Pigsney (noun): a darling

“Oh! I can’t believe they would hurt you like that!”

“I know, right? All I said was that she looked ugly. I was just telling the truth, y’know? And they had the audacity to tell me that I was wrong.”

“That’s so unreasonable! Obviously you didn’t mean any harm.”

“Yeah… You’re the only person who gets what I mean.”

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“I always do, I know that you’re always right.”

“Hah… Thanks. I’m really glad to have you around. All these people are constantly telling me that I’m a narcissist, that I only care about how I feel and nobody else. Of course I think they’re wrong, but it’s great to have someone support me.”

“I’m just embracing you regardless of your flaws. No one is perfect, we both understand that.”

“You’re right, hehe. Shall we go grab a drink now? I won’t be spending this time with anyone else, so you better be grateful!”

“Aah! I’d love to be with you. Go ahead and pick the location, I’ll be happy wherever you go.”

“Aww… you’re the best!”

“No, you are!”