Fyorei was XXX years old, so he was bound to see some weird sh*t occur in his life.

For instant, there was that one time he was resting under a tree, when suddenly he found himself waking up inside the house of the nature goddess from several dimensions away. After a long debate of trying to get home, he busted out his red whip and lashed his way outta there.

Or that other time when he became cursed with ‘attraction of no bounds’, causing everyone, men and women, to develop a crush on him that had the potential of turning into love. For girls and women it was awesome! For men…not so much.

He also ended that by whipping the hell outta the guy who cursed him.

All in all, he figured out the solution to all weird things by using his red whip. Works every time.

But, well…not…this time?

When he finished his business with the girls that were eager for him, he went out of the city to search for his newly found friend, which he easily found since he saw an enormous root sprawling out of a mountain and attacking a naked girl.

Well, more like the girl was beating the root down to the mountain.

He later recognised this girl as that one Diana asked to buy, which meant that Diana was probably chillaxing somewhere in the area.

He…found her soon enough…Fighting a giant bull that had 5 heads that is.

Now, as a bit of a history lesson, that bull was a curse god called ‘al’ard aljafa’. It’s a weird name.

It’s pretty much a curse god that sucked out mana from any living being it touched, may it be the denizens of the void or even gods themselves.

And here this naked girl was, her body fully turned into a slime, and hurting that monstrous being without much of a sweat! Seriously! He might have some trouble with that thing, but she’s just going it full-power!

It’s impressive, to say the least. She’s much stronger now, not as strong as he though, but still commendable.

*BAAM!!* A loud explosion rang out as Diana’s girl was smashed down into the dirt, before she leapt back up and rushed back to fight, Diana quickly firing a load of slime onto her back, vastly increasing her power.

He would’ve offered to help…but seeing Diana go destroy that bastard bull was more fun that he expected, so he stood back on the side-lines and spectated the two matches happening at the same time.

Several more blows, Anna crashing to the ground, Diana dodging, and Diana using her slime to damage the curse god later, Diana was the first to come out victorious, panting softly as she watched the curse god go limp and crash down.

“Phew~, that was tiring!” She said ecstatically as she looked at the rude bastard.

To back up a bit, Diana was having a nice peaceful time watching Anna duke it out with that enormous root over there, before this 5 headed b*tch came and rammed into her, stealing a bunch of her mana and sending her flying back into the dirt.

Pissed at that, she first, like an experienced fighter(not really), she kept her cool and watched its movements, dodging its attack as she analysed its attack pattern. After she figure that, yes, it liked to howl and ram things, she decided her plan of attack.

First thing first, since this thing was obviously not a god, conventionally anyways, her {[Slime: Holy Flame!]} should do wonders on this thing. And, oh boy~, it sure did!

Her damage output ramped up by an insane amount, and she couldn’t help but feel a bit of pity as she watched the bull squiggle around on the dirt as it tried to rid itself of the holy slime. And when it did, she’d just add some more slime and repeat the watching process.

Over time, the bull realised that it’d die if it didn’t do anything, it began going on the offensive, even as its damage continued to stack over and over. Diana, being the kind person she was, dodged and evaded like a prick and fired more and more holy slime onto the bull.

Before finally, it dropped dead.

Horay~!

[Enemy has been slain. 90000 Skill Points gained]

[Congratulations! You are now Level 89! Stats have increased]

Name: Diana

Class: Slime God Lv 89 (+62)

Subclass:

HP: 520/940

MP: 195/935

SP: 562/920

[Strength]: 329

[Tenacity]: 341

[Agility]: 338

[Control]: 345

[Dexterity]: 329

[Mentality]: 347

[S*ki%# Po&!ts]: 92746

{Skills}: [Absolute Slime Transformation Lv 12], {Slimy Bubble Magic Lv 18}, {[Slime Modelling Lv 2]}, {[Slime: Enhancement! Lv 13]}, {[Slime: Holy Flame! Lv 17]}

{Slimy Compendium}

It’s almost crazy just how big of an improvement she made from, like, 2 hours. Well, the monsters here were crazy and it’ll probably take her a single hit for her to reach the game over screen, but still! This was awesome!

As for her accumulated skill points…well…she wanted to save that for later. Since there was the specialised skill synthesize thingy, she wanted to save a lot to see if she had several skills she wanted to pick out for later.

And for her skills…well, she’s improved a lot. The only exception to that being her modelling skill, but that’s mostly because there’s no combat-focused purpose she could find for the thing. All she tried was shift her body figure to try and make her a bit sexier, but she reverted back to her old self, since it looked a bit weird, in her opinion at least.

But! Enough of that.

“Oh, hey there Fyorei! Done with your business?”

“You bet.”

Diana smiled a bit as she looked up towards the fully opened gate swirling above her, distorting the clouds above and forming a vortex in the clouds as she speaks.

If she was guessing right…that thing led to Earth, her home planet. She didn’t really have any reason to go there,

Until now that is.

Id you recall, she was trying to find a way to get back to the surface without getting spotted, or at least without getting taken back, by the gods and getting her existence reset and all.

