The rain poured down heavily, giant grey clouds above crying out their tears upon the world below. The sun was completely blocked out, leaving the world below dim and dark.
Inside a certain house, a boy sat still, staring at the screen. A soft darkness surrounded him, his hands furiously pressing onto the keyboard. His face was burning red, both in shame and anger. His fingers twitched uncontrollably as he read the computer screen in disbelief.
[YOU LOSE]
“W-What the f*ck…? That worthless prick abandoned the f*cking team!”
He shouted in anger and slammed his keyboard, the table wobbled from the sudden force. The computer screen flickered, the only light in the room flickering in and out. The closed curtains behind him did not allow any sunlight to enter, if there were any sunlight left out there.
All around his blue swivel chair, piles after piles of trash could be seen lying around. Several empty bags of chips, several tens empty cups of noodles, several kilograms worth of soda cans, and a large box of candy, ripped open vigorously by his bare hands. Not that he noticed any of that.
He sighed to himself. The image of that one player on his team burned in his mind, still vividly remembering when he just decided to help the other team. The other team! Like, what the hell dude?!
He sighed once more as he heard some angry voices coming from the floor under him. Cold sweat emerged on his back as he could just sense and feel what was happening down there. The poor table was probably getting smashed again.
“Hah…”
Just trying to picture his drunk mother slamming his door open and shouting at him was giving him a headache. Always, she would always come into his room, in the middle of a match, and mess everything up, no exceptions.
And his father was never there to stop her.
He sighed softly and returned his focus back onto his computer screen, the screen now displaying his game scores. The player ‘ProDavin888’, the fabled legend of this modern FPS, had lost, because of a traitor.
“F*ck this sh*t.”
His anger nearly breaking free, he brought his hand over to the mouse and closed the game. He let out a sigh of relief as he stared at the empty desktop screen he had. The world doesn’t seem to be on his side today.
[19:56]
Looking at the time, several hours had already passed since he first sat down, not actually knowing when he first sat down in the first place. But he needed to stop now, or his rage would boil over and the world would turn to ash.
Leaving the game now left a bad aftertaste, but it was for the good of the universe.
“I wonder if the server’s doing alright…”
He stretched his arms and went back to the computer screen, pasting his face up close against the dim blue screen. His anger went down drastically when he saw his online trading server, doing better than it had ever done! The trades were booming!
“Heh…Guess luck’s on my side, finally.”
Cursing lightly at the traitor in his mind, he kicked back against his chair and relaxed, enjoying as the money in his account constantly rose from the increasing amount of trades. He relaxed his eyes and slowly brought them down. His vision was cut as he fell asleep, still rocking back on his swivel chair.
Ah…Finally a good time-
*Brak!!*
*Ting, tang!*
*Puchi!*
Yeah, like that’ll happen in this house.
“Oh, what the hell.”
Opening his eyes back up, he brought his chair close to the computer screen. Honestly, he didn’t have anything to do, nor did he feel like doing anything right now, and trying to sleep in this environment was near impossible. That was, until he spotted a slight anomaly in his server page.
“What the f*ck? Ads?”
He swore to the depths of the earth that he had never let any ads on this damn server. Being a frequent user of the internet, he always found ads annoying and disturbing, hence why he didn’t allow them to use his site as an advertisement.
But what the hell is this thing doing here?!
Bringing his mouse over to the ad, he hovered it over the small red cross and tapped. But, the ad didn’t disappear. He clicked his tongue and tapped again, but to no avail. The ad remained unresponsive. Damn it! Go away!
And after several hundred furious clicks, the ad finally disappeared! Peace! But, the peace did not last for long, as his screen suddenly flickered multiple times, before shutting off completely.
“What the f*ck?”
Did his beast of a computer just die because of an ad?! What the hell?! He didn’t buy this expensive thing for nothing! He slowly brought his hand over to the power button, and pressed it.
But what came back, was not his usual desktop screen, but instead, simple blue desktop, and a simple popup in the middle.
[Are you unsatisfied with this world? Y/N?]
“Huh? What the…?”
He tried turning his PC off, but the button didn’t respond. The clean blue screen kept on shining, illuminating the dark room he was sitting in. The sounds of his angered mother seemed to have died down, but it was unnaturally silent, too silent.
He tried to close the message, but it simply reappeared.
[Are you unsatisfied with this world? Y/N?]
“The hell?”
The message kept on appearing, even after he closed the damn thing 10 times. The message would just pop up again, eagerly waiting for him to click for an answer. This could be a virus, but what kind of virus looked like this? Was this like one of those things that would bring people into a new world, sucking them into a screen and stuff? Was this what that was?
…Because if it is, he’s instantly boarding that train.
“Heh, why not.”
