pls

[You have ended the conversation.]

[Chatroom closed. All messages will now be deleted.]

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April 22nd, 2027

7:59 PM

[Chatroom opened. Logged in as: riffraff.]

[During your conversation, please adhere to all guidelines of L’appel Du Vide.]

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matchless: yo

riffraff: hey.

[No messages have been sent for 5 minutes.]

[Chatroom will expire automatically in 2 minutes.]

riffraff: hello?

riffraff: are you there?

matchless: yea i’m waiting for u to say something dude

riffraff: oh, i apologize. usually people talk to me first.

matchless: well talk then

matchless: also y r u using punctuation lmao u think ur aristotle

riffraff: it’s just my way of speech.

matchless: ok then who r u

riffraff: i am riffraff.

matchless: r u dumb

matchless: of course ur riffraff

matchless: real name

riffraff: sorry. my name is raphael. i am a freelance animator.

matchless: fancy

matchless: y r u on l’appel du vide and not animating then

matchless: lazy lazy

riffraff: well… i am technically collecting ideas for my next character.

riffraff: by observing others, if you will.

matchless: oh rly

matchless: i’m collecting ideas too

matchless: l’appel du vide has lots of different personalities

matchless: even weird ones like u lmao

riffraff: uh… i’m not sure what you mean by weird.

matchless: u talk like a 60 yr old man

matchless: raphael r u a 60 yr old man

riffraff: absolutely not.

matchless: LMAO

matchless: how r u collecting ideas

matchless: i’m curious

riffraff: you’d like to hear my thoughts?

matchless: yea duh why else would i ask

riffraff: ah, alright.

riffraff: animation is all about creating personality through shapes, colors and lines.

riffraff: sharp lines and dark shades make a character evil.

riffraff: but light hues and round shapes make a character kind.

riffraff: l’appel du vide doesn’t need aesthetics or appearances to show personalities.

riffraff: i can just chat and discover a character… which i believe is fascinating.

matchless: oh wow u have brain cells

matchless: hm

matchless: i wonder if animation is mightier than the pen

matchless: i’m a writer

matchless: i show personalities in my characters too

matchless: but i use words instead of visuals

matchless: looks like ur also just looking and not participating

matchless: wow i didn’t realize i’d find someone like me

riffraff: by the way, may i ask who you are?

matchless: reia valentina

riffraff: that’s a wonderful name.

matchless: lol what

matchless: do u not recognize me

matchless: i’m reia

matchless: THE reia

matchless: the top-selling author

matchless: look it up if u don’t believe me

riffraff: i see. it seems like you’ve written a series called “listen to the snow.”

riffraff: that’s quite fascinating.

matchless: r u kidding

matchless: dude

matchless: that series is like the biggest trend lol have u never heard of it

matchless: i’m literally a celebrity everybody knows me

riffraff: i am unfamiliar. i haven’t been keeping up with pop culture.

matchless: wow

matchless: ur rly weird

[matchless has sent a friend request.]

riffraff: ah i apologize, but i don’t accept friend requests. i’m just here to collect quick ideas.

matchless: bruh what

matchless: how lonely r u lol

matchless: well i mean

matchless: i have rly good ideas

matchless: otherwise i wouldn’t be the best author

matchless: add me and i can help u think

riffraff: well, i’ve never added anyone before. i’m not sure how to make friends.

matchless: then add me duh

matchless: also what kinda loser r u lmao

matchless: i’ll b ur first friend

riffraff: ah, alright.

[You have accepted matchless’s friend request.]

[Conversation added to Friendship Archive.]

riffraff: friendship archive?

matchless: ehh i’ll explain later i’m hungry

matchless: so many fans but nobody sends me food

matchless: bye raphael

[matchless has ended the conversation.]

[Chatroom closed. Friendship messages will not be deleted.]

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April 22nd, 2027

8:10 PM

[Friendship Archive with matchless opened. Logged in as: riffraff.]

