Not A Chapter
Well… duh.
This is the penultimate post on TotBP!
And thus: Pertinent Song Extract!
“When you wish upon a star ♪♫
Makes no difference who you are ♫
♩♫ Anything your heart desires
Will come to you. ♩”
– Jiminy Cricket.
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Um… I didn’t remember those lyrics as well as I thought. “Makes no matter who you are”? Really Disney?
*coughCOUGHcoughhitlercoughCOUGH*
Damnit, that… written… cough.
Have you ever had the written cough? It’s horrible. And my fingers sneeze too.
People think I’ve hand seizures. But I tell them: “No. I’ve got the written cough.”
They don’t believe me.
Doc. You’re side-tracking already.
Am I? Oh. I am.
Thank you for pointing that out… me.
*sigh*
…I need more friends.
What am I saying? I don’t need more friends.
I need friends.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha–ahhhhhh…
A-ny-way. Four months ago, on the 13th of Mars 2016, I po– Was it so long ago already? How times flies. I would have sworn–
Side-tracking.
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…and I wonder why I never get anything done.
So, on the 13-03-2016 I posted a message announcing the future return of Tales of the Blood Princess. Well, to whoever whished Elric’s return upon a star, and knew someday their princess would come (back), I announce, proclaim, declare:
Soon it will be a done thing!
Is this something you can say? “A done thing”? Whatever. Me non-english native talker don’t not not give a care because me writer and me decide! Voilà!
You’re ridiculous.
Shut up, Brain.
Now pay attention because this is the only sentence you deranged addicts dear readers really care about…
Ready?
Sure?
Here it comes:
╭☆╯ ╭☆╯ ╭☆╯ ▲ ▲ ▲ ╰☆╮ ╰☆╮ ╰☆╮
The first part of the prologue will be online before the end of the month.
╰☆╮ ╰☆╮ ╰☆╮ ▼ ▼ ▼ ╭☆╯ ╭☆╯ ╭☆╯
Emphasized enough for you?
It’s okay. You can leave now. Bye-bye. See you in ten days.
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Still there? What for?
^~^
Okay. A couple more info.
So, yes. I said “first part” of the prologue. There are three. Because I never learnt to do things fast. Tehee~.
I won’t go into much details about the changes to the story, because, let’s be honest, there had be no real development by the time I dropped it last time. So: surprise! But I’ve tried to put in more plot… tried. Hehehe… It’s still mostly a slice-of-life kind of story. (And honestly, the beginning is still the beginning: undead, Nutrek, Kansas and castle in Nowhere.)
I mean… The first volume is called:
> Wrote:
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> Book 0:
> Enter, the Reckless Imbecile!
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> Love what you're reading? Discover and support the author on the platform they originally published on.
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> Welcome to Untold Tales!
Book 0. Because I don’t consider the story started until the introduction of the main gal… well, the main real girl.
BECAUSE
THIS
IS
A
ROMANCE!!
DAMMIT!!!
So… yeah. Still a slow start. But… Oh, well. You’ll judge by yourselves. And, with luck, I will be able to dodge the tomatoes.
I hate tomatoes.
Also, I changed the title. Not that you care much I bet. I worked a little on a cover. (“WORK ON THE CHAPTERS YOU BUFFOON!!!” “Yeah, yeah…”).
As you can tell by the hearts, this is a romance. Did I mention that already?
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No I didn’t misspell HTTP.
And here’s an attempt at a synopsis:
> Wrote: My name is Nicolas. Nicolas Siegel.
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> People say I’m weird.
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> I don’t know why, and the voice in my head won’t tell me.
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> Oh well…
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> Wan’ a cookie?
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> This is a story about an atypical player in a typical VR fantasy game, (re)written by an author who still sucks at delivering synopsises. Follow the adventures of Nicolas Siegel, alias Elric Walker, alias the Wandering Knight, alias the Reckless Imbecile, alias [spoiler], a young man afflicted with mild sociopathy and worsening schizophrenia as he travels the virtual world of Untold Tales, battling against goblins, paved roads and undead squirrels, and maybe find love.
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> Author’s Note: I swear this is a romance!
Oh. Side note. I’m working on a patreon page. Yes, yes. Booooh. Bad greedy author. $_$
In any case, I won’t activate it until I’m sure I can deliver a steady flow of chapters – and until I figure out exactly how that thing works. Hahaha. Me and money stuff… *sigh*
I won’t either do stuff like sponsored chapters. Not that I have anything against authors who do that. It’s just that sponsored chapters mean a schedule and sticking to it… and… it’s just… not my thing. It will only be there so that if you, yes you beloved readers, can’t bear the thought of poor little me working at something that I extremely enjoy without receiving money I currently don’t need… Well, I wouldn’t want you to suffer, now would I? *evil shark smirk*
On that subject, people really need to stop being judgemental of sharks. It’s not their fault they’re carnivorous killing machines with more teeth than an Australian centipede has legs. Sharks are not evil, they’re misunderstood. They just want hugs. But they can’t. Because they’re sharks. They don’t have arms. So they hug you with their mouth. And… well… School Day– I mean: Jaws.
Common mistake. Both have blood, and boats.
Well, that’s it. I leave you with this song from the great Scatman John, which hopefully will get stuck in your head until I eventually release something.
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PS: I lied… I do have friends.
PPS: Papope paraparapa pi pa po pe!