There were several ways she thought up that could possibly allow that. Maybe she could find some sort of skill or item that could allow her to do that, but it was definitely something she could find here.

Emphasis on here.

You see, there’s a certain other place filled with mythology and tales where gods and such were able to be subdued and even killed. It’s a place that stars with ‘E’ and ends with ‘H’ and has a lot of water-

Okay, we get it. It’s Earth.

Yep, that’s right! Earth was a place filled with this kind of stuff. And while people would just shrug them off and say they’re just ‘legends’, with enough things spoken about them, even legends could manifest as truth.

It’s a complicated process, involving the gathering of mana or something, but that’s basically it.

And you see, Earth’s filled with mana. Like, filled completely. It’s everywhere! The problem lies with the humans, who have no powers or abilities to harness or even notice the mana floating around them. Some can, but the majority can’t.

Ensure your favorite authors get the support they deserve. Read this novel on the original website.

She had several ideas as to what could-

“Oi, Diana. You okay?”

“Hua? Ah, uh, no, I’m fine!”

Well, seems like she got too deep into thought without speaking to him. Actually, this was a good Segway for her to ask something to him.

“Hey, Fyorei. How long do portals like that last?” She asked cheerfully as she pointed her index finger up into the sky, straight into that giant vortex spiralling above them. He gave it some thought, his hand placed on his chin as he mumbled, before he shrugged his shoulders and answered with a simple,

“I don’t know. Probably months. Years even. Depends on a whim really.”

That was…a terrible answer, but she at least figured out that they lasted several months, if not years. That was way more than enough for her!

“Hey, wanna come with me?”

“To where?”

To which she simply answered by pointing her fingers upwards again, which garnered her a soft ‘Oh…’ from Fyorei as he realised what she wanted to do, both ignoring the loud resounding punches coming from Anna’s heart-pumping battle in the background.

“You’re one crazy chick, you know that?”

“That’s just who I am!”

The two chuckled loudly as Anna and the giant tree trunk clashed for the last time, before Anna’s strength came out victorious and smashed the tree trunk apart, the many large pieces of wood landing down onto the purple grass like meteors.

Out from the clouds of dust, Anna jumped out and landed gracefully behind Diana, her naked body wounded and scratched all over, but still intact nonetheless.

“Hold on tight, girls! This is going to be a hell of a ride!”

The two girls hugged onto him tightly, and Fyorei smirked as he placed his arms around their shoulders, cradling them like they were his lovers.

The two did not pick up on that.

In seconds, Fyorei’s teleportation skill activated, and before they know it, they were high up in the sky, incredibly close to the vortex, and quickly getting sucked in.

It’s time to look for some god-sealing items!

…………………

And, you know?

She wasn’t expecting her first landing spot to be at Japan’s famous ‘Suicide Forest’, also known as Aokigahara, a place famous for those who wished to end their lives, at night.

Thinking about it, it made some sense why this would be the place of landing. Since countless dead souls lingered on after their suicides, the cascading mana must have caused a vortex to appear.

And since this one was relatively new, she had several months to explore this Earth.

“How…beautiful.”

Those words leaked out of Fyorei’s mouth, and Anna too showed a look of wonder as the two looked upon the tall trees and soft eerie silence. This was a world so unlike the void world, so their wonder upon their first arrival was understandable.

“…Let’s, get out of here.”

But Diana wasn’t feeling too good. This was a place of suicides, and as a newly born god, she could sense and see spirits and ghastly figures. And right now, this place was swarming with spirits.

It’s making her sick.

All their wishes, dreams, hopes, regrets, failures, all of that were lingering around the forest without any intentions of finally giving up and ascending to that nice place above.

Can’t they just give up and go already?

Sensing the disgust in her master’s voice, Anna immediately ignored her wonder and began searching for the most effective route out. Fyorei, still admiring the view, was slowly dragged away as Diana and Anna slowly made their way out of the forest.

Diana also later realised that they were naked, but as they were alone, she decided not to bother.

While they were walking, it’s time to assess their situation!

Now that they were back at Earth, Diana’s goal still remains unchanged, to go back to the world above without shedding her humanity. This requires her to find some way to avoid or fight back against the god’s reign in that world.

This led her to going to Earth, which was a place teeming with legends and myths of people and objects that could seal and even defeat or kill a god.

As Earth was a planet just brimming with untainted mana, with enough word of mouth and will, even myths and legends could take form due to the mana following those wishes and gathering in one location.

She didn’t really have a specific thing to look for, but she had a clue or two.

So…There’s this thing called ‘adamantine’. It’s usually just a thing used to call ‘really hard stuff’, but she’s sure by this point that an actual piece of adamantine had formed somewhere on this blue planet.

This stuff was so durable and strong that it was said that it could hurt gods and even chain the titan Prometheus, along with slaying beasts that would even give the gods a run for their money.

In mythology anyways.

There’s also Tartarus, the prison so great it could seal gods, but…well…she’s not sure what that looks like or how she even plans to bring something like that back through the void and into the fantasy world Crystal and Rei was in.

Anyways~, enough of that.

Because she was literally standing out there, in Japan, with an idiot and her naked servant, and alone at night with the cold wind stabbing into her pristine skin. There was only one priority that tops all in her mind:

We need some clothes.