[Replay conversation?] [yes] [no]

riffraff: yes

[Replaying conversation from April 22nd, 2027 at 7:59 PM.]

[Friendship Archive closed.]

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April 22nd, 2027

8:20 PM

[Friendship Archive with matchless opened. Logged in as: riffraff.]

[Replay conversation?] [yes] [no]

riffraff: yes

[Replaying conversation from April 22nd, 2027 at 7:59 PM.]

[Friendship Archive closed.]

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April 23rd, 2027

9:43 AM

[Chatroom opened. Logged in as: riffraff.]

[During your conversation, please adhere to all guidelines of L’appel Du Vide.]

[Time remaining: 9 minutes, 59 seconds. All messages will be deleted upon expiration.]

KingOfTheShadowRealm1: YO BRO LISTEN

riffraff: yes…?

KingOfTheShadowRealm1: I’M LIKE SO MAD RIGHT NOW

KingOfTheShadowRealm1: MY BEST FRIEND BETRAYED ME

riffraff: oh dear.

riffraff: what happened?

KingOfTheShadowRealm1: I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND WITH HIM

KingOfTheShadowRealm1: AND I JUST WANTED TO SIT ON THE TOP OF THE SLIDE

KingOfTheShadowRealm1: BUT THIS IDIOT PUSHED ME AND I SLID OFF

KingOfTheShadowRealm1: I CLIMBED UP AGAIN

KingOfTheShadowRealm1: AND HTEN HE PUSHED ME AGAIN

KingOfTheShadowRealm1: ASDKAHSFIUHFAISHF

riffraff: i’m very sorry to hear that.

riffraff: have you talked to him after that?

KingOfTheShadowRealm1: NO I BLOCKED HIM ON ROBLOX

KingOfTheShadowRealm1: ALL I WANT IS AN APOLOGY

KingOfTheShadowRealm1: BUT HE’S NOT SAYING ANYTHING AT ALL

riffraff: i’m not a roblox expert, but…

riffraff: i think he can’t send messages to you if you blocked him.

KingOfTheShadowRealm1: o yeah i didn’t think of that

KingOfTheShadowRealm1: THANK YOU STRANGER I’M GOING NOW

[KingOfTheShadowRealm1 has ended the conversation.]

[Chatroom closed. All messages will now be deleted.]

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April 23rd, 2027

9:54 AM

[Chatroom opened. Logged in as: riffraff.]

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matchless: hey loser

riffraff: hi reia. by the way, does this chatroom not expire?

matchless: of course it doesn’t

matchless: chatrooms with friends don’t expire

matchless: also r u not gonna yell at me for calling u loser

riffraff: well, i’d like it if you could refer to me by my real name.

riffraff: but i understand if that’s just the way you talk.

matchless: holy

matchless: do u have a spine

riffraff: yes. i don’t think i could live without one.

matchless: bruhh ur stupid

matchless: i mean figuratively

matchless: i know i text kinda crazy this but i’m still an author

matchless: top-selling btw

matchless: by spine i mean courage

matchless: do u have courage to yell at me

matchless: it’s like u never stand up to people and u don’t talk about urself either

riffraff: i don’t really see a problem?

riffraff: i’m just here to collect ideas. i don’t really need to get involved.

riffraff: so it’s fine if you call me loser.

matchless: so heartless lol

matchless: ur saying that u don’t care about about the people u talk to

matchless: that’s gonna make u lonely u know

riffraff: well… they’re just inspirations for my ideas, after all.

matchless: wowww

matchless: so they’re just characters to u

matchless: haha

riffraff: yes, actually. people think i’m very weird if i tell them that.

riffraff: so i simply don’t tell them anything at all.

matchless: lmao

matchless: i get what u mean

riffraff: you do?

matchless: duh i do i’m an author

matchless: how many times do i have to tell u

riffraff: really??