To try and play along, he moved his cursor over to the ‘Yes’ answer, and clicked. The message finally disappeared, but not for long, as another question appeared.
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[Do you wish for more from this world? Y/N?]
“Yeah, this is totally one of those things, isn’t it?”
Being the stuck-up he is, he had enough time to do anything he wanted. Play games, watch videos, read erotic novels, and watch some nice anime. This scene definitely mirrored that of an anime he watched back a couple years ago, about a guy being brought to another world and being tasked with saving the world.
Oh how he wished to be that man…Anyways, ‘Yes’ please!
[Are you ready to sacrifice everything for your goals? Y/N?]
“Yes…Continue already.”
[Do you have any regrets? Y/N?]
“Yeah, I definitely regret how f*cking slow this quiz is…”
[What world do you wish to inhabit?]
“Ho? This is new.”
Unlike the 4 previous questions, this question was not a yes or no. Instead, right below the question, was a small text box, probably there for him to fill in his answers. Now, there was a large array of different worlds he would like to live in. Scifi, Fantasy, Medieval, the list goes on and on.
But one that stood out the most to him, was obviously Fantasy. I mean, who wouldn’t want to feel how it would be to wield magic and shoot fireballs out of thin air? That would be every gamer’s and otaku’s dream!
So, he wrote down the word ‘Fantasy’ and clicked continue.
[Are you ready to leave? Y/N?]
“Being polite? Or is it just giving me time to say goodbye to my family or some sh*t?”
Either ways, it was annoying. It isn’t like anyone would miss him or mourn for his death anyways, so what’s the point? The one person who actually cared for him was no more.
Twitching in anticipation, he brought the cursor over to the ‘Yes’ option, and clicked. The screen flashed and-
The world went dark.
……………………………………………..
“Ugh…What the hell…Agh…”
Rubbing his head, he looked up to see the sun, covered by a giant canopy of leaves…Wait, what? The sun? And…Leaves? Is this…the outside? Never in his life would he dare to step out of his home, which meant that…
“N-No way…I-It actually worked?! H-Hahaha! I-It worked!”
He shot up and raised his hands in the air. He wobbled slightly from an odd change of gravity, but nevertheless, it worked! T-This is another world! And a fantasy world nonetheless! This was just like the anime!
*Gasp*
Wait, does that mean that there are skills too?! Alright, let’s do this!
“Open status!”
“……”
Silence, absolute silence. He shouted the command, but nothing came up! Putting aside his odd voice, which was slightly higher pitched than normal, there was no status screen on display!
“Uh…Status screen, activate!”
“……”
“Uh…Uh…Character sheet!”
Still, absolute silence. Nothing came out as he kept on shouting these cringe worthy lines. Cold sweat began to form on his back.
“Uh…Uh…Open Sheet…N-No…wait…uh…Skill screen…no? n-not that too?!”
“Skill Status! Uh, uh…Press [F]? N-No? Umm…Umm…Inventory?!”
He began to feel desperate. He had shouted many different cringe filled lines, but no status screen or whatever popped up! T-This can’t be, right?! He couldn’t have been scammed, right?!
“The Status! Stats! Link Start!! Where is it?!”
“D-Damn it! Just give me my status, damn it!!!!!”
*Vrring*
“O-Oh…t-there it is.”
Name: Diana
Race: Human
Age: 17
Class: Peasant Lv: 0/5 | Exp: 0/25
HP: 10/10
MP: 10/10
SP: 10/10
[Strength]: 2
[Tenacity]: 1
[Agility]: 2
[Intelligence]: 2
[Dexterity]: 3
[Mentality]: 3
[Endurance]: 2
[Wisdom]: 2
[Longevity]: 2
[Skill Points]: 0
{Skills}: -
{Magic}: -
{Titles}: -
“W-Wait a sec…W-What is this…? Where’s my unique skill? O-Or my magic?!”
His eyes shot open as he read his shameful excuse for stats. No matter how humble you may seem, or how encouraging you are, there’s no denying it, his stats are absolute sh*t. And to add to the insult, his class even denoted him as a peasant, a Peasant! And why is his name Diana?!
He abruptly closed his status screen and looked down, his eyes cast in darkness upon his absolutely terrible stats. But then, something else caught his attentions, something on his chest.
“W-Wait a minute…E-Eep! W-Why is my voice so high?!”
Closing his mouth, he stopped to consider the voice that just came out from his lips. That high pitched voice, soft and cute, could only belong to the opposite sex. But he’s a guy…right?
“A-Ah!”
He slowly brought his hands down to his chest, and touched the two mounds on his chest. A soft moan escaped his lips as his hands touched upon his new assets. His eyes looking down in fear, he continued downwards, towards his nether regions. And there, he felt nothing.
“I-I-It’s g-gone…?”