Raising her left arm into the air, she turned her arm into slime and shot it up into the air, letting it expand over the entire area, just to get a good view of where they were.

And let’s say…it wasn’t good.

There’s…nothing, around them. Forest, mountains, plains. That’s it. There’s an odd souvenir store several kilometres away from them, but even then, it’s a pretty long way from here.

Not that it mattered! It’s night! They can go sneaking around anytime they want!

If they’re willing, they could go even father and get to the Kofu city, where they’ll be able to look for a good clothing set or two. But, in her honest opinion, the souvenir store seems to be their best bet for now.

With that, the three went on their mission and ran as fast as they could through the plains of Japan-, well, I say ‘mission’, but it’s more of a playful trip for the three, even including Diana.

It’s Japan for damn sake, JAPAN! She had wanted to go here for so long, and now she’s here! Not in a place she really wanted to be, yes, but it’s JAPAN!

The three had their share of adventures as they went out in the night, enjoying the amazing scenery of Mount Fuji there along with several cool little spots along the way. It was a pleasant night.

Oh, and Diana finally managed to ‘steal’ some clothing from two girls she found exiting the souvenir store.

And by ‘steal’ I mean use her [Slime Modelling] to shape the two girls as she pleases, made their preference change to women, made the two incredibly horny and made the two not afraid to make out in the open.

While they were having their fun, she sneaked up and took their clothing for themselves.

Luckily, the sizes weren’t too far off, so she only needed to readjust both her and Anna’s height a bit to fit the clothing, which was a nice set of a brown skirt and white shirt. Anna had the same outfit, only with a black shirt instead of a white one.

While they were having fun, she forcefully covered Fyorei’s eyes and dragged him out of the area.

She did have to admit that all the steps before the final one was completely unnecessary, but, hey! This was her fantasy story, and she could do whatever she wanted! And besides! She could feel some sort of tension between the two girls, she might as well help out!

…She wasn’t using that as an excuse, really!

Anyways, she wasn’t all that versed in Japanese mythology, so she wasn’t quite sure if there was any god-sealing/killing items to take for herself. Does Yato count by any chance?

Anyways, first up, they needed to find some shelter. Sleeping in the wild was good and all, but she’s home on Earth! Time to act like a normal human being for…I don’t know, maybe 3 days before going back to her normal self?

It’s time to have a bit of fun!

She happily thought of the many plans she could have as she dashed through the fields of grass, with Fyorei and Anna tailing her closely behind.

In the end, Diana realised she had no money to spend and decided to sleep out in the wild anyways.

…………………

It was now dawn, both a dawn of a new day and a new adventure for the rag tag group of crazy maniacs. The rising sun bathed the Earth in its warm light, casting away the darkness of the night.

The sky shone a tint of red and orange, the black night sky pushed away from sight. The soft howls of the wind passed by, the grass and flowers blowing in rhythm.

I’m back, huh.

And sitting alone atop a small rock was Diana, a soft smile on her face as she looked at her home planet. The beauty that came, even in something as ordinary as a sunrise, was breath-taking.

If she knew about this, would she had been able to avoid becoming a NEET?

No. She pushed those thoughts away. One way or another, her becoming a NEET was a universal constant. And besides, it wasn’t really her being disappointed in life that led her to becoming a NEET, but…

She shook her head again, in an attempt to clear her head of these thoughts.

Still though, staring at the rising sun, sitting alone as the chilling wind ran across her skin, it was a perfect time for reflection.

And honestly?

Holy sh*t has she come a long way.

She started the story as a simple male NEET holed up inside his room, before he sacrificed everything(including his gender) and travelled to a fantastical world filled with monsters and RPG elements, a world a NEET like her definitely wanted.

Escaping the woods, realising that she couldn’t understand a single word from that one village she tried to enter, finding the dryad, getting the dryad killed, finding Crystal, forcing Crystal out of her home,

Arriving at the desolate withered forest, a meeting with a certain food-loving ghoul, a training montage to the catacombs gone horribly wrong, meeting with Nestra, dying from a stupid mistake she made, getting revived by Slimey,

Defeating the giant she created, escaping Tartarus, a meeting with a death god and escaping the withered forest, finding Anna, going to a kingdom, meeting Ilgua ,taking on her first quest(which also went horribly wrong),

Meeting the goblin elder, meeting Gaz as his harem of women, getting thrown into that white world, getting her memories back, a meet up with Crystal, but a failure at trying to escape,

Getting dragged down into the void, forced to witness the lives of those who died, her body disintegrating bit by bit, going up to the afterlife, getting promoted to a god, getting sent back down to force her to shed her humanity,

Realising that ‘f*ck no she wasn’t going to do that’ and tried as many ways she could to get back without shedding her humanity, finally getting into the gates and arriving in the void world, meeting a certain pervert,

Getting her status plate, finding Anna as a ‘lost one’, and finally here, sitting alone atop this small rock, silently watching the sun rise from the horizon.

It’s been a heck of a long journey.

When will it end, who knows? But no matter what,

She’ll definitely enjoy this to the very end.