matchless: lol honestly that “really??” has more emotion than u ever texted with

matchless: and yes

matchless: as an author i know exactly what ur saying

matchless: to see, to hear, to touch, to taste, to smell—but never to be a part of the world

matchless: u live as an outsider, a stranger

matchless: humanity is a fishbowl, and ur looking into it from a realm beyond the glass

riffraff: that’s… a very wonderful description.

matchless: yea duh

matchless: that’s why i’m the best author u’ve ever met

riffraff: yes. i can definitely see that you’re an insightful thinker.

riffraff: thank you for that.

riffraff: that made me feel… understood. it’s a nice feeling.

matchless: oh ho ho

matchless: now ur flattering me

matchless: keep the compliments coming next time

matchless: i’m gonna take a nap

riffraff: ah goodbye already?

[matchless has ended the conversation.]

[Chatroom closed. Friendship messages will not be deleted.]

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April 23rd, 2027

10:01 AM

[Friendship Archive with matchless opened. Logged in as: riffraff.]

[Replay conversation?] [yes] [no]

riffraff: YE S

riffraff: oops.

riffraff: yes

[Replaying conversation from April 23rd, 2027 at 9:54 AM.]

[Friendship Archive closed.]

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April 23rd, 2027

11:32 AM

[Chatroom opened. Logged in as: riffraff.]

[During your conversation, please adhere to all guidelines of L’appel Du Vide.]

[Time remaining: 9 minutes, 59 seconds. All messages will be deleted upon expiration.]

quirkylady: hi :)

riffraff: good morning.

quirkylady: what’s on your for-you page?

riffraff: pardon?

quirkylady: like the explore page on instagram >.<

quirkylady: i have celebrity feeds, album recommendations, and light academia aesthetics

quirkylady: also cooking vids and fashion updates :D

riffraff: oh that’s wonderful to hear.

riffraff: i don’t really use instagram much.

quirkylady: then tiktok? snapchat?

riffraff: forgive my miscommunication. i actually don’t use social media overall.

riffraff: l’appel du vide is an exception… since it’s anonymous.

quirkylady: ummm why?

riffraff: because i’m an animator, and i’m collecting ideas for my next character.

riffraff: talking to people and hearing about their life inspires me.

riffraff: i don’t really get attached though, since i’m just harvesting ideas.

quirkylady: ??? i don’t get it :(

riffraff: hmm i added my first friend yesterday and she put this in good terms.

quirkylady: wow that’s kinda sad

quirkylady: are you a loner… lol

riffraff: it’s more like… humanity is a fishbowl, and you’re looking into it.

riffraff: like you’re observing the fish, but not one of the fish.

quirkylady: haha… what…

riffraff: sorry for the rant. i just thought her idea was amazing.

riffraff: what do you think?

[quirkylady has ended the conversation.]

[Chatroom closed. All messages will now be deleted.]

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April 23rd, 2027

11:42 AM

[Chatroom opened. Logged in as: riffraff.]

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matchless: yo what’s up my favorite loser

riffraff: hello reia.

riffraff: well… i just got cut off during a conversation. the girl was probably bored of me.

riffraff: ah, sorry for talking. i don’t want to bore you, either.

matchless: nah homie just say it

riffraff: “homie”?

matchless: bruh it’s slang term for friend

matchless: shut up and tell me

riffraff: alright so… she started talking to me about for-you pages and social media.

riffraff: and i told her that i didn’t use social media, since l’appel du vide is all i need.

riffraff: i brought up the fishbowl metaphor because it’s a good description of why.

riffraff: like you said, i am an outsider in this world.

matchless: LOLOLOLOL

matchless: and she closed the chat didn’t she

matchless: lmao i bet she was super confused

riffraff: i’m not sure what’s funny…?

matchless: she dumb

matchless: she doesn’t understand complex themes

matchless: btw buddy

matchless: i’m literally a god-level author

matchless: but i talk like a hoodlum lmao

matchless: have you ever wondered why

riffraff: no, i haven’t. but now i would like to know.

