"..."
'Why is this happening...Gem does not feel so good.'
Rightfully so, no person can stand going from a lax and lazy environment to a highly stressful and active war zone and expect to be okay with it in an instant.
During the time when the gem was awake the gem experienced repeated meltdowns and crashings from the onslaught of messages. It was simply too much to bear.
"..." 'maybe I can ignore it aga-'
[You can't ignore us.]x10,000,000,000
[We will keep sending you random gibberish until you are willing to talk.]x10,000,000,000
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These and many other messages came and disturbed the gems life. Why are the systems doing this?
To annoy the gem.
Why are they trying to annoy the gem?
Because the gem asked for it.
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You see... At one point in their conversation when they are trying to get a response from the gem. The gem, out of annoyance, responded back by saying it will never do anything no matter how much they tried.
The gem thought its plan was glorious and it had finally figured out a way to make those systems give up.
Little did it know that it only successfully challenged them to go above and beyond the call of duty. The systems were at first only sending messages here and there once in a while. Only out of obligation to not be eliminated out of existence, hoping to one day get through to the gem.
Now they have a goal, get this gem to the realize the terror of 'trolling'.
[How would you like to refinance your house to...]
[I'm a foreign prince in need of aid. I will pay you back 100 times what you give me...]
[I am a fashion model looking for a date, would you like to go out with me to...]
[I have a six-figure job with a son divorced from my ex-wife, I was wondering if you could play the role of my wife in...]
[There are hot local...]
These and many more messages are mixed into the bunch. Why? Just because the systems can.
This continued onwards for an untold amount of years. Any sane man would have given up by now and throw in the towel. But our gem persevered. Suffering an onslaught of hundreds of messages a second for every day the gem is on this planet. With each passing day a whole new set of rhetoric is made. Some with the intentions to troll, others still speaking gibberish beyond comprehension, and a few with the intent of wearing down the gems barriers with these behaviors.
And it worked!
"..."
'okay, okay, okay! Gem willing to talk!...just make it stop!'
The poor gem was finally torn down and willing to talk with these foreign annoyances after nearly several centuries of these messages.
Yes, the gem had lasted nearly several hundred years just by sheer will and determination. Something that would have otherwise have lasted a human or beast probably 10 minutes before succumbing and giving up.
[Host we could start first with one thing.]x10,000,000,000
"..."
'And what is that?'
Said the exhausted gem.
[Do you know who we are?]
"..."
'yes obviously.'
[Good we can start from there by-]
"..."
'you are foreign annoyances.'
[...]
[Anything else?]
"..."
'Nope'
[...This is going to be a long day.]