"I give up... No words seem to get through this stubborn crystal...And this crystal is too damn hard to break! Why can't you die peacefully where I don't have to hear your annoying voice!"
[I felt like I finally found my soulmate, I should have been bonded with her.]
"..."
'you can not stop the greatness of gem! Gem is life, gem is love! You know Gem's friends agree with gem and devote their cause to praising gem!'
Again... Those are just shiny gems with no consciousness in them. They're not devoting their cause, they don't have a consciousness to devote to.
[Sigh... if only you are as quiet as your 'friends'.]
"Well your friends must not have a brain!"
[Uh...your right about that.]
"..."
'Gems friends don't need something so irrelevant! Just devote their time to admiring gems! Gem is sharing all of gems senses to gems friends so gems friends can admire gems more!'
"That's impossible! You can't possibly share all your senses with so many friends, all your minds will get confused and mixed up to the point where you fail to even think."
"..."
'gem doesn't have that problem! Gems friends all silently admire and praise gems. They don't need to think.'
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"Impossible!"
[Uh, actually gem really is connected to each and every gem. It's just that they don't have any minds...]
[The irony of someone stumbling upon the truth and then admitting it to them as true... Only for it to be denied.]
Gem seems to be getting frustrated as well, only appropriate for gem after annoying and frustrating the system.
"If you are really that adamant, show me."
"..."
'huh?'
"Go on, show me proof. Where your friends at? Show me that you're connected to everyone and that they're all admiring gems."
"..."
'uh...hey-'
[No. We made a deal that you don't get to go back to your cave full of friends in space until after 1,000 years from now. Otherwise, I won't help you find more of your friends out in space and gather them together.]
"..."
'so uh... gem can't reach Gem's friends, they are out in space in a fortified super base with gems piled up to mountain size. You just have to trust gems words.'
[...Very persuasive.]
The irony.
"... Do you really expect me to believe that your friends exist..."
"..."
'Yes.'
"And your friends are in space..."
"..."
'Yes.'
"...In a fortified super Base..."
"..."
'Yes, also the fortified super Base has energy cannons that can a carve up mountains and a star destroyer's main gun that uses the power from the center of the Sun, don't ask how I got there, to unleash a world ending blast. The walls are made of the strongest substances known to ever exist in our solar system and a bit further beyond to unknown destroyed planets. Gem found them after gem broke them from hitting Gem's body too fast.'
"...So your telling me... You somehow went into the center of the Sun, destroyed planets outside our solar system, and somehow bring all this back to make a super Base..."
"..."
'Yes.'
"... Not only that, there are mountain size amounts of gems inside the base... More than what you could find on a single planet..."
"..."
'Yes.'
"...And you suddenly miraculously cannot contact or reach them out in space right now when I asked you..."
"..."
'Yes.'
"...I see."
"..."
'That's great you could finally understand gem.'
"So you're a liar, a narcissistic liar."
"...'
'NO! Gem is telling the truth!'
[Where's the popcorn when you need it.]
Already got mine.