matchless: it’s because some people r just stupid

matchless: a follower and never a leader

matchless: she probably likes following social media trends and that’s all

matchless: but would she consider the abstract networks between users?

matchless: the existence of stereotypes? standards? information maneuvers?

matchless: there exists a world full of impact and theory—she just chooses to be blind

riffraff: i see. it seems that she simply doesn’t think as far as we do.

matchless: duh that’s why i’m reia valentina and she isn’t

matchless: that’s why we can see from outside the fishbowl

riffraff: you sound like you’re proud of being a great author.

riffraff: i mean… it’s a worthy thing to be proud of.

matchless: LMAO

matchless: yes worship me

riffraff: uh…

riffraff: actually, that’s something i’ve been considering since our last chat.

riffraff: if you’re an outsider, or in other words, a god that looks into the fishbowl…

riffraff: doesn’t that make you… lonely?

riffraff: maybe people will worship you, but they’re fish in the end and they’re… different.

matchless: how i possibly be lonely

matchless: how

matchless: how

matchless: how

matchless: how

matchless: raphael u fool

matchless: i’m not the one without friends lol

matchless: i have fans asking for my autograph everyday

matchless: look at urself then talk to me about loneliness

riffraff: you mean…

matchless: yes idiot ur the one that’s lonely

matchless: and sorry lmao i gtg right now

riffraff: wait!

riffraff: don’t tell me you’re leaving again…

matchless: talk to me once u add another friend then

matchless: introduce urself in ur next little idea hunt

matchless: become a fish in the fishbowl and tell me what it’s like

[matchless has ended the conversation.]

[Chatroom closed. Friendship messages will not be deleted.]

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April 23rd, 2027

12:03 PM

[Friendship Archive with matchless opened. Logged in as: riffraff.]

[Replay conversation?] [yes] [no]

riffraff: yes

[Replaying conversation from April 23rd, 2027 at 11:42 AM.]

[Friendship Archive closed.]

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April 23rd, 2027

12:14 PM

[Friendship Archive with matchless opened. Logged in as: riffraff.]

[Replay conversation?] [yes] [no]

riffraff: yes

[Replaying conversation from April 23rd, 2027 at 11:42 AM.]

[Friendship Archive closed.]

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April 23rd, 2027

6:32 PM

[Chatroom opened. Logged in as: riffraff.]

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ChlorineOverload: hey man

riffraff: good evening.

ChlorineOverload: u work out?

riffraff: no, sorry.

riffraff: uh…

riffraff: i’m actually an animator here to collect some ideas.

ChlorineOverload: oh

ChlorineOverload: then idk if i can help lmao

ChlorineOverload: i’m not a hero or anything

riffraff: you don’t have to be one.

riffraff: not every main character is a hero. some are even side characters to others.

ChlorineOverload: but i’m pretty sure they wouldn’t do what i’m doing

riffraff: well, what are you doing?

ChlorineOverload: i’m quitting swim

ChlorineOverload: it’s a sport i’ve done for 12 yrs

ChlorineOverload: and i don’t think i’m cut out for it man

riffraff: why not? it sounds like something you love.

ChlorineOverload: not anymore

ChlorineOverload: i’m realizing… i want to win

ChlorineOverload: but i look at my medals and they’re all silver or bronze

ChlorineOverload: i’m always milliseconds off first place

ChlorineOverload: and even when i improve i don’t improve as much as others

riffraff: ah i understand.

riffraff: but surely you can still enjoy the sport itself?

ChlorineOverload: no lol

ChlorineOverload: i can’t show off swim to anyone if i’m this bad man

riffraff: but you don’t have to show off, right?

riffraff: like a fish that swims its own way, whether it’s in the ocean or the fishbowl.

[You have sent a friend request.]