With tears building in his eyes, he, or more appropriately now, she, dropped onto her knees and shivered. Foreign sensations coursed through her system as his loose white T-shirt rubbed against her adequately sized chest. Her silky smooth skin glimmered under the occasional sunlight, her long black hair waved slowly.
“Haha…haha…haha…I-It can’t be…I-I can’t be…ahaha…”
And…she’s gone and lost it. First day in a fantasy world, and she’s lost it. Diana, or Davin back in his previous world, had gone and lost it. ‘ProDavin888’, the myth, the legend, had lost it everyone. A round of applause please.
*Boink!*
“U-Uaa…?”
Looking up with teary eyes, she stared at the green blob standing before her. The slimy substance bobbed up and down, looking at her with its invisible eyes. Even if he was a she now, there was no doubt about it, the monster before her, was the legendary slime!
Instantly, his gamer instincts took over. His arm moved and picked up and nearby stick, and pointed the blunt edge at the slimy abomination. This was his first task, time to get 3 slime balls for the tutorial!
…………
5 minutes later, Diana laid on the ground, face first. Her loose white T-shirt and her short pants were slimed all over. Her slim legs were completely covered in the green goo, same goes for her arm. The stick she once held was broken in half. Silently, she cried out as she felt the feeling of defeat, from a slime!
And n-not only that, some of her precious HP and SP, wasted!
This wasn’t like that anime. It wasn’t like it at all! Where’s his awesome magic skills?! Or his swordsmanship?! Where’s his fabled sword?! His companions?! His cute pet wolf?! Dogmeat?! Where are all of you?!
And so, with those self-depreciating thoughts, she continued to cried herself to sleep.
[The title [Slime girl] has been acquired. 1 Skill Point gained]
-Several hours later-
Slowly, she turned onto her back and stared up onto the canopy of leaves. The green living paper absorbed the sunlight and lived on, further living on. Even the trees were doing better than she is! How far down is she?!
And you know what’s worst? He even got a title from that slime!
Name: Diana
Race: Human
Age: 17
Class: Peasant Lv: 0/5 | Exp: 0/25
HP: 8/10
MP: 10/10
SP: 9/10
[Strength]: 2
[Tenacity]: 1
[Agility]: 2
[Intelligence]: 2
[Dexterity]: 3
[Mentality]: 3
[Endurance]: 2
[Wisdom]: 2
[Longevity]: 2
[Skill Points]: 1
{Skills}: -
{Magic}: -
{Titles}: [Slime girl]
[Slime girl]
You have shown no resistance towards the green blob that is the slime
Slimes are naturally friendlier to you
Look at it! Just, look at it! Showed. No. Resistance. To. The. Slimes! What is she, some girl from an erotic manga?! Wait no, that’s different. Doesn’t matter! She still failed, to, kill, a, slime!
And so, there she laid, crying tears of shame as she read the description for such a title. She couldn’t believe it! Not one bit!
And then, her nightmares returned to haunt her once more!
*Boink!*
“O-Oh god no…”
There, standing before her, was a small green blob of goo, roughly the size of a basketball. Its slimy surface touched against the dirt, causing a soft *Boink* to escape into the air. Her legs shook in terror as she eyed the nightmare before her.
Slowly, she began crawling away, but the slime followed immediately, jumping onto her face.
“N-NooOO-“
*Bak!*
And squarely, the slime landed on her face, sliming her cheeks all over. The slime slowly slid off, and landed on her lap, looking up towards her with a set of invisible googly eyes. Her body shivered under its constant gaze.
“W-W-What d-do you w-want…?”
“…?”
*Boink! Boink! Boink!*
“O-Oh god…N-No please…Not more…”
As if she wasn’t suffering enough mental damage, even more slimes began to appear! First, a group of 10, and then another, and another, until there were more slimes around her than she could even count with her pitiful math skills! What is this?! A nightmare of slimes?!
“n-n-no…p-please…”
The surrounding slimes inched closer, touching against her body as they attempted to get closer. Slowly, as foreign sensations overtook her, a string of messages entered her mind.
[Slime A pledged you as its queen. Accept?]
[Slime B pledged you as its queen. Accept?]
[Slime C pledged you as its queen. Accept?]
[Slime D pledged you as its queen. Accept?]
[Slime E pledged you as its queen. Accept?]
[Slime F pledged you as its queen. Accept?]
[Slime G pledged you as its queen. Accept?]
[Slime H pledged you as its queen. Accept?]
[Slime I pledged you as its queen. Accept?]
[Slime J pledged you as its queen. Accept?]
[Slime K pledged you as its queen. Accept?]
“Y-Yes!! P-Please stop it!!”
[You have been crowned as the Slime Queen. Title [Slime Girl] has evolved to [Slime Queen]. [Slime Valley] has been acquired. 1 Skill Point gained]