ChlorineOverload: sorry man but u sound like my coach

ChlorineOverload: don’t get started on the passion stuff plz

ChlorineOverload: honestly idk what i’m doing… a stranger isn’t gonna change my mind

[ChlorineOverload has ended the conversation.]

[Chatroom closed. All messages will now be deleted.]

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April 23rd, 2027

6:43 PM

[Chatroom opened. Logged in as: riffraff.]

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SystemMessage: Good evening.

SystemMessage: The previous user you chatted with has planted malware on your device.

SystemMessage: For swift containment, please send your account’s email and password.

riffraff: what…?

SystemMessage: You currently have 8 malware warnings on your device.

SystemMessage: Please send your account info so we can fix the issue.

SystemMessage: Thank you for your cooperation.

riffraff: ah, let me add you first.

[You have sent a friend request.]

riffraff: wait.

[You have revoked your friend request.]

riffraff: since when did l’appel du vide have system users?

riffraff: i thought all system messages were sent in brackets and italics.

SystemMessage: This is one of our new features.

SystemMessage: You can view our changelogs in the Updates Log tab.

riffraff: ah, i read it a while back but didn’t see this feature.

riffraff: there hasn’t been updates since then.

SystemMessage: …u actually read those?

SystemMessage: wtf lmao

riffraff: by any chance, are you a hacker?

[SystemMessage has ended the conversation.]

[Chatroom closed. All messages will now be deleted.]

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April 23rd, 2027

6:57 PM

[Chatroom opened. Logged in as: riffraff.]

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ilovetoads: buy toad

ilovetoads: pls buy very cheap and beutiful

riffraff: you’re kidding me…

ilovetoads: no

ilovetoads: toad is best quality

ilovetoads: really nice

riffraff: why do you like toads?

ilovetoads: toad jump

ilovetoads: also croak

ilovetoads: toad green

ilovetoads: i love toads

[ilovetoads has sent a friend request.]

ilovetoads: pls buy

ilovetoads: worth it

ilovetoads: pls

riffraff: alright…

[You have accepted matchless’s friend request.]

[Conversation added to Friendship Archive.]

ilovetoads: YAY FIRST TOAD SOLD

ilovetoads: SO HAPPY

ilovetoads: THANK A LOT

riffraff: ah, i’m glad you’re happy.

riffraff: how can i pay for a toad?

ilovetoads: YAY TOAD

[ilovetoads has ended the conversation.]

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April 23rd, 2027

7:51 PM

[Chatroom opened. Logged in as: riffraff.]

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riffraff: reia!

riffraff: i made a friend! just as you asked.

riffraff: i was first ignored by this swimmer that wanted to quit.

riffraff: then i was nearly hacked by a scammer.

riffraff: and then…

riffraff: well, i didn’t quite make a sophisticated acquaintance.

riffraff: but nonetheless, that person is now my friend.

riffraff: they love toads.

[No messages have been sent for 5 minutes.]

[Chatroom will expire automatically in 2 minutes.]

riffraff: reia?

[No messages have been sent for 5 minutes.]

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riffraff: reia, are you there?

[The conversation has expired.]

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April th, 2027

9:43 AM

[Chatroom opened. Logged in as: riffraff.]

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riffraff: what is the meaning of this?!

riffraff: “legendary author reia valentina declares goodbye to writing”

riffraff: “to her fans disappointment, her best-selling series will remain unfinished forever”

riffraff: what are you doing??

[No messages have been sent for 5 minutes.]

[Chatroom will expire automatically in 2 minutes.]

riffraff: reia!

[No messages have been sent for 5 minutes.]

[Chatroom will expire automatically in 2 minutes.]

[The conversation has expired.]

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April 27th, 2027

10:00 AM

[Chatroom opened. Logged in as: riffraff.]

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riffraff: reia!!

matchless: hey raphael

matchless: i spooked u didn’t i

riffraff: yes you did!!

riffraff: i’m sorry for yelling. please let me know what’s going on.

matchless: oh ho ho why u so emotional

riffraff: well…

riffraff: i’m worried.

riffraff: like… maybe you suddenly quit because you’re sad.

riffraff: i recently talked to this swimmer that quit because he couldn’t win.

riffraff: he sounded really defeated and i thought it might’ve happened to you.

riffraff: yeah i think i’m worried.

matchless: what do u mean u think so wishy washy lmao

matchless: but i’m very flattered to hear that ur worried about me

matchless: u know

matchless: as i was talking to u i realized how similar we were

matchless: we’re both stuck outside the fishbowl

matchless: we’re both looking inside, trying to make our own paper fish

matchless: but neither of us know what it’s like to be a fish or how to live among them

riffraff: you mean… we’re both outsiders to this world.

matchless: ah i knew i could count on u to understand

matchless: i’m a “legendary” author and ur a nameless animator

matchless: and either way we’re alone

matchless: the whole world is reading my books but i’m writing them alone

matchless: my fans care more about the series than about me

riffraff: i see.

riffraff: i think i get what you’ve been telling me all this time.

riffraff: everybody tells me their stories, joys, worries… but i have no one to talk to.

riffraff: as much i talk to people, i am still alone. is that what you mean?

riffraff: i am indeed a loser.

matchless: LMAO precisely

matchless: HOWEVER

matchless: u have me

matchless: and that toad guy apparently

matchless: we’ll all be outsiders together—resigned to a fate of solitude

matchless: ironically that’s a shared fate

riffraff: you’re right…

riffraff: you’re my first friend.

matchless: of course i am

matchless: and just because i’m stopping that series doesn’t mean i’m gonna stop writing

matchless: i might not be the best author but i’m still the best writer

matchless: literally the best in the universe

matchless: also

matchless: animators need a scriptwriter don’t u think

riffraff: that sounds wonderful. it’d be an honor.

matchless: YEA

matchless: see raphael

matchless: this is gonna be such a fun journey

matchless: i knew it was good to take the risk and end that series

matchless: we’re gonna be the top-selling production team at this point

matchless: here’s to freedom, friendship, excitement, and plenty more fish-watching

matchless: we r officially off to explore the void and the world beyond the fishbowl

riffraff: and what about the toad guy?

matchless: r u serious

matchless: bro

matchless: bro

matchless: bro

matchless: after that whole speech u bring up the toad dude

riffraff: well, they weren’t able to sell any toads until i said yes.

riffraff: they’re an outsider, too.

matchless: well

matchless: i guess ur not wrong

matchless: LOL then i get to be the second person to ever buy a toad from them

matchless: i’m so awesome

riffraff: yes you are. and thank you very much.

riffraff: here’s to seeing the lake, the ocean, and everything outside the fishbowl!

riffraff: but first, i’m hungry. and i’d like a nap.

matchless: RAPHAEL

matchless: JUST BECAUSE I DID IT TO U

riffraff: goodbye, reia.

[riffraff has ended the conversation.]

[Chatroom closed. Friendship messages will not be deleted.]

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April 27th, 2027

10:23 AM

[Friendship Archive with matchless opened. Logged in as: riffraff.]

[Replay conversation?] [yes] [no]

riffraff: yes :)

riffraff: dear me.

riffraff: yes

[Replaying conversation from April 27th, 2027 at 10:00 AM.]

[Friendship Archive closed.]

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April 27th, 2027

10:42 AM

[Friendship Archive with matchless opened. Logged in as: riffraff.]

[Replay conversation?] [yes] [no]

riffraff: yes

[Replaying conversation from April 27th, 2027 at 10:00 AM.]

[Friendship Archive closed.]

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April 27th, 2027

10:56 AM

[Friendship Archive with matchless opened. Logged in as: riffraff.]

[Replay conversation?] [yes] [no]

riffraff: yes

[Replaying conversation from April 27th, 2027 at 10:00 AM.]

[Friendship Archive closed.]

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